[♏ 04] arachnidsGrip began trolling theNetwork

[fabricates]

As usual this place is just one 8ig 8ullshit factory.
They fuck with us over and over again and give us what? Crap from home that's supposed to make up for it?
Well I 8't 8iting for this stuff. What am I even supposed to do with a FLARP 8ook here? Play?
........Actually, that wouldn't 8e such a 8ad idea! Any8ody want to play l8er?

[Fail Filtered to John Egbert]

Hey Eg8ert. You didn't have to do that 8ack there. In the la8yrinth, I mean.
It sucks pretty 8ad that I couldn't win, huh? 8ut I made it pretty far! Until Makara got me. Ugh, I can't 8elieve he managed to kill me.
Aaaaaaaanyway. Thanks.
May8e we could hang out l8er or something? It's pro8a8ly 8een a while since I've 8een here if what I heard from Vantas is any indic8tion.

[Fail Filtered to Romeo]

Heeeeeeeey kid. You sure did sponsor me a lot!
It's nice to see someone recognize my gr8ness.
Thanks for all of that, I suppose. Even if your human food just keeps getting weirder and weirder. ::::/
What was that stuff in the 8ox? A luncha8le? What is that even?

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[fabricates]

Hahaha, is that supposed to 8e a compliment?
You must have met the douche8ag running around with my 8lood color and your sym8ol.
How does it feel, looking at yourself higher up on the hemospectrum?

[papshooshing]

YOU KNOW WHAT.
FORGET I FUCKING SAID ANYTHING AT ALL TO YOU.

[fabricates]

Oooooooops, I didn't make you mad, did I?
I was just curious.
8esides, his existence is pro8a8ly your fault anyway, so why not take the 8lame out on yourself instead of me?

[papshooshing]

HOW THE FUCK WOULD IT BE MY FAULT, SERKET.

[fabricates]

It's o8vious, Vantas. You were the one in charge of ecto8iology in our session.
If there was ever a time for fuck ups in blood colors, it would have 8een while you were messing around with your cloning crap.
All of these altern8 8lood dou8les must 8e from altern8 off-shoot timelines from the alpha.
Which would make it your fault.

[papshooshing]

I SAW THE GRUBS THAT HATCHED DUE TO THAT AWFUL POINT IN MY LIFE.
THERE WAS ONLY CERULEAN YOU, NO ONE ELSE WAS THAT FUCKING COLOR.
YOUR THEORY? IT'S NOT APPLICABLE.
TRY AGAIN.

[fabricates]

I'm not talking a8out the result you got on the alpha timeline, dum8ass.
If there was ever room for a different outcome in the cloning, and I 8et there was, then it would have cre8ed an altern8 timeline that we weren't aware of 8ut was doomed to extinction anyway.
And considering the shit that happened on that Karkat's timeline? I'd say there's no dou8t they're a doomed timeline.
If you've got a 8etter explan8tion on how they exist, 8e my guest and educ8 me. 8uuuuuuuut I'm pretty sure I'm right. ::::)

[papshooshing]

PRETTY SURE YOU'RE WRONG, SPIDERBITCH.
I SAW EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE TWENTY-FOUR GRUBS BEFORE I ZAPPED THEM TO THEIR RESPECTIVE POINTS IN TIME.
THERE WAS NO NUBBY HORNED GRUB WITH CERULEAN. JUST NO.

[fabricates]

You wouldn't have seen them, o8viously. Your altern8 timeline self would have seen them.
What I'm saying is there must 8e a 8unch of altern8 timelines where altern8 yous made different gru8s than what you made and sent them off.
Kind of like how Eg8ert wouldn't remem8er dying on that doomed timeline Pyrope made.
8ut whatever, if it helps you sleep thinking that you didn't make a ton of royal fuck ups with doomed timelines then you're free to 8elieve whatever you want.
Who am I to stop you????????

[papshooshing]

IF IT'S AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE KARKAT, THEN IT'S NOT ME.
THEREFORE YOUR WHOLE POINT IS ONCE AGAIN RENDERED MOOT.

[fabricates]

Whatever! You would still have teeeeeeeechnically caused the altern8.
8ut who cares a8out technicalities, right? ::::)