[♏ 04] arachnidsGrip began trolling theNetwork

[fabricates]

As usual this place is just one 8ig 8ullshit factory.
They fuck with us over and over again and give us what? Crap from home that's supposed to make up for it?
Well I 8't 8iting for this stuff. What am I even supposed to do with a FLARP 8ook here? Play?
........Actually, that wouldn't 8e such a 8ad idea! Any8ody want to play l8er?

[Fail Filtered to John Egbert]

Hey Eg8ert. You didn't have to do that 8ack there. In the la8yrinth, I mean.
It sucks pretty 8ad that I couldn't win, huh? 8ut I made it pretty far! Until Makara got me. Ugh, I can't 8elieve he managed to kill me.
Aaaaaaaanyway. Thanks.
May8e we could hang out l8er or something? It's pro8a8ly 8een a while since I've 8een here if what I heard from Vantas is any indic8tion.

[Fail Filtered to Romeo]

Heeeeeeeey kid. You sure did sponsor me a lot!
It's nice to see someone recognize my gr8ness.
Thanks for all of that, I suppose. Even if your human food just keeps getting weirder and weirder. ::::/
What was that stuff in the 8ox? A luncha8le? What is that even?

Comments

[knightime]

what if a trident is just what you call an oversized fork?
discrimination against forks
haha
oh man
yes
i totally want to be you
how did you know
who told you my secrets
i always wanted to be a spider troll
blue blood
candy corn horns
the whole shebang
my secret is out
i want to be a bitchy girl troll
my favorite num8er is 8
thats how it works right?

[fabricates]

Oh my god, do you ever quit 8a88ling?
I never said you wanted to 8e me, 8ut you sure got defensive a8out that fast!
May8e you do want to 8e me. :::;)
I regret to inform you that there can only 8e one of me, Strider. Unfortun8, 8ut true.

[knightime]

no
i like to see my text
this giant wall of red
soothing to the eyes
i really dont want to be you
i enjoy the ladies but i dont really want them on myself
also having a dick is pretty nice
you realize the irony of that statement
were staying in a tower where its basically crawling with alternate universe us
didnt think id see me in purple
sure as hell got proven wrong

[fabricates]

There's no irony a8out it. I am the only Vriska Serket.
Who cares a8out the fakey-fake imperson8ers and altern8 timeline versions?
8ecause I sure don't! They're meaningless in the end.
You should know all a8out doomed timelines and their uselessness. ::::)

[knightime]

cant handle another you?
afraid they might be better?
wow f u
the only things i make are stable time loops
soz but its the truth

[fabricates]

They're never 8etter.
Like I said, they're doomed Vriskas. They 8n't got anything on the alpha. Which is me, 8y the way, in case you were confused.
So what a8out all of those dead Daves lying around? Oooooooor, how a8out that sprite of yours that is the very incarn8tion of a doomed you?
::::O

[knightime]

yes
thank you for making sure i knew
what would i do without you
how about you shut up because you dont know what youre talking about
im pretty sure you were pretty much worshipping egberts cock the entire time anyways

[fabricates]

You sound so 8itter, Strider!
I'm just making pleasant convers8tion and 8onding with you over your game experience........
You don't have to 8e such a sore loser. It's un8ecoming.

[knightime]

that was the shittiest lie ive ever heard since john denies having a complete boner for nic cage
youre lying and you know it so fuck off
like you actually care about my game experience anyways

[fabricates]

Haha, you're soooooooo mad!
It's hilarious.
And sure I care a8out your game experience. I care a8out how much you fucked it up.

[knightime]

except i didnt
at least get your facts right
but i guess that isnt possible for a crazy backstabbing broad like you
oh right
forgot to say thanks btw
thanks for making a crazy fucking teleporting space poodle or whatever
and wrecking our shit
we appreciate the crap

[fabricates]

That 8n't my fault, Strider.
If I remem8er correctly, and I always do, Eg8ert was the one who accidentally prototyped that hellhound you call a first guardian.
So you're pinning the 8lame on the wrong person entirely!
You humans doomed our session, not the other way around.

[knightime]

terezi told me fun facts
sounds like you either think im an idiot
which i wouldnt be surprised
you think everyone is an idiot
or you worship johns cock
but anyways
either that or youre way behind on our little time line escapade
you sound like were at the end of our rope
we just got started
too bad i dont know what exactly
funny how getting dragged into this shithole works