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SICK BEATS & HIGHJINKS

TOWER OF AWESOMENESS

Have you ever pet a goat at a petting zoo? Goats have horns and they don't hurt people.

Goats can't talk though.

Which makes trolls even better for petting, because they can tell you how much they appreciate it.

That makes sense! We should do this!

Yes, this should totally happen. You have to do it now. You have to make this happen.

Okay! Let's do it!

Nah you're on your own. Sounds like too much work to me.

[she whines] But there's so many of them.

Then you better get started now, it could take you weeks.

Or you could help me!

Granted this does sound like a funny idea but I think the cuddly kittens would probably try and gut me. They'd probably let you pet them.

Huh, why?

They'd view me as a threat for being a guy. Duh. Trolls find girls more approachable. Like unicorns. Hence the horns.

Ooooooh, that makes sense!

Yep. So I'm sending you on a quest to go pet some unicorns. It's your duty now. You've gotta go make it happen.

I'm going!

[and she runs away]