[♏ 01] aurochsGore began trolling theNetwork

[aurochsgore]

AG: Sso I guessss thiss place issn't the Veil or anything like that, huh?
AG: Thiss note iss sort of vague. Doess it mean Alternia hass been desstroyed or that the meteor hass? Becausse the firsst one I already knew about.
AG: If it meanss the ssecond one hass too... Did everybody from my ssessssion make it here ssafely??
AG: I guessss this putss my planss on halt, though it could alsso mean that the Demon iss gone too? That would be kinda great and really convenient!! It'd be nice if I didn't have to get sstabbed after all.
AG: Maybe I had ssome of Tavross'ss luck?
AG: Anyway, all of that doessn't matter much right now, I ssupposse. I jusst really want to make ssure that my friendss are alright too.
AG: Honesstly, I'm not even ssure if anybody elsse is here, but I ssaw ssome other namess on the placard outsside the room I woke up in, sso that'ss gotta mean ssomething, right??
AG: I really hope ssomebody iss here, because it would really ssuck to be by yoursself in a huge tower with nothing to do! I guessss I could jusst go back to sshoveling hoofbeasst sshit or ssome other animal sshit on one of thosse floorss I checked out.
AG: But it would sstill really SSUCK even if thosse were the breakss, and that would mean that I'm a dumbassss who keepss talking to hersself. But alsso a dumbassss who issn't embarrassssing hersself if there are people around.
AG: Ughhhh, anyway!!
AG: If anybody iss here, esspecially if it iss ssomeone I know, but it'ss OK even if I don't know you, pleasse jusst messssage me back.
AG: Hopefully there iss ssomebody here that knowss more about thiss place than I do, that hass maybe been here longer? }:)
AG: Thankss in advance!!

Comments

[aurochsgore]

That'ss uncalled for!! We managed to win our ssessssion, ssorta! Even if we made a bunch of misstakess.
If we did it then, we can probably do it again! But iss there even a way to get out of here? Sshouldn't ssomeone have already found it if there wass? }:(

[restitchtime]

And where'd that get you? Sitting out on a rock in the middle of universal nowhere with nothing better to do than harass a bunch of kids like every other fucking troll session I've heard of? Some victory.

If there's a way in, there's a way out. The problem with this place is that everything's stacked against us and shit's always happening to keep you distracted from smashing open an exit. It's going to take time, and that's assuming you're operating with a group of competent people.

[aurochsgore]

Well, the Veil thing issn't really our fault. The Demon wassn't from our ssessssion, but it messssed ourss up.
What about ussing the windowss? That sseemss like a pretty good exit plan.

[restitchtime]

And you all decided to sitting around and whining was the best plan of action. I'm really impressed.

Why don't you try it right now? I'll give you five minutes, because that's all you'll fucking need after giving it a go.

[aurochsgore]

Not exactly. We were trying to fix it once we figured out we could. There wass probably ssome whining involved at firsst though.
I think I'm jusst going to assssume that trying the windowss iss a bad idea. If it were that eassy, no one would be here, right?

[restitchtime]

Forgive me if I have fuck and all confidence in you actually managing to accomplish that goal.

Almost nobody would be here. I'm pretty sure there's a few assholes who'd be too stupid to realize that everybody booked it and just stuck around with their thumbs up their asses.

[aurochsgore]

Jade ssaid the sscratch happened, sso I think we already accomplisshed it.
What happenss if you usse a window? Doess ssomeone sstop you?

[restitchtime]

You think? If you can't even be absolutely fucking sure that you managed to achieve your goal I don't think that's a real great sign.

Nobody stops you. This place is devoid of any supervision that isn't of the torture variety, so if you're that curious about what happens just go ahead and fucking do it yourself.

[aurochsgore]

Well, I don't remember the sscratch, sso that'ss why I ssaid I think. But I trusst that Jade iss telling the truth about it.

Um... No thankss. I will jusst assk ssomeone elsse that will hopefully tell me.

[restitchtime]

I'd try and see if you could prove it anyway. Just because she thinks that's how it went down doesn't mean jackshit if she can't back it up.

I see that you're a really goddamn adventurous asshole, huh.

[aurochsgore]

I'm not ssure we could even prove it here?? I guessss I can assk all of the trollss too and ssee if they know.

I can be, I ssupposse. I jusst really don't feel like dying anymore if that'ss what happenss.

[restitchtime]

Yeah, this place isn't really ideal for defintive timeline shit. It's pretty much clisterfuck central when it comes to divergent universes.

Well fuck, would you look at that. Somebody in the tower using common sense! The place must be coming down around our heads again.

[aurochsgore]

It ssoundss like it from what I keep hearing from everyone.
Wait. Again?? Did the tower fall or ssomething?

[restitchtime]

Which probably should tell you just how bad everything's interwoven with each other if those dumbfucks have noticed.

Nah, nothing that useful. We just got rammed by a fucking space whale.

[aurochsgore]

Whoa, what?? A sspace whale? Are we in sspace??

[restitchtime]

Everything's technically in space if you want to get abstract enough, but if you just mean 'are we floating over someone's atmosphere right the fuck now' then the answer is probably not. We just have the shittiest luck known to man.

[aurochsgore]

That'ss not really ssurprissing, I ssupposse. I'm ussed to not having very good luck.
Sso doess that ssort of thing happen often? The sspace whaless, I mean.

[restitchtime]

We're usually mired in at least fifteen different kinds of bullshit at any given time, although the fucking whale took it to unprecedented levels.

[aurochsgore]

I ssee. Sso whaless don't ussually happen. That'ss good to known. It ssoundss like that would be a pain to have to clean up if it happened often.

[restitchtime]

Only if it kept knocking out the admins' housekeeping powers. It's about the only positive thing the fuckers are good for.

[aurochsgore]

It doess that? That'ss... actually good, right? Ssince the adminss are the oness that are caussing the problemss here?
But I don't know if it'ss worth it if people get hurt by the attack. Except people probably get hurt anyway??

[restitchtime]

It'd have been good if we were able to actually make use of it and fuck them up the ass during all the insanity. But we're not exactly at that point in our 'not be useless fucks and break out' quest just yet so it really ended up being a wasted opportunity.

Everyone always gets hurt no matter what happens around here. It's pretty much a goddamn given that nobody even bothers taking into account anymore.

[aurochsgore]

Maybe ssomeone sshould take charge and get everyone going in the right direction. No one can be happy here, right?
I'm ssure if ssomeone pusshed everyone on the right path we could make a bigger difference than jusst waiting for everyone to try to get to the point on their own.

[restitchtime]

Yeah, about that. I want you to imagine the most stubborn, petulant, arrogant little animal you possibly can. The kind that would rather get its ass hit by a car than move out of the way for you. Now imagine that there's a couple hundred of them and you need to get them all in one place using only your voice.

That clusterfuck is basically trying to lead a large amount of these morons anywhere other than into certain death.