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animus_network2011-12-26 04:17 am
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01 ♉ text & video
[Alright, he got kinda worked up about this when he first saw dead humans laying around, and was going to say something. But he was still nervous about getting found and killed, and then there was fighting, and then there was recovering, and to be honest, he sort of forgot??? Luckily, the Highblood was good enough to remind him about it with that horrible braying nonsense the other day. He's annoyed, both that there are threats being made and that, apparently, this is something that needs to be announced at all. But… what can he do. Aliens, and all that…]
hEY,
sO i GUESS PROBABLY, yOU MAY HAVE HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT A WEEK AGO WHERE,
sOME BULGELICKER STARTED YELLING ABOUT, kILLING PEOPLE FOR FUN,
oR IF YOU HAVEN'T,
i HAVE JUST INFORMED YOU THAT, tHAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENED,
eITHER WAY, i THINK IT IS PROBABLY TIME SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING
sINCE i GUESS, aLIENS LACK THE COMMON SENSE TO KNOW A SUBJUGGLATOR WHEN THEY SEE ONE,
oH i SORT OF SPOILED THE SURPRISE THERE, bY SAYING THAT, bUT THAT'S OKAY,
aNYWAY,
yES, hE IS A SUBJUGGLATOR WHICH MEANS, iT IS HIS JOB TO, mURDER PEOPLE,
aLSO TO BE COMPLETELY INSANE,
pOSSIBLY THIS IS A THING YOU'VE EXPERIENCED ALREADY,
i KNOW THAT AT LEAST ONE OF YOU, hAS EVEN LESS COMMON SENSE THEN ME,
aND DID NOT LEAVE ONCE YOU'D SEEN HIM,
aND THEN YOU DIED,
i GUESS IT'S TOO LATE FOR, pEOPLE LIKE YOU,
bUT FOR THE REST OF YOU,
hERE, kEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS,
[For a moment the screen switches over to video. There is a piece of paper held up to the camera. The paper has a drawing on it. The drawing looks like this: ]
[
]
[And then it returns to text]
sO HERE'S THE LAST WORD i THINK i WILL SAY,
oR TYPE, dEPENDING ON HOW LITERAL YOU ARE,
iF YOU SEE AN EIGHT FOOT TALL MONSTER,
wITH THE FACEPAINT AND EVERYTHING,
dO NOT STAY AND, cHAT WITH HIM,
hE WILL KILL YOU,
wHICH IS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING,
yOU SHOULD AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS,
hERE,
jUST SO THAT i AM, cERTAIN i AM BEING CLEAR, i WILL SPACE THIS OUT A LITTLE BIT,
yOU WILL BE KILLED, pROBABLY VERY SLOWLY, bY HIM,
sO GOOD LUCK, i GUESS, aLTHOUGH HOPEFULLY YOU WILL NOT NEED IT,
bECAUSE HE WILL HAVE DECIDED TO, fUCK OFF,
[If you have read all of this in an exasperated tone, congratulations, you get second place. If instead, you read it as yOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING THINGS i'VE EVER SEEN, you are the winner!!!!]
((ooc credit to Hanshi for the drawing lkjsdf))
hEY,
sO i GUESS PROBABLY, yOU MAY HAVE HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT A WEEK AGO WHERE,
sOME BULGELICKER STARTED YELLING ABOUT, kILLING PEOPLE FOR FUN,
oR IF YOU HAVEN'T,
i HAVE JUST INFORMED YOU THAT, tHAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENED,
eITHER WAY, i THINK IT IS PROBABLY TIME SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING
sINCE i GUESS, aLIENS LACK THE COMMON SENSE TO KNOW A SUBJUGGLATOR WHEN THEY SEE ONE,
oH i SORT OF SPOILED THE SURPRISE THERE, bY SAYING THAT, bUT THAT'S OKAY,
aNYWAY,
yES, hE IS A SUBJUGGLATOR WHICH MEANS, iT IS HIS JOB TO, mURDER PEOPLE,
aLSO TO BE COMPLETELY INSANE,
pOSSIBLY THIS IS A THING YOU'VE EXPERIENCED ALREADY,
i KNOW THAT AT LEAST ONE OF YOU, hAS EVEN LESS COMMON SENSE THEN ME,
aND DID NOT LEAVE ONCE YOU'D SEEN HIM,
aND THEN YOU DIED,
i GUESS IT'S TOO LATE FOR, pEOPLE LIKE YOU,
bUT FOR THE REST OF YOU,
hERE, kEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS,
[For a moment the screen switches over to video. There is a piece of paper held up to the camera. The paper has a drawing on it. The drawing looks like this: ]
[
][And then it returns to text]
sO HERE'S THE LAST WORD i THINK i WILL SAY,
oR TYPE, dEPENDING ON HOW LITERAL YOU ARE,
iF YOU SEE AN EIGHT FOOT TALL MONSTER,
wITH THE FACEPAINT AND EVERYTHING,
dO NOT STAY AND, cHAT WITH HIM,
hE WILL KILL YOU,
wHICH IS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING,
yOU SHOULD AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS,
hERE,
jUST SO THAT i AM, cERTAIN i AM BEING CLEAR, i WILL SPACE THIS OUT A LITTLE BIT,
yOU WILL BE KILLED, pROBABLY VERY SLOWLY, bY HIM,
sO GOOD LUCK, i GUESS, aLTHOUGH HOPEFULLY YOU WILL NOT NEED IT,
bECAUSE HE WILL HAVE DECIDED TO, fUCK OFF,
[If you have read all of this in an exasperated tone, congratulations, you get second place. If instead, you read it as yOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING THINGS i'VE EVER SEEN, you are the winner!!!!]
((ooc credit to Hanshi for the drawing lkjsdf))

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He could've turned the video off, just left it at that, because fuckkkk nobody just tells him to stop. There's no way he can just stop after sweeps and sweeps of doing the same job that he loved and believed was the way of bringing about the Vast Honk.]
Yeah... you would motherfucking like that. You and all you other motherfucking heretical blasphemous MOTHERFUCKING PIECES OF SHIT. Can't stop this trainwreck, you know. Shit's gotta keep running when there's still some motherfucking fuel to burn. That is all what the beliefs are in this fucking analogy, motherfucker. Fuel. I'LL MOTHERFUCKING STOP.......
WHEN THE FUEL runs out.
[not that he believed it would ever happen. there's no way some lowblooded non-believer who didn't know shit about the Vast Honk and its reckoning could prove anything's existence, or the lack of it.
He lowers his head, sort of glowering at the floor.]
video
Are you sulking again.
video
Yeah. It's just a motherfucking shame.
video
[Does he really want to know? Probably not. But too late, he already asked. Sigh. Hopefully he doesn't get another whisper-scream monologue... @_@ Hope... fully...]
video
EVERYTHING. Not like you all need to be motherfucking knowing....
[welp, sulking is in full force now. It's almost kind of silly! for once, he just doesn't feel like rattling off about his crazy clown religion.]
video
You-- [Halts almost mid word, gritting his teeth. The little thing at the back of his head has decided to go nuts again, his whole body's gone weirdly tense, and he is not sure what exactly he is about to say. So he ops for just... glaring at the screen rather then letting himself say something he'll regret]
video
WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER? YOU ALL GOT A MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM?
video
[Spoilers: this presentation has been edited for time and graphic content]
You're disgusting.
video
Then he just starts laughing uncontrollably.]
GOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. Glad to be all hearing that shit from a shitstain like yourself, it's a motherfucking breath of stale lowblood-worthy air.
video
[But see, words have never really been his thing, and unfortunately, all of the words not involved intimately in declaring his intentions to murder the Highblood as slowly as possible have currently decided to bugger off somewhere where he cannot make them come out of his mouth]
[So it's his turn to glower, hatred described into every line of his face, into the hard line of his shoulders and the way his wings have half opened to frame him, into the blood that is slowly creeping over his nail where he finally did pierce his skin. Good fucking god, he has never hated anyone the way he hates this motherfucking subjugglator]
video
Fuck it if the Summoner didn't feel the same sort of glee that he did, and even better if he reciprocated. He didn't care either way. Just feeling this way again in a long while is more than enough for him.]
Heh heh, cat got your motherfucking tongue?
video
[So he waits... and when he finally gets that heady rush of FUCK HE NEEDS TO DIE under control, he lifts his chin a little, showing off the long curve of his neck]
How's your throat doing. [Let him see your scars, Highblood...!]
video
Just motherfucking fine. TICKLES A LITTLE. [He brushes his fingertips against the scars, feeling the tender skin give slightly and his eyes roll back involuntarily, just barely, at the memory of claws and teeth. It's difficult, but he manages to quiet a low moan.] But now I all got a motherfucking question for you.
video
Then ask it.
video
How did you all rid yourself of the UNSIGHTLY MOTHERFUCKING SCARS? I just don't all see a single trace of my claws and teeth on your skin... [He runs his tongue over his teeth and lips. It's curious how he has scars but the lowblood shit didn't. He's pretty sure that he did some damage, after all.]
video
Upset you didn't hurt me as badly as you thought? [At least he can turn his smirk on full force at that]
video
ok ok ok stop he had to control himself!!!]
Must admit, motherfucker... I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED. They would've looked real motherfucking nice. YOU DIDN'T GET NO AID FROM SOME FUCKER, DID YOU? [He raises an eyebrow, smiling wider in return. No way you're gonna get a leg up on him already.]
video
Nope. I got through it all on my own...! You're losing your touch, Highblood.
video
[gestures wildly and shakes his head, laughing and grumbling all at the same time. It's more like a laugh of disbelief. The Summoner is fucking with him! He's convinced of this!]
[He's muttering nearly inaudible things under his breath, look away from the camera] ....hiding shit from me, motherfucker, i'll find.....
video
[...tilts his head a little] Unless, I guess, you're going to threaten me again... because, like I said, uh... that's getting boring.
video
[Looks a bit distracted if anything, absentmindedly touching at his neck again. He's mostly wondering if it's worth going out and finding whoever or whatever it was that could've caused such a phenomenon. As far as he knew, the only way people came back completely unscathed was through death -- as it was made obvious by a human wriggler he had killed before.]
video
[For. Fuck's. Sake. He is breaking his cardinal rule of conversing with highbloods by asking this. What is even happening to him @_@ Annoyance obvious in his voice]
Then what are you, doing.
video
Just thinking. CARE TO MOTHERFUCKING KNOW WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT? Because I have business to all attend to, if you don't.
video
[But uh... other then that he's actually quiet for a... bit... arguing with himself between whether he should finally just... fucking leave or stay and pick the guy's sponge a little. Eventually, he figures probably the Highblood's 'business' is just as likely to include more random murder as not, so he is probably doing the tower a favor by keeping him occupied. Also he's curious, but this is DEFINITELY secondary to his choice to continue the conversation. TOTALLY. SECONDARY]
[Sighs heavily] I have offered to listen to... the thoughts of several other residents, if they... cared to share them. It would be, remiss of me, I uh, guess, if I didn't offer you the same.
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You have the highblood's undivided attention now! Congrats. He leans forward, elbow propped up on his knee -- he didn't use the uncomfortably small chairs in the room, opting for sitting cross-legged on the floor -- and leans against his hand. ]
That's real sweet, motherfucker. SO SWEET TO BE ALL OFFERING YOUR EAR UP FOR CONVERSATION WITH ME. Maybe I should feel motherfucking honored.
[He cackles, then waves his hand dismissively.... of his own words.... yeah, anyway.]
SEE, I've been all reevaluating my opinions about the motherfucking unfortunate citizens of this tower, and I gotta say, it really got my surprise on. MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY KNOW HOW TO SURPRISE, YOU KNOW? I couldn't be all believing myself when a wriggler just up and picked me up, like I was not even a weight she couldn't be handling.
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME ALL STARTED ON THE MAGIC, BROTHER. Shit's unreal, you know what I'm saying? I used to be all thinking 'hey, magic doesn't motherfucking exist that shit's just not even a thing'. A MIRACLE HERE AND THERE, MAYBE, but magic? Nah... that's all a different tale.
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