http://cabecilla.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cabecilla.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2011-12-26 04:17 am

01 ♉ text & video

[Alright, he got kinda worked up about this when he first saw dead humans laying around, and was going to say something. But he was still nervous about getting found and killed, and then there was fighting, and then there was recovering, and to be honest, he sort of forgot??? Luckily, the Highblood was good enough to remind him about it with that horrible braying nonsense the other day. He's annoyed, both that there are threats being made and that, apparently, this is something that needs to be announced at all. But… what can he do. Aliens, and all that…]

hEY,
sO i GUESS PROBABLY, yOU MAY HAVE HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT A WEEK AGO WHERE,
sOME BULGELICKER STARTED YELLING ABOUT, kILLING PEOPLE FOR FUN,
oR IF YOU HAVEN'T,
i HAVE JUST INFORMED YOU THAT, tHAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENED,
eITHER WAY, i THINK IT IS PROBABLY TIME SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING
sINCE i GUESS, aLIENS LACK THE COMMON SENSE TO KNOW A SUBJUGGLATOR WHEN THEY SEE ONE,
oH i SORT OF SPOILED THE SURPRISE THERE, bY SAYING THAT, bUT THAT'S OKAY,
aNYWAY,
yES, hE IS A SUBJUGGLATOR WHICH MEANS, iT IS HIS JOB TO, mURDER PEOPLE,
aLSO TO BE COMPLETELY INSANE,
pOSSIBLY THIS IS A THING YOU'VE EXPERIENCED ALREADY,
i KNOW THAT AT LEAST ONE OF YOU, hAS EVEN LESS COMMON SENSE THEN ME,
aND DID NOT LEAVE ONCE YOU'D SEEN HIM,
aND THEN YOU DIED,
i GUESS IT'S TOO LATE FOR, pEOPLE LIKE YOU,
bUT FOR THE REST OF YOU,
hERE, kEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS,


[For a moment the screen switches over to video. There is a piece of paper held up to the camera. The paper has a drawing on it. The drawing looks like this: ]

[]

[And then it returns to text]


sO HERE'S THE LAST WORD i THINK i WILL SAY,
oR TYPE, dEPENDING ON HOW LITERAL YOU ARE,
iF YOU SEE AN EIGHT FOOT TALL MONSTER,
wITH THE FACEPAINT AND EVERYTHING,
dO NOT STAY AND, cHAT WITH HIM,
hE WILL KILL YOU,
wHICH IS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING,
yOU SHOULD AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS,
hERE,
jUST SO THAT i AM, cERTAIN i AM BEING CLEAR, i WILL SPACE THIS OUT A LITTLE BIT,

yOU WILL BE KILLED, pROBABLY VERY SLOWLY, bY HIM,

sO GOOD LUCK, i GUESS, aLTHOUGH HOPEFULLY YOU WILL NOT NEED IT,
bECAUSE HE WILL HAVE DECIDED TO, fUCK OFF,


[If you have read all of this in an exasperated tone, congratulations, you get second place. If instead, you read it as yOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING THINGS i'VE EVER SEEN, you are the winner!!!!]


((ooc credit to Hanshi for the drawing lkjsdf))
benigncancer: (Worried)

[personal profile] benigncancer 2011-12-27 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I COULD TRY, BUT I DOUBT THAT'LL WORK FOREVER.
LIKE HE'D LET SOMETHING LIKE ME LIVE. REALLY?
BESIDES, I'D RATHER HE KILLED ME THAN SOMEONE ELSE.
IF I'M KEEPING HIM BUSY, THEN OTHER PEOPLE AREN'T GETTING HURT, AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE I CAN TAKE HIM OUT ENOUGH TIMES TO DISCOURAGE HIM.
benigncancer: (Hmm?)

[personal profile] benigncancer 2011-12-27 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH.
UH.
YOU DID NOTICE MY BLOOD COLOUR, RIGHT?
I MEAN, USUALLY IT'S THE FIRST THING PEOPLE MENTION.
benigncancer: (I'm the troll)

[personal profile] benigncancer 2011-12-27 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
OKAY. NO. WAIT.
I HAVE TO SEE YOUR FACE.
WHERE ARE YOU?
benigncancer: (Worried)

[Action]

[personal profile] benigncancer 2011-12-27 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
[That's okay, Summoner, Signless is pretty much expecting a young troll, too. Nearly everyone here is either a wriggler, an alien, or someone he personally knows from his own time, so it's a pretty safe bet.

He follows the directions and steps out from behind a bookcase with the tiniest bit of drama, his hood up, cloak flaring behind him, and Righteous Leggings visible. He pulls his hood back, not even snagging it on his horns, and.

Stares.]


Holy taint chafing fuck. You have wings.
benigncancer: (Sweet (Disciple))

Re: Action

[personal profile] benigncancer 2011-12-27 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Signless recovers from his own shock a little quicker than the Summoner does. Wings are surprising, but not that surprising. Aradia has wings, though hers are from the game, not natural.

He might have made fun of the brown blood a little, but there's something far too vulnerable in the way he says it. Signless has heard that tone before, mostly from those converted in faraway places, who've come to his camp just to see him. It still makes him feel awkward, but he won't mock someone who believes in his cause.

He approaches the Summoner and smiles gently]


Who the fuck did you think would be stupid enough to use that font and take on the Grand Highblood Subjugglator? [He rests a hand on Summoner's shoulder] Good to meet you.
benigncancer: (Peace and love man)

Action

[personal profile] benigncancer 2011-12-28 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Seriously, chill out, kid. Signless is going to blush at this rate. Though they're probably around the same age.

He gives the shoulder a squeeze - fuck he's enormous, what do they feed some people, anyway? It's just not fair - and releases him. He grins.]


So, from my future, or just from really fucking far away?
benigncancer: (Blush)

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[personal profile] benigncancer 2011-12-29 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Woah, there is a whole shitload of hero worship going on here, isn't there, and Signless is caught a bit flat-footed by it. He's been somewhat insulated from the most fanatic, by having friends who can run interference. Sure, he knew there were some that worshipped him, but that was just weird, man. And besides, this guy is from centuries in the future, and he still...?

He maintains the smile, though]


Then we're both lucky fucks, crossing time and space to meet and all that shit. I didn't think I had any followers, still, so far into the future. That's great, that's really...

[Holy shit, it's fabulous, The realization sort of hits him belatedly that someone knew who he was centuries after his death, and still believes in his teachings, and it kinda chokes him up a little. Maybe everything he did wasn't just a big, colossal, fuckup ending in the deaths of his friends]

That's really great. Uh. What should I call you, friend?
benigncancer: (Smile)

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[personal profile] benigncancer 2011-12-29 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[As the Summoner calms, Signless relaxes a little, too. It's not like his own friends don't get a bit fanatical at times, anyway. It's weird to him to think of himself as any sort of historical figure, or person to be revered, but he's also used to the fact that other people do think of him that way.]

Whatever you prefer, Summoner. [Faint shrug] Of course, you can call me Signless. They call me the Sufferer in your time, right? I... don't really like that, too much.
benigncancer: (Calm)

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[personal profile] benigncancer 2011-12-31 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, no fun at all. But Signless laughs a little at the response] Would it help at all if I tell you that I put my Leggings on one leg at a time like every other troll? Relax, okay? I'm just a normal person.