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[fabricates]

As usual this place is just one 8ig 8ullshit factory.
They fuck with us over and over again and give us what? Crap from home that's supposed to make up for it?
Well I 8't 8iting for this stuff. What am I even supposed to do with a FLARP 8ook here? Play?
........Actually, that wouldn't 8e such a 8ad idea! Any8ody want to play l8er?

[Fail Filtered to John Egbert]

Hey Eg8ert. You didn't have to do that 8ack there. In the la8yrinth, I mean.
It sucks pretty 8ad that I couldn't win, huh? 8ut I made it pretty far! Until Makara got me. Ugh, I can't 8elieve he managed to kill me.
Aaaaaaaanyway. Thanks.
May8e we could hang out l8er or something? It's pro8a8ly 8een a while since I've 8een here if what I heard from Vantas is any indic8tion.

[Fail Filtered to Romeo]

Heeeeeeeey kid. You sure did sponsor me a lot!
It's nice to see someone recognize my gr8ness.
Thanks for all of that, I suppose. Even if your human food just keeps getting weirder and weirder. ::::/
What was that stuff in the 8ox? A luncha8le? What is that even?

Comments

Yep. XD; Vriska is not a human expert

[fallen_stage]

Marvelous because creating a whole new species is not an easy feat. At least, not where I come from. Perhaps it's different with you.

lmao nope

[fabricates]

The whole point of Sgru8 is to cre8 new universes and species. It's kind of the 8ig reward you get for 8eating it, getting to rule over the universe you cre8 as gods. Not that everyone who plays gets that far.
The Carapacians are just game constructs in Sgru8, 8ecause it's the same for every session from what I saw.

No Kuja you don't want to play SBURB

[fallen_stage]

It sounds too fantastic to be real. Is there a catch beyond the low success rate?

yes he does shhh

[fabricates]

I wouldn't know a8out that. Our session got screwed 8ecause of Noir.
It was fixa8le. I waaaaaaaas going to fix it 8efore I got dragged here.
8ut we did cre8 a universe and a new race. We cre8ed humans. ::::)

I don't know if that'd be amazing or a disaster

[fallen_stage]

[Oh that definitely pings his interests.]

You created life, too? How did you manage it? Magic?

[fabricates]

It was part of the game. Our Knight and our Space player had to do the whole frog 8reeding thing to make the new universe.
Life just kind of came with it like a packaged deal.

[fallen_stage]

So the mechanics were already in place; you didn't have to do it from scratch yourself.

[fabricates]

Not really, it was just all a8out getting the right genetic sequence and the right frog.
8ut if you got it wrong........ It would pro8a8ly result in some monumental fuck ups in the new universe! Who knows.

Obvs Kuja needs to contact a space player

[fallen_stage]

So the universe would be created based on the genetic sequence of a frog? Unusual, but fascinating. Manipulating the DNA is very delicate work: make the tiniest mistake and you could end up with something monstrous

[Not that he would know personally, noooooooo...]

sadly the tower is lacking in space players :(

[fabricates]

Yeah, it's pretty complic8ed shit.
Part of the success of your game hinges on your Space and Knight players not 8eing totally incompetent.
At the very least one of ours wasn't a complete idiot.

Noooooooo 8( SOMEDAY

[fallen_stage]

So how do those two specifically bring about success?

[fabricates]

It's a long process, one that I didn't really care a8out since it wasn't my jo8.
You'd 8e 8etter off asking Vantas a8out the specifics.

[fallen_stage]

Vantas... I'll be sure to ask them.

What was your job, then?

[fabricates]

Plenty of things! 8ut mostly I was the reason my team didn't get their asses handed to them in the final 8attle.
Without my impossi8le luck our session would have never 8een won and we would have never gotten our reward.

It's weird how they're getting along XD

[fallen_stage]

Many times the tide of war has changed due to vacillating fortune. If you could influence that, then you could be the most valuable member of your team.

I don't suppose you still have that ability? If one could call it as such.

haha cr can always surprise you!

[fabricates]

Yeah, I do. I didn't stop 8eing the Thief of Light when I got here or anything.
I've still got allllllll the luck if I want it.

Yeah! We should thread again =3

[fallen_stage]

Quite the title you have. If you don't mind my asking, how do you gather luck? Is it abstract, or tangible?

this is so late sorry asjkdhask

[fabricates]

It's a8stract.
You sure are interested in this! Not that I can 8lame you. ::::)

no worries!

[fallen_stage]

How could I not be interested? The various methods and functions of entire other worlds... truly fascinates me! It's like something out of a speculative storybook.

[fabricates]

I don't give a shit a8out other worlds, so I don't really see the point in your fascin8tion.
8ut if your world is 8oring then I suppose I could see why you'd 8e interested in others.

[fallen_stage]

It's not dullness that drives my curiosity, but rather the wonder of the many variations that worlds come in. The possibilities stretch the imagination, so why not seek them out?

I'm not so complacent as that, nor so dull as to ignore such temptations.

[fabricates]

8ecause it's pointless!!!!!!!! I've got 8etter things to do with my time that worry a8out how a 8unch of dum8 worlds work that don't concern me.

[fallen_stage]

A pragmatic approach. If you don't mind my asking, what sort of things?

[fabricates]

Stopping Jack, figuring out how to ditch this stupid tower, tending to my irons in the fire.
Pleeeeeeeenty of things, and most of them aren't your 8usiness!

[fallen_stage]

I see. A very goal-oriented person, aren't you?

I wouldn't dream of prying.</font face?