Chatlog 002 ☣ We're young and we're bored

[irreverence]

So I hear tell about some pretty interesting people around here- namely, all you 'Servants' or Heroic Spirits or whatever.

[She leans forward, chin in her hands, and taps her fingers against her cheeks.]

You guys have got to tell me some stories. Being all legendary has to make for some interesting stuff to share.

[She makes a slight face.]

It'll sure beat waiting for terrible stuff to happen at least, right?

[You can all blame Archer and Lancer.]




[ooc: this post is in the afternoon after this log.]

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[greyerrant]

In all my travels, that damn war follows me, though it isn't mine to fight.

[ His fight is more galactic! ]

[irreverence]

[Headtilt.]

What war is that?

[greyerrant]

The one involving heroic spirits and servants and all of that sorcerous heresy.

[irreverence]

Oh hah- it's a war? Now that... that is golden.

[And so, so stupid, if her spar with Lancer is anything to go by.]

[greyerrant]

More like stupid, pointless, and superstitious. Fighting over a cup of all things.

[video]

[fionnuisce]

[Waver raised an eyebrow at that--either out of suspicion or mild amusement, it was hard to tell with how goddamn cranky he looked all the time.]

And you would be...?

[video]

[irreverence]

Asagi.

[It's okay to be suspicious waver, Asagi is kind of terrible, morally speaking. She's mostly harmless though- or as harmless as a walking weapon is, anyway.]

You?

[video]

[fionnuisce]

Waver. What brought on the sudden interest in Servants?

[video]

[irreverence]

Lancer puts up a hell of a fight.

[For starters.]

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[puppy_lancer]

Servant Lancer at your service, little lady. What brought on this interest in our kind, and what sort of stories do you wanna hear?

video;

[irreverence]

[...well, she'll give him the 'little' part at least.]

Another Lancer- so are you Cu Chulainn or the third Lancer?

[A curious tilt of the head, and then-]

I spoke to Archer, and had a little spar with Diarmuid. It's enough to get the curiosity going, I think.

Re: video;

[puppy_lancer]

I'm Cu Chulainn.

[He winces at the mention of Archer.]

Archer, huh? Key to dealing with him is to try to remember that he doesn't mean half the shit he says, and the half that he does mean, he never says well. Though, if you kicked his ass, he might learn to choose his words better.

video;

[irreverence]

Do all the lancers have the cute matching blue hair or is it just you and Diarmuid?

[She snorts a little, shaking her head.]

I don't see what the problem with him is. He's not so bad in my book.

[Then again, she's just really interested in the fact that he's a living legend... so to speak, at least.]

I'd like to fight him eventually though.

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[idkworldruler]

no I think its ur turn to tell stories

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[irreverence]

Oh? Can't say I'm as interesting as those guys though.

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[idkworldruler]

humor me

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[irreverence]

And if I don't wanna?

[bowandblade]

[Okay, so this was supposed to be video, but instead you'll just get the sound of someone laughing off-screen, Asagi.]

[irreverence]

[She knows that obnoxious as shit laugh though.]

Having fun, Archer?

[bowandblade]

How can I not? [The smirk is apparent in his voice, and when his face finally appears, it's to wink at her.] Enjoy the company you are keeping here. One of the true niceties of this place.

[irreverence]

It's a pretty good perk, all things considered.

[chevalier_mal_fet]

It is known that I am a Servant. The Servant Berserker.
However, I am not a teller of tales, nor is the story of my Life an entertainment.
What I am is-- the Terrible thing that happens.

[Lancelot appears to be completely in Earnest regarding these pronouncements.
But who knows? He can be a bit sarcastic when the fit is on him.]

[irreverence]

Ooh, scary.

[Asagi's response is completely flat, chin in her hand.]

But Berserker, huh? Archer mentioned you guys. Said your class gets a power boost for being all sorts of batshit up a belfry.

[She shrugs.]

Just curious though- I mean if you guys are all 'legendary' and whatever, it's interesting to hear what the legends get right and what they don't.

(So sorry about the delay! Not a usual thing with me!)

[chevalier_mal_fet]

An interesting idiom.

True enough. Archer does-- admire my Power. Though I am not Mad in this Place-- and nor need I be.
[In actuality, the Archer simply enjoys rattling his cage by referring to him in the terms the poster uses. Lancelot enjoys his small revenge, knowing it would irritate the Archer.]

In order to judge what you have heard, first I must know what you know of my Legend.
For which you are spoilt for choice, since there are quite a few.

it's alright!

[irreverence]

Well, Archer didn't mention who anyone was, really.

[She shrugs.]

So unless you're going to give me a hint, I might have to start throwing out guesses and see what sticks.