4th Time in Text

[knightime]

what do you while waiting for the sleep paralysis to wear off?
i mean it was kind of terrifying the first time
and maybe even the second time
but at this point its like the hugest fucking waste of time to be stuck lying on your bed waiting to get feeling to your fingers again
but now im curious
what is the longest you got stuck lying in bed for
like an approximate if you werent sure of the exact time

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[knightime]

and youre never going to stop being the hugest bitch who makes it a fucking goal to try and put down everyone they come in contact with
if you arent putting them down youre trying to piss them off in some form or manner

ill keep that in mind next time im in a life threatening situation

[restitchtime]

Because all that touchy feely shit has definitely been great for the survival rates around here. I've never made any pretenses about being nice, but I guess you never caught that in the ten minutes or so between your revival cycles.

I'm sure you will. And I'm even more sure that you'll promptly forget it and render it completely fucking useless.

[knightime]

afraid suddenly being relatively civil and maybe even friendly is suddenly going to get you killed
i have participated in a friendly pat on the shoulder
obviously i must be killed now that i have established positive interaction

yes
i love dying
how did you fucking know

[restitchtime]

Sure would explain a hell of a lot.

Because you've done everything you possibly can short of fucking carving it into your forehead to let everybody know.

[knightime]

you arent going to get cooties if thats what youre scared of
most people arent going to judge you pass wow this girl is kind of a huge bitch

im overdue for kicking the bucket again
now my schedule is all screwed up

[restitchtime]

I honestly don't give a fuck about what people think of me; I've got better things to do than giggle and participate in brainless conversations.

That's what happens when you stop to converse with the non-suicidal masses. You're probably going to have to off yourself three times this week to make up for the imbalance.

[knightime]

of course you dont
no one wants to hear you giggle anyways
it would be the sound of horrorterrors having a good time

its going to be a lot more than that since it looks like im on a roll
your welcome
i usually dont forgo my schedule for just anyone

[restitchtime]

I've actually heard that goddamn sound, and let me tell you that there's nothing that will ever come close to being as bad as that was. Nothing.

Queen bitches like me usually command that kind of attention, so it's not surprising. I'm sure you'll find a way to get slaughtered and make up for it.

[knightime]

so im guessing it isnt the same sound of horrorterrors screaming in pain or horror
which is kind of an odd experience now that i think about it
do any of these sessions actually not end up fucked on its side holy shit

ill just have to tell them that i had a queen to serve and that my knightly services were already rented and paid for
first come first serve

[restitchtime]

I haven't run into one yet that hasn't been at least half bullshittery, so I'm starting to think the answer to that is no.

Damn right. Loyalty's not cheap and it damn well better be ready whenever I need it.

[knightime]

fucked with our pants down
as always

well now my entire month is ruined
but its all for you my majesty

[restitchtime]

It's less of a surprise and more of a mild inconvenience at this point, shit.

Should have thought about that before signing on for the knighthood. Nothing left to do about it now but suck it up and get on with things.

[knightime]

i didnt even sign up
it was basically a shitty lottery system and someone decided to throw my name in it
of course i would get chosen

[restitchtime]

Hey, at least you got a halfway decent job out of the fiasco. You could have been drafted into eternal shit shoveler or something instead.

[knightime]

im allowed to be angry
they falsely advertised this shit as some glorified happy ending fairytale
they could at least have hyped down the disney aspect of it all

[restitchtime]

But think of all the sales they'd have lost if they did. Your whiny ass just isn't worth letting that go.

[knightime]

my whiny ass is going to put them out of business
im a very disgruntled customer right now

[restitchtime]

File a ticket and get to the back of the damn line. Nobody gives a shit about how far up your ass your panties are bunched.

[knightime]

excuse you
everyone cares about my hello kitty panties
thank you very much
youre just jealous that you dont have a pair

[restitchtime]

The only thing I feel about your fucking underwear is a little sad that you couldn't even manage to buy your own and had to jack them from what I can only assume was your Jade's intimates drawer.

[knightime]

i dont think jade even knows what hello kitty is
if i was stealing from jades drawer it would be squiddles bitch
hello kitty is the fucking shit

[restitchtime]

Like I'm suposed to know what fictional cutesy bullshit she creams herself over? Nice to know you're a cat person though, I'm sure that'll come in handy later.

[knightime]

does your jade or harley not follow that shit?
i mean its probably for the best tbh because i feel like they were on crack when they made that shit but whatever
more partial to birds

[restitchtime]

No, she's too busy sighing dreamily over hideous 80s cop shows. Honestly I don't think it was much of an improvement, but I tuned most of her bullshit out anyway so what do I know?

Birds, really? You must have fucking loved it at home if it was anything like my world, then. The roof was always filled with god damn crows.

[knightime]

80s cop shows
seriously
of all the things i could have guessed
that was not one of them

yea
they were pretty chill
they kind of got in the way though