permanon | text | backdated to Day 2 | itp Jade ruins the network

[reddeadvirtuoso]

ALRIGHT FILTHY PEONS OF THE TOWER.
I DON'T CARE A8OUT HOW MANY BODY IMAGE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE.
WE'RE SETTLING THIS RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW.
FIRST THINGS FIRST.
ERIDAN AMPORA.
THE PUTRIED JADE-BLOODED ONE.
I HAVE A GIGANTIC RAGING H8BONER FOR YOU.
NOW FOLLOW MY LEAD.

[NOTE: all of Jade's posts can be seen as being posted all within the same minute, though they're still anonymous.]

Comments

[reddeadvirtuoso]

It's rude to call someone out like that, you know.
There are at least five of us here in the Tower, and you don't even know if it was any one of us.

[chronomancer]

But Only One A Them Is My Moirail
Call It Special Moirallegiance Powwers

[reddeadvirtuoso]

How can you be so sure that she's done anything?
If your in someone else's body like most of the people here, it's highly likely that your super powers have backfired.

[chronomancer]

Howw Did You Knoww I WWas Talking About A She?

[You're bad at this, Jade.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[GODDAMNIT.]

Well it definitely wasn't me, since I have no idea who you are. And I doubt my alternate self would have much part in this sort of thing.
That leaves one of the other three, and chances were higher you were talking about one of the girls than Dave.

[chronomancer]

The Shovvel Is Not Meant To Dig Your Owwn Gravve Deeper, Jade

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Now I'm sure I have absolutely no fucking idea what you're talking about.

[chronomancer]

Then You Need Not WWorry, Right?
Since You Are Not Jade Strider

[reddeadvirtuoso]

True, but it's only fair to answer when someone calls out your name on a public forum like this.
Vitriol like that will shorten your lifespan.

[chronomancer]

Dont You Knoww
I Run On Spite An VVitriol
Is WWhat Gets Me Goin In The Mornin

[reddeadvirtuoso]

I would recommend coffee myself.

[chronomancer]

funny
i thought all striders ran on irony an the screams a rage around them

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Of course. But it would be foolish to assume that everyone is capable of such.

[chronomancer]

are you sayin youre the mythical ironyless strider?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

No such thing.

[chronomancer]

havvent met rose strider
i gather

[reddeadvirtuoso]

You can't run from the ironic miles.

[chronomancer]

jade
jade
sweetie
hon
No

[reddeadvirtuoso]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[SHE'S NOT STOPPING]

[chronomancer]

the ditch keeps gettin bigger an bigger hon
quit wwhile yer ahead
though you left ahead a feww miles awway already

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Well, you would be the expert on digging around here, wouldn't you?

[Yep she's not even trying anymore.]

[chronomancer]

unfortunately

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Then you'll have to tell me, because as I have already stated, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[chronomancer]

oh im sure youll figure it out
you bein a strider an all
a course

[chronomancer]

Also
*You're
The Orange Strider Has Better Grammar Than That