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[bloodredandblack]

DUNGEON CRAWLERS NEEDED

Two powerful ladies are seeking partners for dungeon crawling and monster fighting. All loot will be split evenly between party members.

->must be able to fly, run fast, or be light enough to be carried
->must have a skill or ability that is useful
->must not be annoying

Extra consideration will be given to those who are able to cook delicious food. If you have alcohoqweuihfqwqebooze, apply now.

Provide your name, skill/ability, and when you're available.

[No apologies for that keysmash. Reimu had to punch Marisa away from the terminal.]

Comments

[bloodredandblack]

I've never even seen these things until I came here. That still sounds a little fishy though.

[fictionalize]

「Well no wonder then! These things must seem like magic to you!」

[bloodredandblack]

Are you just trying to sound annoying?

[She thought it was magic at first SSSSSSHHHH.]

[fictionalize]

「No, I'm trying to sound jolly, confident and adventerous! Cause I'm Varvanks the Mighty!」

[bloodredandblack]

When you said you weren't annoying, you were clearly lying.

[fictionalize]

「No way, I'm just charmingly jovial!」

[bloodredandblack]

You're charming over text...? What are you going to tell me next, that people actually date other people that they haven't actually met?

[fictionalize]

「It's called online dating! Ah, not that I've ever done anything like that before. But if I did, I'd be damn good at it!」

[bloodredandblack]

What kind of fantasy land do you even live in?

[fictionalize]

「The amazingly modern kind! It's really convenient. We have indoor plumbing and everything.」

[Not even... pretending to be Varvanks at this point...]

[bloodredandblack]

I don't know if i think this online thing is convenient.

[Said the girl who buries herself in traditionalness.]

[fictionalize]

「Well these terminals kind of remove some of the convenience, but normally anyone could use a phone or computer to access it on the go or from their own home! You can bug anyone anywhere with it!」

[bloodredandblack]

That actually sounds a lot worse than just using these terminals.

[fictionalize]

「It's amazingly inescapable! Someone could call you in the middle of a bath! You could talk to people while you're taking a crap! Someone could be speaking with you while completely naked! I could be completely naked right now and you wouldn't even know it!」

[bloodredandblack]

I'm just going to ask Marisa who you are then kick your ass when I see you.

[fictionalize]

「Why would you do that to someone you just met?」

[bloodredandblack]

Why wouldn't you?

[fictionalize]

「Because normal people don't just pick fights with people they just met! That sort of immediate conflict only happens in Shounen Jump!」

[bloodredandblack]

I'm pretty sure I don't rate on the normal scale so you'll need to toss out those standards.

[fictionalize]

「So you admit to being socially unacceptable?」

[bloodredandblack]

I never claimed to be in the first place.

[fictionalize]

「Not even gonna pretend, huh? You two are a lot alike.」

[bloodredandblack]

We're nothing alike. Thanks for your concern.

[fictionalize]

「Neither of you are concerned with what others think of you. Isn't it nice to be so confident and self-assured?」

[bloodredandblack]

Not everyone needs their rear end patted and to be told that they're cute, important, beautiful, strong, or whatever. Does that make you jealous or something?