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[Alright, he got kinda worked up about this when he first saw dead humans laying around, and was going to say something. But he was still nervous about getting found and killed, and then there was fighting, and then there was recovering, and to be honest, he sort of forgot??? Luckily, the Highblood was good enough to remind him about it with that horrible braying nonsense the other day. He's annoyed, both that there are threats being made and that, apparently, this is something that needs to be announced at all. But… what can he do. Aliens, and all that…]

hEY,
sO i GUESS PROBABLY, yOU MAY HAVE HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT A WEEK AGO WHERE,
sOME BULGELICKER STARTED YELLING ABOUT, kILLING PEOPLE FOR FUN,
oR IF YOU HAVEN'T,
i HAVE JUST INFORMED YOU THAT, tHAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENED,
eITHER WAY, i THINK IT IS PROBABLY TIME SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING
sINCE i GUESS, aLIENS LACK THE COMMON SENSE TO KNOW A SUBJUGGLATOR WHEN THEY SEE ONE,
oH i SORT OF SPOILED THE SURPRISE THERE, bY SAYING THAT, bUT THAT'S OKAY,
aNYWAY,
yES, hE IS A SUBJUGGLATOR WHICH MEANS, iT IS HIS JOB TO, mURDER PEOPLE,
aLSO TO BE COMPLETELY INSANE,
pOSSIBLY THIS IS A THING YOU'VE EXPERIENCED ALREADY,
i KNOW THAT AT LEAST ONE OF YOU, hAS EVEN LESS COMMON SENSE THEN ME,
aND DID NOT LEAVE ONCE YOU'D SEEN HIM,
aND THEN YOU DIED,
i GUESS IT'S TOO LATE FOR, pEOPLE LIKE YOU,
bUT FOR THE REST OF YOU,
hERE, kEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS,

[For a moment the screen switches over to video. There is a piece of paper held up to the camera. The paper has a drawing on it. The drawing looks like this: ]

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[And then it returns to text]

sO HERE'S THE LAST WORD i THINK i WILL SAY,
oR TYPE, dEPENDING ON HOW LITERAL YOU ARE,
iF YOU SEE AN EIGHT FOOT TALL MONSTER,
wITH THE FACEPAINT AND EVERYTHING,
dO NOT STAY AND, cHAT WITH HIM,
hE WILL KILL YOU,
wHICH IS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING,
yOU SHOULD AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS,
hERE,
jUST SO THAT i AM, cERTAIN i AM BEING CLEAR, i WILL SPACE THIS OUT A LITTLE BIT,

yOU WILL BE KILLED, pROBABLY VERY SLOWLY, bY HIM,

sO GOOD LUCK, i GUESS, aLTHOUGH HOPEFULLY YOU WILL NOT NEED IT,
bECAUSE HE WILL HAVE DECIDED TO, fUCK OFF,

[If you have read all of this in an exasperated tone, congratulations, you get second place. If instead, you read it as yOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING THINGS i'VE EVER SEEN, you are the winner!!!!]

((ooc credit to Hanshi for the drawing lkjsdf))

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I COULD TRY, BUT I DOUBT THAT'LL WORK FOREVER.
LIKE HE'D LET SOMETHING LIKE ME LIVE. REALLY?
BESIDES, I'D RATHER HE KILLED ME THAN SOMEONE ELSE.
IF I'M KEEPING HIM BUSY, THEN OTHER PEOPLE AREN'T GETTING HURT, AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE I CAN TAKE HIM OUT ENOUGH TIMES TO DISCOURAGE HIM.

[................he relates to a large number of these feels, and finds himself filled with a lot of sympathy for this guy obnoxious enough to steal the Sufferer's color... but... uh what]

YEAH.
UH.
YOU DID NOTICE MY BLOOD COLOUR, RIGHT?
I MEAN, USUALLY IT'S THE FIRST THING PEOPLE MENTION.

[oh my god... So much eye rolling]

[So how long do you think it will take him to regret this comment...]

OH MY GOD.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
OKAY. NO. WAIT.
I HAVE TO SEE YOUR FACE.
WHERE ARE YOU?

[...oh god, what if it's some midblood kid acting like a Tough Guy and going through A Phase. He doesn't want to deal with that at all... SIGHS, whatever. He might as well get this over with. Who knows, maybe he'll get to punch some douchebag in the face a couple time...]

[That's okay, Summoner, Signless is pretty much expecting a young troll, too. Nearly everyone here is either a wriggler, an alien, or someone he personally knows from his own time, so it's a pretty safe bet.

He follows the directions and steps out from behind a bookcase with the tiniest bit of drama, his hood up, cloak flaring behind him, and Righteous Leggings visible. He pulls his hood back, not even snagging it on his horns, and.

Stares.]

Holy taint chafing fuck. You have wings.

[He looks... irritated when he first spots this guy, impatiently tapping a finger against the terminal he's set himself at. Once he gets a good look at his visitor though, he is... honestly about to laugh at how dedicated this guy is with the leggings and the cloak and everything. There are certainly no depictions of the real Sufferer in his time, only mentions of what he looked like. Enough for a particularly dedicated follower to pretend, but not enough for the Summoner to recognize him at first]

[Except then his gaze catches on the brilliant and absolutely impossible red of his eyes and his jaw... drops... WELP TIME'S UP HE REGRETS THAT COMMENT. It's kinda comical actually as he rakes his eyes over him once again, and shuts his mouth with the hard snap of his teeth. He sounds... six again...]

You're him....?

[Signless recovers from his own shock a little quicker than the Summoner does. Wings are surprising, but not that surprising. Aradia has wings, though hers are from the game, not natural.

He might have made fun of the brown blood a little, but there's something far too vulnerable in the way he says it. Signless has heard that tone before, mostly from those converted in faraway places, who've come to his camp just to see him. It still makes him feel awkward, but he won't mock someone who believes in his cause.

He approaches the Summoner and smiles gently]

Who the fuck did you think would be stupid enough to use that font and take on the Grand Highblood Subjugglator? [He rests a hand on Summoner's shoulder] Good to meet you.

[...nope. Nope nope nope, he is definitely quite slow to recover from this. Cause see, the Sufferer is dead! There is no way he thought he would ever ever ever meet him. In fact his head is filled mostly with OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD up until the Sufferer grabs his shoulder]

[His first coherent thought after that is wow he's tiny, and there is something about being taller then his childhood hero that makes him grin like a fucking moron for a second. Oh gosh!!!!]

You'd uh... be surprised. I've met some, remarkably reckless people before. [His grin fades to something a little less DORKY KID MEETING HIS IDOL, and more like a smile in greeting, even if that whole... fanboy thing is written into his eyes]

It is... very, very good to meet you, as well.

[Seriously, chill out, kid. Signless is going to blush at this rate. Though they're probably around the same age.

He gives the shoulder a squeeze - fuck he's enormous, what do they feed some people, anyway? It's just not fair - and releases him. He grins.]

So, from my future, or just from really fucking far away?

[HE CANNOT BE CHILL MAN. THERE IS JUST NO WAY THAT'S POSSIBLE. It actually takes every ounce of his self control not to reach up and touch the shoulder the Sufferer just let go. Never... showering... again... ♥_♥]

The future...! Uh... by centuries, actually... I did not think I would ever... [get this chance. Oh maaaaaaan. Dude, how does it feel to meet your biggest fan, possibly ever???]

[Woah, there is a whole shitload of hero worship going on here, isn't there, and Signless is caught a bit flat-footed by it. He's been somewhat insulated from the most fanatic, by having friends who can run interference. Sure, he knew there were some that worshipped him, but that was just weird, man. And besides, this guy is from centuries in the future, and he still...?

He maintains the smile, though]

Then we're both lucky fucks, crossing time and space to meet and all that shit. I didn't think I had any followers, still, so far into the future. That's great, that's really...

[Holy shit, it's fabulous, The realization sort of hits him belatedly that someone knew who he was centuries after his death, and still believes in his teachings, and it kinda chokes him up a little. Maybe everything he did wasn't just a big, colossal, fuckup ending in the deaths of his friends]

That's really great. Uh. What should I call you, friend?

[lkjsdlfkj don't worry, bro, its already fading a little at the comment about... followers? He doesn't really consider himself a follower in the usual sense of... you know... revering the Sufferer and believing in the second coming and shit. He just thinks the guy had some really really good ideas, and he sort of owes those ideas the life he has now. He is a revolutionary and a soldier because of them, and the Sufferer just happened to be a good figurehead for him to attach onto as His Hero. So at least his smile is a little less fanatical when the guy calls him friend]

The Summoner. [...hmm] Although if you would prefer, something that isn't a title, then... I am not all that attached to it. [...this is an offer he's made to most people in the tower so far, not just a creepy fanboy thing okay okay Sufferer, don't worry pfff]

[As the Summoner calms, Signless relaxes a little, too. It's not like his own friends don't get a bit fanatical at times, anyway. It's weird to him to think of himself as any sort of historical figure, or person to be revered, but he's also used to the fact that other people do think of him that way.]

Whatever you prefer, Summoner. [Faint shrug] Of course, you can call me Signless. They call me the Sufferer in your time, right? I... don't really like that, too much.

Oh... [Curious... stare... for a second. Welp that idea never really occurred to him at all, but now that he thinks about it... probably the Sufferer is not a super nice way to be remembered]

Alright. [Nods] Signless. Uh, I think I will apologize now... in case I mess it up...!

[Yeah, no fun at all. But Signless laughs a little at the response] Would it help at all if I tell you that I put my Leggings on one leg at a time like every other troll? Relax, okay? I'm just a normal person.

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