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[hallmonotor]

[There's a pause before any words are spoken, Ishimaru hasn't used the recording equipment here before and he's making sure it's working properly. When he seems content, he smiles cheerfully, addressing his audience.]

Good morning! It seems most people have had a chance to explore the newly built floors. I hope you all exercised caution in doing so!

[The chipper smile on his face fades slightly.]

As well, I would like to make sure it is known that the hazardous conditions are not an excuse for rule-breaking! If I find anyone behaving poorly, on my honor as a disciplinary committee head, I will see you punished for your actions.

Notably, it seems that some of you also need a reminder that cannibalism is strictly prohibited. Those found guilty of such a thing will face severe penalties!

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[hallmonotor]

Are you trying to lie to me Oowada-kun, or have you simply forgotten about that suspicious butter in your trunk?

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[mustlovedogs]

Who said you could go through my shit, aa?!

[mustlovedogs]

[...]

Wait, butter?

[mustlovedogs]

Fuck-- don't touch that, bastard, I'll beat your ass so hard you'll be butter!

okay done

[mustlovedogs]

It was your fault anyway, who the fuck does that to somebody?! Your executions and locking us up...!!

[hallmonotor]

[Knowing what he knows now, it's apparent to Ishimaru that the reason for this discrepancy is not due to Mondo misremembering, but likely he is from another version of his universe. But he's not going to bring that up now. He has no problem with Mondo hating him so intensely.]

Never mind that for now. You reaction confirms that it is in fact made from your corpse, as I had surmised.

[He has no idea how that is considering Mondo has a body now, but it's too wonderful a situation for him to question the logistics of it.]

What concerns me is that when I found it, it seemed some of it had been eaten. It was in your trunk, so surely you must know who could have done such a horrible thing!

[mustlovedogs]

We didn't know, okay?! Me'n Kuwata thought it was just butter, those guys took away the food and power and we were just trying to find stuff to eat...!!

[While Chihiro was part of it too...he can't add that in. Leon's gone, so Ishimaru can't do anything to him, but Chihiro's still there, and vulnerable.]

[hallmonotor]

[........

Wow this is even better than Ishimaru could have imagined.

Goodness, it's not even his birthday! Not only is this horrendously despair inducing, but it gives him a completely valid reason to horribly murder Mondo!

He had promised several people he'd punish the perpetrator, after all.]

Is that so? [You can practically hear the glee in his voice.] This is quite a serious crime that you're confessing to, Oowada-kun!

[You ask for threadjacking I'll give you threadjacking]

[forgetbeam]

[Four months. Four months and he still can't forget the sight of his best friend being churned into butter, though he can at least go from day to day life without thinking about it.

Hearing it mentioned just brings the grisly scene to the forefront of his mind again, and he stares at the terminal for a long time, knowing full well what's being said but not wanting to believe it. Just the thought is making him nauseous. Brother, you didn't...]

Wait... What do you mean?! There's no way something like that would be here...!

[mustlovedogs]

Look, didn't mean to, didn't know what it was, how'd me or Kuwata know, both of us were dead!!

[hallmonotor]

[The horrified look on his dopplegangers self is priceless. He'll be in his bunk.

He could just as well sit quietly and watch this drama unfold but why not join in the fun a little.]

He's not denying it, nii-san. Can you believe your dear "brother" would do such a horrible thing? It's disgusting, isn't it?

[forgetbeam]

That isn't possible...! For both that and him to be here...! Brother, why would you keep it?

[He's not upset with Mondo for it. There really isn't any way he could have known what was done with his body posthumously, and if he did there's no way he'd want to eat it in the first place. But Ishimaru is disgusted that such a thing could have happened at all.]

He couldn't have known... Not something like that...

[He's going to be sick... BUT FIRST:]

...Hey! What gives you the right to be going through somebody's private belongings?!

[mustlovedogs]

Well once Fujisaki figured it out it's not like I was gonna throw it out, that'd be like sticking myself in the trash, right?! Or what if some monster or something got it and got a taste for me or people, that'd fucking suck! So just kept it at the bottom of that box and thought nobody'd see it!!

[hallmonotor]

[OH NO He's been caught. Time to play up his act, then.]

Ah, I know I shouldn't have, but I just wanted to make sure Oowada-kun hadn't been up to anything bad, is all...

It would be awful if he'd been misbehaving behind our backs. I would want you to get in trouble because of him, nii-san.

[forgetbeam]

Don't talk about my brother as though he's just some untrustworthy criminal!!

[HA HA, BUT...]

[mustlovedogs]

You're not fooling anybody, bastard! You're not gonna listen to him, right?!

[hallmonotor]

[Even though he knows that this isn't Mukuro now, it still drives him up a wall to hear him use "brother" to refer to Mondo rather than him. That is not how things should be. He couldn't stand it.]

Upupupu... I've been driven into a corner... how utterly despair-inducing....

[And suddenly a violent mood shift.]

Whatever! I don't need you, nii-san, and neither of you can stop me from doing what I want!

[forgetbeam]

[Hearing that 'upupu' sends a chill down his spine. But he has to stand his ground. This is his responsibility. Even with the frustrated tears welling up in his eyes, he persists.]

If what you want involves the harm of others, I won't allow you to do that!! Neither of us will, isn't that right, Brother?!

[mustlovedogs]

You got that right! Already enough here that'll kill you, don't need some crazy fuck killing people too!

[hallmonotor]

I'm afraid it's not up to either of you. I've already assured several people that I would see to it that the perpetrator of this horrible act was punished! You can hide if you want, Oowada-kun, but soon or later I'll find you!