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john egbert (ghostyTrickster / ectoBiologist) ([personal profile] longwinded) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2013-04-03 09:28 pm

breath one | text

[Say hello to John Egbert. Say hello to John Egbert's angry texts.]

all questions aside about what the hell is going on here.
who broke my hammer?
because that is just messed up.


[He sends another out a few moments later.]

who is even seeing this?
hi i'm john.
to anyone out there.
tentacletrainer: (...well then.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
A lot are viewing this.
Whether or not they answer is a different question entirely.
You might be able to fix your hammer in the workshop.
They have a forge if I remember correctly.
tentacletrainer: (Come again?)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
In a way.
It's more like a forum.
You can view any post made by any person on any of the terminals found around the tower.
You can respond in kind, with text, video or audio, no matter what the original post format was.

It can't be helped.
It's better to fix it and move on, because there are a lot more things you could focus on rather than your miffage.
But I don't blame you.
I'm sure it must be a pain.
tentacletrainer: (How utterly quaint.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Good.
You'll need that stubborn optimism here more than anything.
Especially when the administrators decide to come out and play.
tentacletrainer: (Well it's all very simple really.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[[Like she's not used to that.]]

Sometimes, but I was mostly speaking about their...games. I guess.
Experiments.
Whatever you would prefer to call them.
Have you had your oatmeal yet?
tentacletrainer: (You're too kind.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yes and no.
You don't have to right now, but promise me that once you start getting hungry you'll eat the bowl of oatmeal first.
tentacletrainer: (I'll admit it. That was clever.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Really?
You can't promise something to a friend who is simply worrying for your well being?
John I am absolutely hurt.
Well to put it simply, either you eat the oatmeal first or you puke anything else you put into your stomach.
tentacletrainer: (You are dumber than I thought.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good, because I would hate to see you leaning over the nearest garbage can, turning your stomach inside out simply because you couldn't promise something as simple as that to me.
Not only because of your poor stomach, but just think of all that wasted food!
Just sitting in a wet, putrid pile in the bottom of that trashcan...
tentacletrainer: (I can't believe you just said that.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh it is miserable!
After all, what bodily function is more miserable than vomiting?
But thank you, John.
Oh, and please try not to die.
I'm sure that goes without saying, but I have had my fill of Egbert Deaths™.
tentacletrainer: (You're too kind.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It deserves a trademark.
And you wouldn't die permanently here anyway, whether it was just or heroic.
Meaning you can really wrack up a death count, which is sort of what I want to avoid.
I know it's going to be difficult, but I would really love it if none of you were killed too often.
tentacletrainer: (It was a lovely dream.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-04-04 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah...

Thank you.

It sounds like John may have gotten the upper hand on the pranksters gambit recently.
I don't suppose he managed to prank you, did he?