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[looselips]

alright, you chuckleheads.
you're all obviously very bored, and since you're incapable of coming up with entertainment that isn't pants-on-head retarded, I'm here to help you out.
I know, I know, I'm very generous.
so, here's what we're going to do:

reply to this post anonymously and say whatever the hell you want.

seriously, that's it.
blubber about how mean the admins are, talk shit about people you want to punch in the face, whatever.
trust me, you'll feel better after.


[ ooc: The most IC of IC anonmemes! Just indicate whether something is anon or not in your comment header. Shinji will put up a couple of example thread headers, but feel free to have characters make their own. Some of Shinji's replies might come from gamechamp. ]

Comments

[anon]

[alephbet]

Mara's a powerful demon. After defeating him, he allowed me to summon him as one of mine. Thankfully his reputation in the Abyss as a strong demon is enough that mine doesn't suffer by association.

...Actually I think by that point my reputation was improving his.

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

so you had to fight him
in order to be permitted to make him rise to your aid
am i the only one seeing the crazy in this situation

[anon]

[alephbet]

Demons aren't that easily impressed. It's fairly standard.

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

you said he didnt remember something
tell me it doesnt talk

[anon]

[alephbet]

He talks. He's fairly fond of puns.

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

you cant say that and not share an example

[anon]

[alephbet]

I'd put him at the keyboard but he's not so good at typing, so...

"Does the thought of such a fearsome demon penetrate you to your core? Or are you more frigid than that, and need some heating up?"

That's what he said just now.

[AUDIO ----> Anon]

[turntechtrainer]

[There's an audible thud this time because he screwed up as he fell out of his chair. It fixes really quickly.]

hahahahahahahah i cant

ahahahhahaha

[Anon]

[alephbet]

He wants to turn the video on, should I let him? Apparently his grandeur isn't communicable through text or something.

[Anon]

[turntechtrainer]

sure
go for it
let his glory be known

[Video] NSFW picture

[alephbet]

[Yep that's a green penis in a chariot. Aleph's off to the side facepalming.]

Well? Do you find me magnificent? [Of course he does, Mara. You just keep thinking that he does.]

[Anon]

[turntechtrainer]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah holy shit i cant stop laughing
this is comedy gold
hahahahahahahaha

[Video -> Anon]

[alephbet]

[Aleph reaches over and turns off the video while Mara huffs and puffs.]

aim to please

[Anon]

[turntechtrainer]

hahahahaha
how do you not die laughing everytime you call on him

[Anon]

[alephbet]

I'm used to it. Also worried about dying from monsters or something else, most of the time.

[Anon]

[turntechtrainer]

good point
when you have survival resting on a dick you cant be picky

[Anon]

[alephbet]

You really can't. Though I wish I'd gotten a chance to fuse him into something else before I came here, just to spare myself the headache.

[different anon]

[pitiedthefool]

I feel your pain, anon.

I almost didn't before I got here.

But needed to fuse him into something else so I could summon Lucifer.

[anon]

[alephbet]

You fused Lucifer?

He just joined me in battle... I guess that's what happens when you know him personally though.

[anon]

[pitiedthefool]

Yeah.

We had to defeat a god the shape of an eyeball before I could, though.

Guess that's why.

[anon]

[alephbet]

I guess that impressed him.

[anon]

[pitiedthefool]

That's my guess, too, after meeting him here.

[anon]

[alephbet]

Sorry if he was rude. He doesn't warm up to people easy and these aren't the best of circumstances, but I'm sure he respected you at least.

[Anon]

[turntechtrainer]

youre doing pretty well managing it in my opinion

[Anon]

[alephbet]

Thank you, sir or ma'am.