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animus_network2012-09-13 11:16 pm
heirterosexual) wrote in animus_network2012-09-13 11:16 pm
≈ first breeze! (text)
wow, oookay.
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!
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okay sorry, was trying to combine you and rose again.
still hoping for tentacle hybrid babies, here.
but screenplays for movies is even cooler.
good.
'cause shakespearean babble is really needlessly obtuse sometimes.
and by sometimes i really mean always.
ooh. i can get behind some good horror movies. what's your favorite?
...well both, i guess.
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I'm not even going to touch that.
Instead I'm going to skip past those first three lines and pretend that you didn't type them in order to agree with you that yes, screenplays are much cooler than regular theater plays.
If I really have to pick a favorite though, I would say the Saw franchise.
And don't ask me to pick among the five, because I just can't do that.
So are you saying Jade Harley is a furry?
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okay yeah in retrospect that looks pretty bad.
but come on, tentacle hybrid babies.
you like horror movies, you can't say there isn't some level of appeal there.
all right, i can give you that one. saw was pretty all right.
a little needlessly gruesome, but it certainly made a point.
and i mean i like michael bay movies so i can't really complain about "needless" anythings.
uh...
yeah, i guess i kinda am.
but she's not like the weird creepy internet furries, she's just.
kind of part dog.
but also a furry.
so she's a ...furred furry.
i think i'm just making this more confusing than it already is.
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Or making alternate versions of yourselvno never mind.
Just. Never mind.
Why don't you tell me what your favorite movie is instead and we just stop talking about that other thing?
And I can honestly say that I never would have seen that one coming. I must have missed the part of the book where it talks about Jade becoming part dog in the alpha timeline.
We didn't have anything like that in the offshoot.
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i am not really interested in making babies with rose, thank you.
nothing against her, but.
not really interested in making babies in the first place!!
yeah, okay.
con air.
definitely con air.
uh, yeah that's sort of a big long confusing story that boils down to her dog prototyped himself because i fell asleep when i was trying to do her prototyping for her before she entered the medium, and then her second prototyping was the stuffed body of her dead dreamself so when she went god tier she... kind of went dog-tier.
she's got ears and everything.
it'd be kind of neat if it weren't for the fact that rose's dead cat got prototyped, and jaspers is a rude little troll in a tuxedo and a princess hat that just loooves to torment her and make her mad so she chases him around the boat for hours.
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Never seen it. Con Air, I mean.
Fortunately, I know the short version of the long story. One of the books in the library on LOWAS kind of spoiled how the alpha timeline was supposed to go. But the more I talk to other people from our collective universes here, the more I find that it kind of skimped on the details. That or it hid them very well in its SBURB-typical, vague, flowery nonsense.
Because it didn't say anything about you falling asleep or Jade having dog ears.
It didn't mention the fact that Caspers is named Jaspers either.
That's kind of a funny coincidence.
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i mean it like. a literal hybrid of her and me.
like, half john, half rose, but not in the genetic half sense, not like baby sense.
like freak hybrid tentacle monster!!
have some imagination here, dude.
that's a total shame!!
we should watch it sometime.
huh.
well i guess any literature on the timeline could easily be wrong since our session, even if it's the alpha one, had... has? to be scratched?
i dunno, to be honest i've only recently started taking the whole thing seriously, so there's a lot i don't fully understand.
welp, that happened and she does. i might have a picture somewhere. i'll look through my stuff.
...heheheh caspers. good name.
and it is funny.
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Nobody in their right mind is going to think of it any other way than in the "baby sense" if you say that!
Use your head!</strong></font>
<small>[He would answer the other stuff too but he's too caught up on the thing that he didn't even want to talk about now. Just how stupid are you, Alpha Timeline John?!]</small>
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[A basic assessment.]
wow i killed that html didn't i?
happens to the best of us.
you brought it up again.
so maybe you're the one that's obsessed.
do you want babies, me-lalonde?
i won't judge.
hurr durr.
That's not even TRYING to drop it.
And stop calling me "me-Lalonde."
derp derp.
jeez.
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i guess i can handle that.
not like i'll really forget it or anything.
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And I would hope not.
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