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animus_network2012-09-13 11:16 pm
heirterosexual) wrote in animus_network2012-09-13 11:16 pm
≈ first breeze! (text)
wow, oookay.
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!
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...Whoa. I see that. Er, hear.
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[remi that's not exactly reassuring]
On a completely unrelated note, do you know a girl called Terezi Pyrope? You seemed to be friends with her back in the Facility, but...
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[SUDDENLY UNSURE.]
Terezi? Yeah, she's one of the trolls. Why?
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[An exasperated sigh.]
Look, okay, I really shouldn't mention this for my own good, but you reacted to my bursts of sudden feral vampiric anger like you'd react to a dog misbehaving. "Remilia stop that or I will do the windy thing."
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[He's quiet for a moment, and then laughs.]
Do you want me to uphold this tradition? I can do that. For the record the majority of the reason I didn't immediately threaten something like that is because for one, this is a voice conversation through a weird computer, so the windy thing is sort of moot, and for two I didn't really realize it was feral vampiric anger until you said it.
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[For the first time in their conversation she genuinely sounds like a pouty little kid.] N-No, see this is what I meant, I don't like the windy thing! [little kid whining x3 total combo hit]
[Augh.]
What else kind of anger would it be?
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[Wow that's sort of adorable?? He laughs a little.] Well then why'd you mention it? Now I'm totally gonna have to do that sometimes. You knew me before, you must know about the prankster's gambit!!
I dunno, just... regular anger? People-fucked-up-my-life-and-i'm-pissed-about-it anger?
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[FDGLSKHGFLD;H FLAILING!!!] You seemed way too shocked, that's why!
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Well you kind of went all The Exorcist on me! Of course I'm gonna be shocked. But now I'll be windy-shocked!
[Wow he's like. Full-blown teenage boy giggling right now. Omfg I need to finish the rest of his icons. v__v]
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[...wait.]
What is "The Exorcist"?
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It's a movie, Remi.
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And then realizes John can't see it so she says instead]
If you can even find them there.
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Her voice sobers up a bit.]
...anyways. I think that's it. All I wanted to say. For now. I guess.
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Heh. All right. Maybe I'll have found you a movie to watch by next time.
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[...]
It's good to have you back.
[Without further ado, she goes to cut off the feed.]