[♏ 04] arachnidsGrip began trolling theNetwork

[fabricates]

As usual this place is just one 8ig 8ullshit factory.
They fuck with us over and over again and give us what? Crap from home that's supposed to make up for it?
Well I 8't 8iting for this stuff. What am I even supposed to do with a FLARP 8ook here? Play?
........Actually, that wouldn't 8e such a 8ad idea! Any8ody want to play l8er?

[Fail Filtered to John Egbert]

Hey Eg8ert. You didn't have to do that 8ack there. In the la8yrinth, I mean.
It sucks pretty 8ad that I couldn't win, huh? 8ut I made it pretty far! Until Makara got me. Ugh, I can't 8elieve he managed to kill me.
Aaaaaaaanyway. Thanks.
May8e we could hang out l8er or something? It's pro8a8ly 8een a while since I've 8een here if what I heard from Vantas is any indic8tion.

[Fail Filtered to Romeo]

Heeeeeeeey kid. You sure did sponsor me a lot!
It's nice to see someone recognize my gr8ness.
Thanks for all of that, I suppose. Even if your human food just keeps getting weirder and weirder. ::::/
What was that stuff in the 8ox? A luncha8le? What is that even?

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[fabricates]

Yeah, I guess? I bet I can still kick your ass at it anyway.

[windykind]

Pssshhh. Vriska, you don't even know the world of pain you're entering into. [A lie; he's nothing special at these kinds of games, but at least he can compete directly with Vriska instead of setting her into awkward zombie traps.]

[fabricates]

Egbert, it's a racing game. There's no pain involved. [Rolling her eyes.] Are you going to put it in or what? I ain't got all day to waste, you know!

[A lie, she totally has plenty of time to waste. And as long as John doesn't call it quits, she wouldn't mind playing video games all day.]

[windykind]

There is the bitter taste of defeat when I leave you in the dust. Also when your car flips over and you explode. [He follows her instruction, though. What else do they have to do in a magical death tower? Nothing, that's what. --Though it's probably a good thing, considering.]

[fabricates]

Big talk, but we'll see who the loser is soon enough!

[She doesn't have any experience with racing video games really, but she figures it'll be easy enough. How bad could it be? She'll find out soon enough the first time she flips her vehicle once they get started.]

[windykind]

[And John just casually bursts out laughing the first time she does it.]

See? What'd I tell ya?

[fabricates]

[She lobs a pillow from the couch at his head. Don't laugh at her John, that's rude!!!]

It was just a bad break! It won't happen again.

[windykind]

[Oh, like you didn't laugh (well, snort) at him like two minutes ago! Hypocrite.]

I hope so, for your sake. Guess who's behind?

[fabricates]

[She's allowed to, she's the superior race here, John. You know, she created you and all.]

I'll catch back up!

[Except she definitely runs into another driver a few minutes later. It's probably a good thing the tower doesn't have cars.]

Ugh, what the fuck.

[windykind]

[Superior race, creation, nak nak nak. He'll believe that when you can finish the race in anything better than last place.]

[...Suddenly, he gets an idea, and his eyes light up. When the current race ends, he turns to Vriska.] Hey, can I try something before we play the next race?

[fabricates]

[She eyes him suspiciously. What's he up to?]

What are you planning on doing?

[windykind]

[He smiles.] You'll see.

[From there, he goes onto the settings and moves the cursor around in random patterns for a while, before exiting out. When they begin the next race, the commentator is this guy.]

[fabricates]

[Her eyes narrow, but she makes a point not to turn and glare at John while the race is going because she's not going to give him the benefit of her screwing up royally again. She's still pretty bad and wow that commentator is really fucking annoying.]

Wow, Egbert, I didn't know you were such a massive douchebag! [Said in the sweetest voice she can possibly muster.]

[windykind]

[John laughs uproariously.]

You would be surprised! My supplies are kind of limited here in the tower, but I try. [The life of a Towerstuck prankster is a long and trying one indeed.]

[fabricates]

[Wow ok fuck that, she has no self-control in these situations. So she's going to stop playing and smother him with another couch pillow.]

Is that so?? Really, John, you should be more careful when you're playing with spiders!