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[looselips]

alright, you chuckleheads.
you're all obviously very bored, and since you're incapable of coming up with entertainment that isn't pants-on-head retarded, I'm here to help you out.
I know, I know, I'm very generous.
so, here's what we're going to do:

reply to this post anonymously and say whatever the hell you want.

seriously, that's it.
blubber about how mean the admins are, talk shit about people you want to punch in the face, whatever.
trust me, you'll feel better after.


[ ooc: The most IC of IC anonmemes! Just indicate whether something is anon or not in your comment header. Shinji will put up a couple of example thread headers, but feel free to have characters make their own. Some of Shinji's replies might come from gamechamp. ]

Comments

[Anon]

[turntechtrainer]

because i cant be the only one sitting in this pit of misery
thats why

[Anon]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

dont drag me down to your pit of depravity! >:O
i dont wanna know what kind of stuff comes out of their heads!!

[Anon]

[turntechtrainer]

its not a pit
more like a shallow hole
i cant even get to the bottom because im doubled over holding onto my shovel and dying
rip here lies anon
he anoned the wrong question

[Anon]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

this is the shittiest hole
like no it is literally a hole full of shit!!
shit and dicks
which is a really crappy combination
(haha)
this is why we do not abuse the power of anon
all it leads to is shit and dicks

[Anon]

[turntechtrainer]

yet people abuse it every day
every way
theres just no stopping it because oop all anon

[Anon]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

this power is too dangerous
there is too much responsibility
too much insanity
our shitty mortal minds cant handle it

[Anon]

[turntechtrainer]

we must become internet lawyers and tell everyone not to abuse the power
bad things happen like a pit opening up to hell
demons come boiling out and singing their songs
the one who abused the power gets bowed to
lead on my lord they say

[Anon]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

lo and behold
another apocalypse in another world
the unholy singing penis demon heralding the end
all internet lawyers at their infernal mercy
the anoncalypse

[Anon]

[turntechtrainer]

you cant see it but im clapping
mad props for that little bit

[Anon]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

thx its some of my best work :P

[Anon]

[turntechtrainer]

it shows it shows