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[looselips]

alright, you chuckleheads.
you're all obviously very bored, and since you're incapable of coming up with entertainment that isn't pants-on-head retarded, I'm here to help you out.
I know, I know, I'm very generous.
so, here's what we're going to do:

reply to this post anonymously and say whatever the hell you want.

seriously, that's it.
blubber about how mean the admins are, talk shit about people you want to punch in the face, whatever.
trust me, you'll feel better after.


[ ooc: The most IC of IC anonmemes! Just indicate whether something is anon or not in your comment header. Shinji will put up a couple of example thread headers, but feel free to have characters make their own. Some of Shinji's replies might come from gamechamp. ]

Comments

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

what
seriously
youre joking right

[anon]

[pitiedthefool]

nope
unfortunately this anon fused him to create a giant fly shaman demon before coming here but
i think someone named aleph has him still
ask him

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

hold on back up a second
you fused a dick monster to get something else??
how in the name of
you know what
i really dont think i want to know anymore

[anon]

[pitiedthefool]

welcome to demon summoning
where thinking about it out of context breaks brains

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

i mean i could get it if it combined with a whole other body to get some dude then you add something
ugh
thats such an ass backwards thing i cant even

[anon]

[pitiedthefool]

won't pretend to understand it either
not fully at least
but man if it isn't useful

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

hahaha
so long as its useful thats all matters
we have some bullshit system back home thats like alchemy but only if a little kid wrote the formulas
you should not be able to combine a potted plant with some thing else and get rocket pack

[anon]

[pitiedthefool]

are we talking about "three year old" level or "seven"?
cuz i'm pretty sure my cousin would have been able to do better

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

were talking three year old
someone decided to give that tyke a whole bag of candy
it hasnt run out yet and the kid is buzzing around like a jet plane
its like theyre the new picasso
theres shitty art covering every well like some giant fresca
bottom line is its really nonsensical shit that you just have to trust it works
because understanding it is a joke