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[empurress]

:ε ~the adorabubble sea kitten and ruler of all the currents glubs with her unrestrained curiosity at having new waters to expurrlore~
:ε ~and her cute nose wrinkles beclaws the waves smell diffurrent!~
:ε ~but this isnt a terribubble thing at all!!!~
(:ε ~because the grraceful and beautiful empurress didnt really like where she was befur~
Xε ~and maybe this is the place where she can be the flounder of her mew Alternian empurrer!!!!~
>Xε ~which will be much better than the old one because she will be a much better empurress!!!~
(:ε ~but despite her being supurr dupurr brave she turns and glubs one tiny mew which is both planktive and endearing at efurrything else being destroyed~
>:ε ~which she isnt sure she believes anyway!!!~
:ε ~but even if it was she'd purrsevere which leads her to majestically crest the waves and decree~
Xε ~ WHERE IS EFURRYBODY??

(ooc: Please let me know if you want me to drop Nepeta's quirk / go to video in any threads or not!)

Comments

[chronomancer]

its okay
its nothin you really need to wworry about

[empurress]

:ε ~ which is what i just said purridan
Xε ~the empurress cutely clucks her tongue at her silly jade furriend~
:ε ~ you should paw more attention!

[chronomancer]

im sorry
ivve been kind a distracted lately

[empurress]

:ε ~ oh??
:ε ~her majesty twitches her face fins and wrinkles her nose~
:ε ~ whats on your mind purridan?

[chronomancer]

ah
its nothin
you knoww
just this place bein wweird an all
no big deal

[You know, nothing to do with Fef being here or anything. No biggie. At all.]

[empurress]

:ε ~ whelk it is weird but as long as you stop being a FUDDY DUDDY and relax
Xε ~ then it should be okay!!

[chronomancer]

i wwill definitely try
so itll be okay






...wwhats a fuddy duddy again?

[empurress]

:ε ~ a fuddy duddy is what
>Xε ~ Y
>Xε ~ O
>Xε ~ U
Xε ~ are pawlways being!

[chronomancer]

[AWKWARD]

oh
ill
try to be less
me
from noww on

[empurress]

:ε ~ hee hee!!
:ε ~ it just means that you shouldnt always be so searious!
Xε ~ and learn to reeflax!

[chronomancer]

i dont really think id be any good at reflaxin
i mean relaxin
bad things happen wwhen i do

[empurress]

:ε ~ i betta they wouldnt here!
:ε ~ since youre not trying to keep all that time stuff strait anemonemore!

This thread is now kind of hilarious/depressing in light of the Valentine's event.

[chronomancer]

wwell no im not
i mean i havvent had to yet
so i guess theres a chance youre right

sob ikr

[empurress]

xε ~ its more than a little chance!
:ε ~ you should listen to your empurress

OTL

[chronomancer]

...youre right
the... empuress knowws best right?

[empurress]

xε ~ PAWLWAYS!!

[chronomancer]

then ill
do the right thing
an obey my empress
is that okay?

[empurress]

:ε ~ its just fin by me!!!
:ε ~ you just do your best purridan ok!!

[chronomancer]

alright
has anyone explained about the towwer yet?

[empurress]

:ε ~ people have said fins to me! what do you mean?

[chronomancer]

did they explain about the floors an stuff

[empurress]

:ε ~the empurress swims around in a circle for a moment before breaching the surface again majestically~
:ε ~ nope!! just that we have rooms and that its like a giant scratching post!!

[chronomancer]

wwell
somethin like that
theres twwenty five floors an some a them are dangerous so you got to be careful
oh
an you havve to eat this oatmeal thing before you can eat anythin else
its kind of tasteless

[empurress]

>:ε ~the empurress hisses in disgust because she hates oatmewl~
:ε ~ what if i just go and eat the other things instead??
:ε ~ and what kind of dangerous????

[chronomancer]

yeah
its not
my favvorite thing in the wworld either but they say you cant eat anything else if you dont eat the oatmeal first
literally apparently
the oh i hope you havve a spare dreamself lyin around kind a dangerous
except i dont think you really need dreamselvves anymore
because death isnt really permanent?
its confusin
but kar is
vvery vvocal
about howw much he doesnt like this place
kan too