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SO 1 H4V3 G4TH3R3D TH4T 1 4M NOT 1N TH3 V31L 4NYMOR3!
4ND TH4T TH3R3 4R3 W31RD V3RS1ONS OF MY FR13NDS RUNN1NG 4ROUND
BUT TH4T 1S 4BOUT 4LL! >:[
SO 1F SOM3ON3 COULD 3XPL41N WH4T TH3 H3LL 1S GO1NG ON 1 WOULD B3 V3RY GR4T3FUL!
4ND DON'T BOTH3R LY1NG >:]

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I wanted to know if I would or if I could. I didn't want you to prove to me how much of a pansy ass I am.

Besides, I did face my goddamn death later on.

I just died, in case you didn't know. I was shot by a Harley through the Jack, and I knew it was going to happen. I let it happen anyways.

So I guess mission accomplished on your end? I'm not such a pansy ass anymore.

[He sighs and looks away a little, giving a small smirk.]

Heh, you do look like the pictures you drew of yourself.

You didn't want it, but you needed it.

[She resists the very, very strong urge to add "stupid" to the end of that sentence, and shifts slightly.]

That is because I am an incredible artist!

Right, incredible artist.

[He snorts a little before giving half a chuckle. The first real laugh he's had since god knows when.]

Well... good to see you, Terezi. I'm not really mad at you, y'know... It's my fault and I know it. Probably should've owned up to all that emotional bullshit earlier.

I'm not really one to express emotions, in case you couldn't tell. Except for recently, really, my two main emotions have been either really pissed off or scared shitless.

[She relaxes and grins.]

Good! You smell just as delectable in person, cool kid!

[He quirks an eyebrow at her.]

Do I? Please don't eat me, blind girl, as good as I may smell or taste.

[Giggling!]

It is very tempting! I might not be able to stop myself!

[He shifts his sword, leaning on it heavily, looking so cool.]

You know, for an alien, you're not too hard on the eyes. [Haha blind puns.] Are your lips always black or do you wear black lipstick like Rose?

Ooooh, be careful! I might swoon! [She smirks.] My lips are naturally this color.

Alien chick's got black lips naturally. Gotcha~

[He tilts his head at her.]

What're you doing here, Terezi?

That is a good question. I have no idea! Something about being saved from my world being destroyed, but it is a little late for that. What are you doing here?

Same thing happened to me. At a really bad time, too. Rose had just stolen my suicide mission when I woke up here.

[He grumbles a little bit.]

She's here too, by the way. Acting like she never took my mission, probably making out with that vampire alien chick right now.

[Terezi loops her arm through his and tries to tug him out of the library.]

Do you mean Kanaya?

[Dave flinches a little at the sudden contact but goes along with it.]

Should the blind really be leading, where are we going? [His brow is arched up high.] Like I know if that's her name, she's just the lesbian chick who's all over my sister, that's all I know. Don't really care.

[Terezi loosens her grip a bit, but doesn't let go.]

I have no idea what a lesbian is. And I am not helpless, you know!

That's hilarious and almost a little sad.

Let's just say "I Kissed A Girl" sums it up pretty well. Or do you guys not have a troll Katy Perry?

[He slings his sword over his shoulder as if it doesn't weigh a thing.]

And yes I know, you can taste the rainbow or something. Where are we going anyways, blind girl?

[She wrinkles her nose.]

Humans have a word for that? That is so stupid!

And I don't know. Somewhere less musty and gross!

Sorry that I invented the human race to determine types of relationships based on gender. I'll try and do a better job next time I create a whole new species.

[He is grinning more than he has his entire time here in the tower.]

Have anywhere in mind? I heard there's some new levels to the tower or some shit I haven't checked out yet.

We created you, stupid! And it is not my fault you have arbitrary mating requirements!

[She tilts her head, grinning back.]

Let's go, then!

How could it not be your fault? You created us.

[He looks forward and jerks his head towards the spiral staircase.]

Let's just keep going up til we hit the top. How much of the tower have you seen-- sorry, smelled so far?

I was not in charge of the new universe duties!

[She starts up the stairs, tugging him along.]

Not much! You can be my super cool tour guide.

Then quit complaining and quit commenting on how fucked up my race is, because trust me, I already know. At least we don't fuck grubs in buckets to procreate.

[He keeps up the pace with her, step by step.]

And it seems like you're the one leading the way, not sure how I can be the super cool tour guide here. Plus in a couple of levels we should be hitting shit I've never seen before anyways.

Dave, that is disgusting and not even at all accurate!

[JEGUS.]

Fiiine, lead the way, cool kid!

Hell if I know how alien sex works, blind girl.

[He rolls his eyes and tugs her up the stairs.]

This floor above the library is for lounging. There's comfy shit to sit on everywhere, plus a nice view of outside. Tch, wish we could actually get out.

[She follows, ignoring his little quip.]

We can't? What does it look like?

[He almost forgot she couldn't see.]

Uhh... well there isn't anything to see. Or smell. It's just clouds and shit everywhere. This place is boring, let's keep going.

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