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[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

Comments

[knightime]

my single manly tear has already been shed
there will be no crying episode tonight
just the snores of a very content teenager who finally got sleep in this shithole

[restitchtime]

I'm going to call bullshit on getting a good night's sleep around here, but so long as there isn't any sobbing floating through the halls it doesn't really matter.

[knightime]

you caught me red handed
i dont sleep
sleep isnt a thing
its a myth and ive been pretending it all along
im actually that asshole who keeps stomping through the hallways to keep everyone up
if i cant sleep no one else can sleep

[restitchtime]

In that case you need a little more practice before you manage to do much more than twist an ankle. I can barely tell when you're out there being a pissy insomniac.

[knightime]

i am a delicate flower
fuck you

[restitchtime]

A delicate flower that's really fucking horrible at being spiteful. Just calling it how it is.

[knightime]

there was a really shitty pun in there somewhere
it included your name and being spiteful and it was less ironic and more kind of blatant

[restitchtime]

If you think I haven't heard the thorny rose puns at least a thousand different times in my life and that during any of them I've been anything more than flatly unimpressed we're going to have to have a talk about what you're talking away from our encounters.

[knightime]

thats why i didnt outright say it
id be making run of the mill jokes when we could actually dig us some decent material
easy mode is for squares

[restitchtime]

And just like that you've got more creativity than 2/3 of the assholes I know back home. Not that I'm going to be any more impressed by whatever shit you fling at me than theirs, but at least it'll be something new.

[knightime]

ill find something to blow your shades off
and your socks
basically all your clothes will fly off
half the tower will have witnessed child pornography on their rep shit

[restitchtime]

Well shit, I'm really looking forward to being part of your exploitative debut on the porn scene. Anything to help a family member keep the family business afloat, although I still really doubt you're going to find anything that damn powerful.

[knightime]

ugh
i hope i dont
not really interested in the family business
not really my thang

[restitchtime]

Not even a little? Fuck, I can't imagine anybody who wouldn't be into spending countless hours lovingly editing puppet dick into the most obscene positions possible.

[knightime]

im going to have nightmares about this now
thanks
youre too kind

[restitchtime]

Shit, and I wasn't even trying. Guess I've gotten better at smashing your face into disturbing thoughts without even noticing.

[knightime]

i think youre just stealing my diary and reading it while im out of my room tbh

[restitchtime]

Now that's just fucking cheap. Do I really look like I'd have to stoop that low to get a jump out of you?

[knightime]

most people dont care where they get their blackmail material
color me surprised

[restitchtime]

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I'm definitely not most people. Just because I'm a petty bitch doesn't mean that I don't have standards - you need to draw the line somewhere.

[knightime]

isnt that thoughtful of you
ill be sure to keep that in mind whenever you decide to use whatever dirt you got on me against me

[restitchtime]

You better. I spent a goddamn eternity cultivating that image and I won't have your thoughtlessness be the thing that ruins it now.

[knightime]

i will keep it close to my heart
makes me shed a single manly tear about it

[restitchtime]

Shit. If that's not an astounding accomplishment to have under my belt I don't know what is.

[knightime]

your resume will look stellar
everyone will be so jealous of it