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[hallmonotor]

[There's a pause before any words are spoken, Ishimaru hasn't used the recording equipment here before and he's making sure it's working properly. When he seems content, he smiles cheerfully, addressing his audience.]

Good morning! It seems most people have had a chance to explore the newly built floors. I hope you all exercised caution in doing so!

[The chipper smile on his face fades slightly.]

As well, I would like to make sure it is known that the hazardous conditions are not an excuse for rule-breaking! If I find anyone behaving poorly, on my honor as a disciplinary committee head, I will see you punished for your actions.

Notably, it seems that some of you also need a reminder that cannibalism is strictly prohibited. Those found guilty of such a thing will face severe penalties!

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[puppy_lancer]

what the fuck

[hallmonotor]

Please take note that cursing is also against the rules.

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[terreifying]

all srots of canibalism or just the human on human kind>?

[hallmonotor]

I suppose I would also consider any sort of being with an ability to reason to fall under the rule. Therefore animals would of course be exempt, but anything with a human-like mind would not be.

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[forgetbeam]

[SUDDENLY, DOUBLE ISHIMARUS ALL ACROSS THE NETWORK. After both the infirmary mess and a chat with Tohko, this Ishimaru is even more wary of the other than ever. Knowing what he's done... can he really trust the other one not to hurt anyone now?

The mention of cannibalism hits him hard. There's no way he could have found out about Halloween, but...]

How exactly do you intend to carry out punishment?

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[hallmonotor]

[This Ishimaru is a bit wary, considering the last time he saw his "brother" he had been older and claiming that he wasn't his brother at all... He was back to normal now but did he remember saying that?

For now he's operating under the most favorable assumption, that he doesn't. So he's still playing the part of the "cute" little brother.]

I'm not sure what you mean, brother. Punishment will be carried out in the manner that most fits the severity of the crime, as is always the case.

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[mustlovedogs]

...The fuck? Who'd even do that, we got food, you're screwed in the head.

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[hallmonotor]

[Ishimaru can't help but smile in that unsettling way of his when he sees Mondo. JUST THE MAN HE WAS HOPING TO SEE!]

I would think you'd know better than anyone, Oowada-kun. The evidence I found suggesting such a thing had occurred was in your trunk, after all.

[worldend_dominator]

[The first time Rosa reads the message, she starts tasting bile. It's not until more than an hour later, after she finishes running over the restroom, vomiting up the contents of her stomach, and then spending some time calming herself down while shaking and crying that she can come back and type up a legible response.]

why
how
did someone actually do that
why put this on the network

[hallmonotor]

I hate to bring up such a gruesome topic, of course, but yes, I did find evidence that such a thing had taken place.

I felt it was my duty to make certain that a terrible thing like that does not happen again, my message is meant as a warning.

[starofpleiades]

C-cannibalism? Is someone really doing that?

[hallmonotor]

It seems to have been an isolated incident, but when it comes to something this serious, it's very important that action is taken before it has a chance to spread!

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[autopsic]

[ Whoa, the other Ishimaru! Kyouko's been told about you, but still she hasn't worked out which Ishimaru is which.

Mainly because until recently she hasn't seen either of you.

How troubling, but have a very scowling Kirigiri while she tries to scout you out. ]

And these penalties entail what exactly, Ishimaru-kun?

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[hallmonotor]

[You can tell them apart by the fact that this one is unsettling to talk to instead of just awkward.

Alternately, uniforms.]

Ah, Kirigiri-kun! I did not know you were here as well!
[He wishes you weren't because you're a dirty mastermind plan ruiner.]

The penalties vary by crime, obviously.

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[morituramfides]

Have we REALLY degraded so far to reach cannibalism already? Since when did you become the local law enforcement.

[Because THAT'S what he needed around here. Wannabe cops.]

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[hallmonotor]

Since the moment I arrived here! Since there does not seem to be much of any in place, as head of the disciplinary committee I am glad to step in!

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[evokingfool]

[Ah, so this is the other Ishimaru Mondo warned him about.]

...Cannibalism?

[Granted, considering where they are and the admins in charge, such a thing is possible. But he wasn't aware of any recent...incidents involving cannibalism.]

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[hallmonotor]

[Wow rude Mondo]

Are you unaware of the definition?

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[blackwitch]

[ Apparently he's just capable of bringing up amusing things no matter what. Evatrice can't help but giggle at the message. ]

Wha-t, someone actually tried eating someone else here?

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[hallmonotor]

[HE'S A TOTALLY AMUSING GUY! Evatrice you understand him so well.]

So it would seem! The situation is rather... unorthodox, but I am certain that such a thing occurred.

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[cutestprogrammer]

Can-Cannibalism??

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[hallmonotor]

Ah, Fujisaki-kun. You shouldn't worry yourself about it.

[You're so delicate, after all.]

Though, I should warn you that Oowada-kun is my prime subject.

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[idkworldruler]

does dis include leavin some1 to da spirit of cannibalism

[hallmonotor]

*this *leaving *someone *the

And I would suppose it would depend on what exactly you mean by that!

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[doctor_dismemberment]

You can't tell me what to do.

[Somebody took that cannibalism remark personally. Whoops.]

[hallmonotor]

Certainly I cannot control your actions. However if you break the rules I will punish you! Therfore I suggest you do as I say!

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

What's cannibalism?

[:D :D :D]

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[hallmonotor]

Ah, Labrys-kun. Cannibalism is when a human being consumes the flesh of another human being. Naturally it is considered highly illegal.

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[puppy_lancer]

[Stone feet or no stone feet, Lancer could still move at speeds beyond humans. From what he remembered, Ishimaru should be in the library. It takes him longer than he would like, but twenty or so minutes later, he's on the floor, glaring around and growling.]

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[hallmonotor]

[Ishimaru happens to spot him first, and, either out of immense stupidity or lack of fear of his own death, decides to call out to him.]

Looking for someone, Cu Chulainn?