[♏ 04] arachnidsGrip began trolling theNetwork

[fabricates]

As usual this place is just one 8ig 8ullshit factory.
They fuck with us over and over again and give us what? Crap from home that's supposed to make up for it?
Well I 8't 8iting for this stuff. What am I even supposed to do with a FLARP 8ook here? Play?
........Actually, that wouldn't 8e such a 8ad idea! Any8ody want to play l8er?

[Fail Filtered to John Egbert]

Hey Eg8ert. You didn't have to do that 8ack there. In the la8yrinth, I mean.
It sucks pretty 8ad that I couldn't win, huh? 8ut I made it pretty far! Until Makara got me. Ugh, I can't 8elieve he managed to kill me.
Aaaaaaaanyway. Thanks.
May8e we could hang out l8er or something? It's pro8a8ly 8een a while since I've 8een here if what I heard from Vantas is any indic8tion.

[Fail Filtered to Romeo]

Heeeeeeeey kid. You sure did sponsor me a lot!
It's nice to see someone recognize my gr8ness.
Thanks for all of that, I suppose. Even if your human food just keeps getting weirder and weirder. ::::/
What was that stuff in the 8ox? A luncha8le? What is that even?

Comments

[windykind]

sure i did!
you're my friend, vriska, i don't want you to die.
...though i kind of failed at helping people later on. that was my fault.
anyway, sure! i haven't seen you in ages -- oh, aaaaaaaages, sorry -- so we should definitely meet up.
wanna go play video games or something?

[fabricates]

Whatever, it's fine.
I kind of failed at winning the whole thing too.
And I gueeeeeeeess I have time for that.
As long as you don't 8itch when I kick you 8utt at them, of course. ::::)
I'll meet you in the console room?

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[windykind]

sure, but you can't bitch at me either!

[And then doop doop doop, he walks down to the console room. (He has his powers back by this point, but he hasn't really felt inclined towards using them.) He is sifting through the game selection; none of them are quite what he knows, but he can recognize a lot of them as being familiar. The pile next to him is filled with such games, the highlights including a box with Katamari Damacy levels of bizarre, a childish-looking one that reminded him of Yoshi's Island (he figured they could switch out the levels), and what is clearly a parallel of Super Smash Brothers.]

[fabricates]

[She heads that way herself, half-eager to see John and half-nerves from the whole labyrinth ordeal. Like everyone would be able to see her failures by looking at her, like maybe she can't hide them. That John would be able to pick up on them. But that was just a dream anyway, right? Even if it felt real, she hadn't actually failed at anything because it was totally just a dream. All of her decisions had been fine! Yeah, definitely fine.

When she reaches the entertainment floor, she checks herself, puts on her smuggest face and then walks in to find him.]

Hey John. Find anything interesting to play?

[papshooshing]

WOW, PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE VRISKA AND NOT SOME CREEPY DOUBLE.

[fabricates]

The one and only!!!!!!!!
Did you miss me Vantas? ::::) How sweet.

[papshooshing]

NO, I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT.
THOUGH I'D RATHER DEAL WITH YOU THAN A CERULEAN ANY THING ELSE.

[fabricates]

Hahaha, is that supposed to 8e a compliment?
You must have met the douche8ag running around with my 8lood color and your sym8ol.
How does it feel, looking at yourself higher up on the hemospectrum?

[knightime]

oh welp
here was me hoping someone i at least had acquainted with had won
was there even a winner???
i just assumed everyone died
since thats basically the norm here
everyone dying because its fun
not
your filters suck btw just letting that out there
also a lunchable
is exactly what it sounds like
its like a premade lunch
but really its more like a premade snack
because no one is going to get full on that little amount of food
but usually you get one of those when parents are like
i dont feel like making food
here

[fabricates]

My filters are fine!!!!!!!!
Ugh, w8. The tower must have fucked with them. They're just really piling on the 8ullshit, aren't they?
Anyway, everyone pro8a8ly died, I wouldn't 8e surprised. Who killed you?

[knightime]

im not even surprised
theyre on a roll or something
cant be stopped
augh fuck this place and its shit atm
tbh
i dont even really know who they were other than they were an adult troll
she also had a lot of hair
like her hair can rival the amount of bullshit this place throws at us
oh and she was a huge fish bitch
and probably off her rocker

[fabricates]

Ohhhhhhhh man, you got culled 8y Her Imperious Condescension?
Hahaha, sucks to 8e you!
She's at the top of our hemospectrum, there's 8asically no way you could have won against her.
If she was in the la8yrinth, then she must have 8een the winner.

[scalemate]

>:\
1 4M PR3TTY SUR3 NO ON3 W4NTS TO PL4Y W1TH YOU

[fabricates]

No, that would just 8e you!
8ut come on, Pyrope. Let's put our differences aside long enough to play a little. You miss FLARPing, don't you????????
It's not like I'm asking you to 8e on my team.
Unless you want to 8e, of course! Not that I can 8lame you. ::::)

[scalemate]

Y34H L3T M3 G3T R1GHT ON TH4T >:\

[fabricates]

Oh my god, Terezi. Can you pull your cane out of your ass for two seconds and have a little fun for a change?
What's the 8ig deal?

[pushedaround]

[ Vriska, hi. He feels like he should prepare a speech and have a very awkward discussion about what happened, but- thank god for failed filters, right? ]

,,
wOAH,
gAMZEE WENT AFTER YOU?

[fabricates]

[Oh, shit. She's never prepared to have to deal with Tavros coming back to the tower. She still hasn't really apologized for that whole killing thing but- thankfully he didn't mention it! Avoid the problem yeaaaaaaaah.]

Gr8, everyone saw that. I can't 8elieve these filters failed. This tower is so dum8, can't they give a girl a 8r8k?
Yeah, he did. He went crazy and went on a killing spree.
I wasn't his only victim. 8etter watch out! You could 8e next.

[pushedaround]

uH, nO,
i DON'T THINK, tHAT HE WILL HURT ANYONE, nOW THAT THE GAME IS, oVER,
uM, i'M HOPING HE WON'T,
aNYWAY, tHAT SUCKS, sO, i'M SORRY,

[fallen_stage]

It's better than nothing at all, considering we lost. We should be thankful for what we can get, even if it's only a small part of home

[Really, what an ungrateful little brat. Not that Kuja didn't share some of the resentment, but whining about it wasn't going to change anything.]

[fabricates]

You're ok with this crap???????? ::::/
They're mocking us 8y giving us stuff from our destroyed worlds.
I don't want anything from the people in charge running this place. They do whatever they want with us like we're dum8 little pawns and then give us shitty trinkets like that's going to make up for the fact that they tortured us.
You must 8e pretty stupid if you're plac8ed 8y something so small and insignificant.

I like your Vriska already~

[fallen_stage]

I'm making the best of a bad situation.

Furthermore, it seems odd they would save such "trinkets" if our worlds were truly annihilated as they appear to be on the screens, don't you think?

[Really, did no one really think</em these things through?]

[myblueskies]

you're welcome vriska! the bad people shouldn't have done that so i wanted to help!

i have no idea i don't think they have those where i come from... was it tasty though?

sdhjkjd so late i'm sorry

[fabricates]

It was alright, 8ut it wasn't very filling.
I pro8a8ly had more to eat as a gru8 than what was in that 8ox. Are humans used to eating so little food for meals????????

[myblueskies]

its probably because your still a kid and kids shouldnt have much food! because if you eat lots of food you get lazy and wont work as hard! if your hungry it makes you work harder so maybe they thought youd fight better!