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[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

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[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

Fuck off I jutht got here. Don't think I can't jutht kick you athh and call it thelf-defenthe and getting rid of a traitor for thith thtunt.

[Though he's honestly really relieved that there's a familiar face around. It sort of proves in his mind that this is all a huge sham.

And then, he notices that Eridan actually has on the pin he gave him. He's honestly never really seen him wear it of his own volition. It makes his expanding and contracting vascular system swell with pride.] Nithe pin by the way, where'd you get that?

[wwaterboy]

No, fuck you! You can't do shit to me, an I don't see wwhy I should take any a your carp, Sol. You don't knoww wwhat kind a place you're in, but I can assure you that you don't havve the kind a powwer you're used to wwielding in this place.

[He purples at the mention of the pin and reaches up, stopping just before he would have ripped it off - he doesn't want to ruin his nice clothes again. Instead he starts to remove it. Unfortunately, this forces his ring to be exposed.]

This piece a junk? I don't knoww howw it got on there.

[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

[Totally not listening.] You've been wearing my ring two? Did you mithh me or thomething? [Here Eridan, have a shit eating grin. He's sure you've missed those.]

[wwaterboy]

[Oh my god, Sollux, you are such a douchebag. Eridan takes off the bee pin and almost hurls it at his smirking face, but he's nervous of what would happen if he does]

Shut up about your stupid shitty ring and listen to me for once in your fuckin' life! I'vve already died once since I got here, and I'm not gonna pay for your ignorance.

[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

[Side eye. Eyebrow cocked, he's trying to figure out if that was a joke, Eridan being over dramatic or what.] What the hell do you mean "you already died"?

[wwaterboy]

[Finally, he's listening. Eridan drops his voice] This place, Sol. It's a gigantic, fucked up, experimental laboratory or somethin'. If you die, you just wwake up again, and they do experiments on people, turn them into monsters and stuff.

[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

...Theriouthly? [Fear very briefly flashes across his features. That sounds a little messy, to say the least.]

[wwaterboy]

I'vve nevver been so serious about anyfin in my fuckin' life. [He finds himself curling his fingers in Sollux' sleeve. He actually is relieved that Sollux is here] This guy I knoww, they turned him into this creepy hoofbeast thing with bones comin' out all ovver, and then they turned him back normal again. Except he wwas still an alien, but still. Normal, for him.

[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

[Sollux's eyes go wide as Eridan grabs his sleeve, and even wider as he keeps talking.] Hey, don't freak out. I'm here and we're going to find thome way to get home, alright?

[wwaterboy]

I'm not freaking out! I'm tryin' to get you to fuckin' listen to me, because that's a thing you hardly evver do.

[He lets go, grabs his scarf, but carefully lets go of it instead of beginning to chew or worry at it with his fingers. He doesn't want to ruin it]

There's somethin' else-- [But then he pauses. No. Why should he tell Sollux anything? Let him find out for himself and get his ass kicked by a bunch of highbloods who think of him as low. He had it coming to him, anyway.] Nevvermind.

[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

[Glare. Not believing that for a second.] What were you about to thay?

[wwaterboy]

[Scowling] Nothin'.

You wwant a tour or something? That seems to be a fashionable thing to do after bitchin' on the computer like a wwriggler.

[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

Dependth. You going to tell me where your new hive ith?

[wwaterboy]

Wwhy, so you can come bug me any time you like? [He'll probably tell him, if only so he can find out where Sollux is, too]

[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

Of courthe. [And also, if that sort of crazy shit really is true, Sollux doesn't want to be alone in this fucked up place.]

[wwaterboy]

[Oh. Well, he doesn't know what to say to that.] Wwhatevver. You havve to tell me wwhere your hivve is, too, though. [And he heads towards the stairs. Coming, Sol?]

[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

Thure I will, I'll show you once I figure out where you are. [He calmly strides towards the stairs, following alongside Eridan.]

[wwaterboy]

You're lyin'. [Scowling he sticks his hands in his pockets and slouches, walking up the stairs in an irritated, sulky manner.] I'm not sure wwhy I ought a do you any favvours.

[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

And yet, here you are, thtill showing me where you thleep. [Sollux grins, taking the steps two at a time. He was admittedly a little proud to still have this much control over Eridan, despite the fact that they weren't home anymore.]

[wwaterboy]

Maybe I'll just push you off a the towwer instead.

[He lengthens his stride, his scowl deepening. He isn't sure if he wants Sollux knowing where he lives or not, is the problem. The idea is a little scary on some level, but at the same time he is glad to have someone here that he knows, and it's reassuring to have Sollux here, in particular. Sollux isn't someone he would need to protect, but instead someone who might protect him. He doesn't want to piss him off too badly, particularly before he gets that talisman from Sollux]

[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

I'd love two thee you try. [Sollux just chuckles, making sure to not fall behind Eridan. But he really is going to show Eridan his new living space, if for no other reason than in the event of an emergency, he wants Eridan to know where to find him.]

[wwaterboy]

You might be surprised, you knoww. Not only wwill your powwers not wwork in certain places, but I'vve got neww allies here wwith powwers that wwill bloww your little arrogant thinkpan. And they're wwilling to schoolfeed me in the magical arts, an pretty soon maybe you wwon't be able to push me around so easily, is all I'm sayin'.

[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

Tho you thtill believe in that fakey fake magic thtuff? [Sol just laughs really loud] Good to know.

[wwaterboy]

I didn't believve in it until she fuckin' fixed my clothes wwith a wwavve of her hand, and then turned herself into a fuckin' sea dwweller so she could swwim with me.

[Yeah, he's quite taken with her.

They finally reach his level and he moves to his door, pauses, then reluctantly unlocks the door and opens it]

[agoodoffen2e.livejournal.com]

Aww, Ee-dee hath a crush~ [He doesn't mind of course. The feelings sound infinitely more flushed than anything Sollux needs to worry about.]

Not two shabby. [And he just pushes himself past Eridan to take a look around the room]