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[reddeadvirtuoso]

is it too much to ask for a little fanfare for the end of the universe?
i mean come on im out there busting my ass to do damage to an oversized electronic that a two year old could do with gravity a hard floor and fifteen seconds of irresponsible parenting
the least i could get is some fucking fireworks when the universe ejects you from existence!
but fine whatever
first order of business
who the fuck took my shovel?
you give me my gun and my rad pjs and you dont give me my shovel thats stupid
second order of business dont step on the black globs
it sucks and its stupid
third order of business dont eat the eggs here theyre fucking nasty
like seriously poultry doesnt even come in that color
maybe they made it from the black globs

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

smells kinda
fishy

does he actually go strutting around here like an asshole?
i figured with the whole leaving letters mysterious captors thing theyd just try to operate behind the curtain like the wizard of oz
only without the green and way more evil
fuck yeah im thinking about it gotta raise the money since i was in diapers if im going anywhere
get a good education and then waste my degree on something like english
chop chop bro

[knightime]

were slowly leaving cool territory
better cut that shit off before it spreads

naw
the only time we really got to see them is when they address the network
or when theyre deciding to play games and doing things like operating on us
so basically theyll show up when they want and know we cant do anything about it
how can i even compete
the pressure is too much

[reddeadvirtuoso]

its ironic


[Jade that wasn't ironic at all.]

operating?
what do they do give you enough botox and plastic surgery until you look like a ken doll?
or do they like to play operation with the buzzers and weird little plastic butterflies in everyones organs
cmon man i believe in you
the best of the best do the best under pressure

[knightime]

of course

[Haha, no. It was pretty lame.ever wanted to be a toy soldier?
some scary ass fucking monster
youre in the perfect place then
although operation wouldnt be outside of what they would actually do
idk man
its hard
nobody understands

[reddeadvirtuoso]

they made you into a fucking monster?

[Ooooookay she's kind of...starting to get, a little freaked out by this place, is this guy being serious??]

something tells me thats not what youre supposed to do with your medical license and a scalpel
something tells me thats the exact opposite of what youre supposed to do
nobody really DOES understand :/

wow I can't even tell you what happened with that html fail

[knightime]

i know someone who did
it wasnt me though

[He got his legs chopped off though.]

basically
welcome to this shithole

all of this red killed it

[reddeadvirtuoso]

welcome to the hotel california i guess
we sure theres no return trip?

WELP

[knightime]

no one knows what happens when people leave the tower
so

[reddeadvirtuoso]

thats retarded

[knightime]

preaching to the choir
most of what this tower does is basically retarded
like
are you even surprised?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

not really
life seems to be full of a lot of retarded so i guess we can just keep on keeping on

[knightime]

its like life was retarded enough as it is
but this tower just wanted to be the overzealous and know it all asshole who wanted to make everyone else look bad so it decided to be even more retarded
it blew everyones expectation
except this is a shitty thing to overachieve in