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[hallmonotor]

[There's a pause before any words are spoken, Ishimaru hasn't used the recording equipment here before and he's making sure it's working properly. When he seems content, he smiles cheerfully, addressing his audience.]

Good morning! It seems most people have had a chance to explore the newly built floors. I hope you all exercised caution in doing so!

[The chipper smile on his face fades slightly.]

As well, I would like to make sure it is known that the hazardous conditions are not an excuse for rule-breaking! If I find anyone behaving poorly, on my honor as a disciplinary committee head, I will see you punished for your actions.

Notably, it seems that some of you also need a reminder that cannibalism is strictly prohibited. Those found guilty of such a thing will face severe penalties!

Comments

2/2

[hallmonotor]

The Hound of Culann... You led me to believe you were someone that knew him.

But is it in fact that you yourself are Cu Chulainn?

Re: 2/2

[puppy_lancer]

[Too bad the text won't show him giving an annoyed little sigh.]

you guessed it kid
congratulations

[hallmonotor]

Why did you lie?

Lying is against the rules, you know.

[puppy_lancer]

it wasn't a complete lie
i told you i knew him
would there be any reason for me not to know myself

but i've got reasons
others of my kind do as well
we don't like to give our real names

[hallmonotor]

Why is that?
And what do you mean by your kind?

[puppy_lancer]

Servants
we're involved in something complicated

[hallmonotor]

Complicated how? Your answers leave something to be desired, Cu Chulainn.

[puppy_lancer]

[You'll find out everything a week or so later, when Waver in his infinite wisdom exposes the existence of the Grail War to the whole Tower.]

it takes a long time to explain
and isn't something meant for normal humans to know about

[hallmonotor]

[HAHAHAHAH WAVER....]

If it isn't within the law, I'm certain I've told you that is my job to stop.

[puppy_lancer]

human law doesn't apply to Servants and Masters

[hallmonotor]

My law is absolute.

[puppy_lancer]

what, you gonna ban Servants?

[Just the thought of that makes him snicker. Who does this kid think he is? Even if he's an elite, he can't just ban the existence of heroes summoned from another age.]

[hallmonotor]

All I am saying is that if you break the rules you will be punished, just as anyone else would be.

It doesn't matter who you are, justice is blind, after all.

[puppy_lancer]

the war i'm in has its own sense of justice and rules
i haven't broken any of the rules yet

[At least, not too flagrantly.]

[hallmonotor]

You've broken my rules.

[Smoking!!! In the library!!!]

[puppy_lancer]

they don't apply
and i don't remember breaking your rules

[Obviously someone doesn't remember the whole no smoking in the library thing.]

[hallmonotor]

You don't decide what rules do and don't apply to you.

When we met you were smoking in the library.

[WOW how could you forget!]

[puppy_lancer]

[Because he smokes in the library whenever he feels like.]

no but the people running the Master and Servant system do
andd you're not one of them

i stopped

[hallmonotor]

[That's unacceptable!]

And that's why you got away unscathed.

[Yes that is a threat.]

[puppy_lancer]

both of us did

[And yes that is a bit of a counter-threat.]

[hallmonotor]

Don't underestimate me, you'll regret it.

[puppy_lancer]

heroes have no regrets

[hallmonotor]

Really? I would have thought you'd regret having to kill your best friend.

1/?

[puppy_lancer]

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[puppy_lancer]

[If the last message was unreadable, it was because Lancer had put his fist through the keyboard. And then the monitor for good measure. Finally he just manifested Gae Bolg and smashed the entire thing.]