≈ first breeze! (text)

[heirterosexual]

wow, oookay.
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!

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[chronomancer]

friendship... bracelets?
dare i ask?

i dont knoww
i used to be scared a it
like
bein afraid a dyin wwas a Big thing for me
wwhich is funny because
yeah
fail time player wwho needs to literally shovvel his owwn piles a corpses out a the wway
but its just
i dont knoww
you get used to it i guess
an its useful too
if you lose a limb or somethin
because you come back to life just the wway you wwere
wwhen you first arrivved

lets see
kans heir a blood, ters seer a doom, vvriss knight a life, eqs prince a space, gamzs rogue a vvoid, fefs maid a rage, kars thief a heart, ars wwitch a mind, tavvs bard a light, sol an captor are page a hope, and neps sylph a breath
an then theres the humans
jades wwitch a time, davvids knight a light, roses seer a breath an johns heir a space

[heirterosexual]

it's another human thing.
kind of a girl thing i guess, too.
human kids a lot of times will take colored yarn and weave it together into bracelets to wear around your wrists to signify friendship.
i'm just really shitty at crafts.

well i guess that's pretty cool that you don't wind up a paraplegic from one too many bouts of limb-removal but it's still weird to me.
maybe i'll get used to it, too.
i kinda don't want to, though.

...sol and captor? two people are the same title and aspect?
but that makes thirteen...
aren't there only twelve of you?
whoa i'm a space player in your session?
good grief.
so much responsibility.
so many frogs.
i'm kinda glad to be little old windsock-me, to be honest.

[chronomancer]

huh
that sounds Odd
but hey
its okay
i suck at crafts too

i dunno
i mean bein a god youre kinda already hard to kill
so it probably wwont be so bad

sol an captor share title, aspect an body
its kind a Awwkwward
so wwere still technically twwelvve
you are
though i nevver really talked much to you
him you knoww wwhat i mean
to tell you the truth
after meetin myself
im kind a glad im me too

[heirterosexual]

...can i ask you a really random question?

well yeah.
but i mean.
i've technically died like three times in this game?
and i don't really delight in it.
it's sort of.
not fun.
i don't really think i want to repeat it over and over again.
i guess i was sorta looking forward to getting the whole thing over with...
so that we could stop dying and being in constant peril and all that.

...oh whoa.
so like a split personality? that's...
almost kind of neat i guess?
huh.
i dunno if i've met the you from my timeline.
here or otherwise.
i know i've talked to karkat, and vriska, and terezi.
and i think i've talked to a couple of others?
or at least heard about them.
i know karkat's mentioned a gamzee.

[chronomancer]

sure

yeah
its not likely, here in the towwer
but it WWould Be Nice

split personality, twwo people in one body
its WWeird
hmm, he types like me but in vviolet
karkat is here
an vvriska an terezi wwere here but theyre gone noww
gams also here

[heirterosexual]

what's the pattern with your capitalization?
i can't figure it out, hahaha.

lame.
well i guess i'll get used to it.
again.
or something.

whoa.
sounds kind of intense.
yeah, i think i remember karkat and vriska mentioning him.
like, briefly.
but sort of disdainfully?
at least on vriska's end.
though vriska seems to talk about everybody disdainfully.
yeah i've talked to karkat.
...my karkat, at least?
i dunno if there's more than one.
huh.
well i'm just gonna get to meet the whole brady bunch aren't i?

[chronomancer]

i
kind a dont havve one?
i mean i capitalize wwhen id use italics
because im lazy like that
but thats not exactly a pattern

hey
look at the brightside
not evverythin here is terrible
i mean
the movvie selection is almost tolerable

intense is a vvery polite wway a sayin it, yes
your vvriska is vvery disdainful yes
she wwasnt particularly nice to hang out wwith
theres twwo karkats right noww
yours an mine
mine is kinda bulgemunchin asshole
but hes okay sometimes
probably

[heirterosexual]

...oh!
okay see that makes more sense.
it just looked really random to me so i was confused.
but no that's totally a pattern.
shh.

...did you say movie collection??

yeah vriska's kind of mean.
i like her all right anyway, though.
i mean sometimes people are mean because they don't know how else to be.
i think vriska is one of those people.
like i don't really think she means to be mean.
if that makes sense.
hahaha bulgemunching.
i think most karkats are kind of bulgemunching assholes.
but in a funny, capslock-rage-induced way.

[chronomancer]

wwell, noww you knoww then

yeah
theres a media floor wwith all sorts a movvies an games an stuff
its my favvorite floor
though i havvent really seen any really good movvie yet

mine isnt
the one from my wworld i mean
shes pretty nice
shes a browwnblood
youd like her i think
ah yeah
uh
you should
probably
not mess around wwith the karkat from my wworld
hes a cerulean like your vvriska
an hes
kind a douchebag sometimes
especially wwhen hes mad
an bein here in the towwer
hes alwways mad
hes not really funny