http://illinest.livejournal.com/ (
illinest.livejournal.com) wrote in
animus_network2011-09-06 01:12 pm
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first off.
important question.
whats with these optional clothes provided.
like jesus dick suddenly its the 80s and everyone has the dumbest ideas about the future.
forget the spaceships forged from rigs still running windows 95.
shit is straight up lifted outta a jem video.
bret michaels approaches his band with an idea for their next mv.
hint were rocking the space theme.
cmon dudes gather up the gaudy skintight monochrome horseshit and lets do this.
btw roomies wheres the beer bong.
important question.
whats with these optional clothes provided.
like jesus dick suddenly its the 80s and everyone has the dumbest ideas about the future.
forget the spaceships forged from rigs still running windows 95.
shit is straight up lifted outta a jem video.
bret michaels approaches his band with an idea for their next mv.
hint were rocking the space theme.
cmon dudes gather up the gaudy skintight monochrome horseshit and lets do this.
btw roomies wheres the beer bong.

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And he stops some feet away. Fortunately, he either forgot to bring or purposefully didn't bring any sort of weird stitched-up puppet along, but holy shit. Everything's awkward.
There's Dave, and some girl. Not just some girl. He knows of her in that weird Guardian way, but. His focus is mostly Dave.
Takes some steps closer, giving the both of them an upward nod. Acknowledgment, like it ain't a big deal and he's not really affected by any of this.]
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Never better. And hey, you get to meet my super cool Bro.
[He falls silent for a little while until he notices Bro approaching. Awkward shifting from foot to foot ensues until he comes closer.
He gives a silent nod in return. His voice is caught somewhere in his throat. Dave glances at Rose from above his shades, silently urging her to be the one to break the awkward silence.]
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Greetings, Bro. I am Rose Lalonde-- we spoke earlier over text. Has anyone properly explained the situation here for you?
[Her eyes glance over to Dave.]
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Right. Chick with the brain problems. Great to finally meet you.
[So casual about it. Hilarious sarcasm and everything. But he's not coming any closer. Eyes shift over to Rose, then back on Dave.]
Some douchebags left me a note.
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Been kidnapped, don't know why. Trying to get out. Blasting walls doesn't work.
[He looks over at Rose.]
Wanna explain the weird space-time shit? I'm totally done with that stuff.
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For example, we have a Dave Lalonde in our midst.
[Why did she get the feeling that by the end of this day she'd have to sit down Dave and psychoanalyze his feelings?]
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But.]
Rad.
[He's only half-paying attention, his own thoughts taking a lot of the concentration away. In Sburb, he just knew shit. Here? Not the case. It's a strange feeling.]
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When'd you get here? And what was the last thing that happened to you before you showed up? Gotta get an idea of when on the timeline they took you from.
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That furry piece of shit stole my sword.
["And was about to stab me". But that part's left out.]
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You were fighting Jack Noir.
[It wasn't a question.]
I'm further ahead on the timeline than you.
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Bro came from just before he died.]
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More time bullshit.
[He ain't even bothered.]
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[Should he tell him that he came here right before he died?
He decides against it for now. What difference would it make?]
We were about to cause the Scratch. I was about to fly into the sun and destroy it. All that cool stuff.
Anything else you need t'know?
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[B)]
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ok he wants to see some ectosibling rivalry going on that'd be cool]
Explain yourself bro.
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Just before we came here, I was about to fly Derse's moon to the Green Sun and blow it up like a motherfucking Michael Bay movie or some shit. Then she knocked me the fuck out and stole my mission.
Right, anything else that doesn't have to do with stolen suicide missions?
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[Sigh.]
Anything else?
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[He turns to walk away but stops, mid-step. Without turning around he asks.]
Bro, you didn't bring Lil' Cal with you here, did you?
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