[♏ 04] arachnidsGrip began trolling theNetwork

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As usual this place is just one 8ig 8ullshit factory.
They fuck with us over and over again and give us what? Crap from home that's supposed to make up for it?
Well I 8't 8iting for this stuff. What am I even supposed to do with a FLARP 8ook here? Play?
........Actually, that wouldn't 8e such a 8ad idea! Any8ody want to play l8er?

[Fail Filtered to John Egbert]

Hey Eg8ert. You didn't have to do that 8ack there. In the la8yrinth, I mean.
It sucks pretty 8ad that I couldn't win, huh? 8ut I made it pretty far! Until Makara got me. Ugh, I can't 8elieve he managed to kill me.
Aaaaaaaanyway. Thanks.
May8e we could hang out l8er or something? It's pro8a8ly 8een a while since I've 8een here if what I heard from Vantas is any indic8tion.

[Fail Filtered to Romeo]

Heeeeeeeey kid. You sure did sponsor me a lot!
It's nice to see someone recognize my gr8ness.
Thanks for all of that, I suppose. Even if your human food just keeps getting weirder and weirder. ::::/
What was that stuff in the 8ox? A luncha8le? What is that even?

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sdhjkjd so late i'm sorry

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It was alright, 8ut it wasn't very filling.
I pro8a8ly had more to eat as a gru8 than what was in that 8ox. Are humans used to eating so little food for meals????????

[myblueskies]

its probably because your still a kid and kids shouldnt have much food! because if you eat lots of food you get lazy and wont work as hard! if your hungry it makes you work harder so maybe they thought youd fight better!

[fabricates]

That's 8ullshit! I eat whatever I want and however much I want, and I'm not lazy.
May8e humans are just different and weird. It was 8arely even a meal at all.

[myblueskies]

yeah maybe its different for trolls but for human kids if you eat too much you wont be any good to work and so you only get a little bit of food.

[If you got any food at all, it was one positive thing Romeo could say about the bad people, they had never starved them.]

[fabricates]

If you get lazy on Alternia, you'll just get culled!
Pro8lem solved.
I don't know why humans have to make everything so complic8ed.

[myblueskies]

well if they kill you then you can't work at all! if they just don't give you food then you'll work harder in the hope you will get some food later!

[fabricates]

Yeah, that's the whole point of it.
If you aren't fit to work then there's no reason to keep you around.
It's called survival of the fittest.

[myblueskies]

But if they kill everyone then no one can work at all!

[fabricates]

There will always 8e trolls that will survive.
They're just weeding out the ones that wouldn't make it to adulthood anyway.

[myblueskies]

Well that's not very nice!

[fabricates]

Them's the 8r8ks!!!!!!!!
I don't really expect a human to understand the way troll society works.
It's pretty different from humans, after all.

[myblueskies]

yes it sounds really mean! but there are nice trolls as well like you vriska!

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[Is this kid for real? Well, she's not going to burst his bubble by tainting his view of her. It's pretty refreshing having someone think she's nice.]

Hahaha, yeah, of course!
It's too 8ad there's a 8unch of adult trolls here.
They're the violent ones, soooooooo you 8etter watch out.

[myblueskies]

yes i know about them, like mister grand highblood, hes not very nice he killed me once

[fabricates]

See, kid?
You know first hand a8out troll violence, which is pretty unfortun8 for you.
Most trolls are like that, though. So you should 8e careful anyway.

[myblueskies]

im always careful vriska, especially round adults

[fabricates]

The fact you got culled 8y one leads me to have some dou8ts a8out that claim.

[myblueskies]

well that was an accident i didnt know that adult trolls liked killing kids then. now i do!

[fabricates]

Trusting adults in general is pretty careless.

[myblueskies]

i know, but the adults here are mostly nicer than the ones where i come from

[fabricates]

Not all of them, o8viously.
If you're already used to 8ad adults, I don't know why you'd 8other trusting ones in a place like this.

[myblueskies]

because the adults here have been captured too! and can get hurt, and cry just like kids! just because they are big doesn't mean they cant be hurt and some of them are really nice!

[fabricates]

Yeah, and they can 8e just as 8ad here, captured or not.
You've o8viously seen that firsthand.
You're too trusting, kid. How do you even get 8y with such hopeless optimism?

[myblueskies]

because without optimism everything would be really sad! if you dont keep your spirits up you feel really bad and you cant make things better!

[fabricates]

Optimism has nothing to do with 8eing sad.
And you can make things 8etter 8y will alone. There's nothing spirit-y a8out it.