breath two | text

[longwinded]

surprise!
i'm not dead.
so what's up with everyone?
the atmosphere is heavier than usual.
i for one took a fantastic vacation.
destruction all around me.
sorry i didn't get anyone a postcard.


oh hey.
other me.
i hope you got my mail.
:)

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[tentacletrainer]

We are.
Because both of my sugar plums are cute as buttons.

[[SHUSH.]]

[longwinded]

gosh rose.
it's as if you're trying to bestow upon me your special brand of flattery.
i appreciate it.
i guess.
maybe.


[..............wanna talk about it Rose.......]

[tentacletrainer]

Affection would be closer to it.
I could kiss you if you were anywhere near me and I wasn't lazy.

[[Nope.]]

thread...jack? does it count as a thread jack if it's on the same computer?

[ghostytrainer]

[Wow...what the hell is he seeing on Alternate John's screen here? Dude...Dude move the hell over for a sec.]

i'm going to pretend that the blue text just confused you a little bit and that kiss is actually meant for me.
not for the john in the dork hood over here.

this is your fiance john, btw.

(also he's right, neither of us are cute, just saying.)

im going to edit thsi a thousand times.

[longwinded]

[Um whoa excuse you sir. He might be taking the keyboard back here. RUDE!]

not that i am refusing or not appreciating the offer.
but that is definitely bold of you.
especially since you are talking to the tall john here.

[He turns back to his other self.]

Dork hood?! Rude!

shhhhhh it's okay

[ghostytrainer]

Dude, she's my fiancee! I'm sorry but I had to talk you down a little.

[You know how it is, man. Now get the fuck out of the way, he needs that keyboard..]

this is still windy john, i meant that i am refusing the offer because that wouldn't be fair to the more handsome john.
since you are engaged to him and i don't want to be a homewrecker.

[longwinded]

I understand that! But what do you tell a girl?


i hope you know that was you're fiance.
and not me.
because wow that was a rude thing to say!

[ghostytrainer]

What do you mean? What was wrong with what I said?

was not.

[longwinded]

[Okay is he forcibly going to have to take this keyboard. BECAUSE HE IS!!!]

There was a lot of things wrong with it!

that was your fiance!
definitely!!!

[tentacletrainer]

Girls please.
I think you are both equally beautiful.
And there is enough Lalonde dick for the both of you to suck.
So there's really no need to fight over me.
;) <3

[longwinded]

what fighting over you?
i mean you're defintiely worth fighting over.
but you're definitely dweeb john's fiance.
like i don't think i lksjdhfkjsdhfkjsdfk

[What the hell man.]

Dude let go of the keyboard!

[ghostytrainer]

No, you let go of the keyboard!

[Dude. Dude are we really going to do this? Are we really going to fight over this keyboard?]

[You bet your sweet ass we are.]

fjalkdsjasf afjdklsjfklsaei
24uwioresdjkffslkadj rose was thatjfdklasjgfl
omfg he won'tasdflkj132fsdf

[longwinded]

No, YOU let go of the keyboard.

[SOMEONE NAMED DWEEB JOHN IS GETTING AN ELBOW TO THE FACE.]

skdjhfksdkjfsdf don't listen
skdjhfkjshdkfkjsdf
swdfkjhkskksdfj to him!!!!!!

[ghostytrainer]

No, YOU! She's my fiancée! Dear god how can you be such a colossal jackass?!

[OH FINE THEN BE THAT WAY. JOHN TAKES YOUR ELBOW TO THE FACE AND RAISES YOU ONE STOMP ON THE TOES!!!]

jkkjkldfjaljsf no listenklafsjdlkjaf
he hit mesdkfjlaflkjaflk
dammiasdfjkljafqiourr3
listen to me!!!@@$ASDk fianckldjsflasjlkf
fdsjgl;dajklterydhsakfafdskljgaasd

[longwinded]

I'm not being a colossal jackass! I don't want to offend her or anything you asswipe! Like what do I tell her she's not even worth my time or something?!

[OW WHAT A RUDE THING TO DO! He was just thinking about Rose! D:]

skdfjhjshkdjf ROSE!
skdjhfkskdjf he sdfhkjhsdkfjhkjsdfstomped on me!
#I$WIEU*#$NDKFJSSDFTELLHIMTOQUIT!!!
skdjhfkjshkdjfhkjsdhf938759384%##@$

[tentacletrainer]

I'm going to take this as "Rose, please start a harem of Johns. We both desperately want to be a part of it."
You're so sweet.

Okay, stop fighting you two.
Don't hit each other.
I honestly expected better of the both of y--okay no I didn't but really now.
You're acting like children.
Do I have to come over there and kick both your asses?
Because I promise you I will.
And you won't enjoy it.

[ghostytrainer]

Well no but you don't start hitting on her! She's taken, dude!! [Oh hey look, a response from Rose, maybe they should stop pounding on the keys like dipshits.] I mean come on this is--

[Uh...]

[UHHH......]

Um...

[Welp.]

[longwinded]

I'm not hitting on her! [She's pretty and everything but he really doesn't think he could be so rude as to try and hit on John's woman.

Oh look. Rose replied.


..........................oh.]

Um....

sorry.
our bad.
we were acting like dipshits.

[UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....]

[tentacletrainer]

Is that an apology from both of you?
Or does one of you still require a spanking?

[ghostytrainer]

[This fight was really stupid, wasn't it? Suddenly John feels really stupid and kind of ashamed of himself and dear god how many people can see this? Everyone.]

[The answer you're looking for there is everyone.]

So how stupid do you feel right now?

that was from both of us.
no spankings needed, promise.

[longwinded]

[Oh......that is right. This is the PUBLIC network. Everyone in the tower can see their stupidity.]

Um. Pretty dumb. Sorry I hit you in the face there man.

yeah no spankings needed here.
we're good.
promise.

[ghostytrainer]

It's okay, no broken glasses or noses or anything so it's all good. Sorry about your foot.

[So. Stupid.]

[Just going to wait on Rose's response before saying anything else...]

[tentacletrainer]

Well then how about the two of you come to my room?
I've got a surprise for each of you.
And before you assume anything, I've had it for a little while.
I just had to add the finishing touches on them.

[longwinded]

[He kind of looks at his double, ummmm.]

Should we?

[He was going to let little John type this time, yeaaaah.]

[ghostytrainer]

[John just turns his head and gives his alternate self a look.]

Do you really need to ask that?

we'll be up in a couple minutes.

Okay, let's wrap up the rest of these conversations for now and go see what she wants, yeah?