And now a birthday song

[deathboss]

[The feed turns on and look it's everyone's favorite narcissist, Eikichi Mishina.]

HOOOOOOOOO! Goooood morning, my little torre! I, the beautiful, amazing, talented Michel would like to make an announcement!

Today is July 27th, which means that it is Tachan's birthday!

And what a lucky man he is to have friends like me but especially me who has decided to prepare a little song for him! That's right kittens, as a reminder that now he's become even older at nineteen and shall continue to age each passing year. And what a celebration it will be! You, the tower, shall bare witness to this celebration as Michel takes the center stage, inspired by a popular song from our world.

I give you....Tatsuya's Vie de Loco!

[Oh my god Eikichi why are you bringing out a small musical tape and griming evilly and pressing play, the world does not need this...]

He's into track and field, hot bikes and and motorcycles.
I feel a premonition that guy's not as good as Michel.
He's into new sensations, new kicks in the candle light.
He's got a new addiction for every day and night.

He'll glare at you so hard you'll go dancing in the rain.
He'll make you live his crazy life but he's always such a pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!

Upside, inside out he's livin la vida loca
He'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
His hair is shit brown and his eyes the color mocha
He will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
He's livin la vida loca---

[While Eikichi is "singing", the sound of footsteps can faintly be heard to the right of the camera. They come closer and closer with each passing second, so it sounds less like walking and more like full blown running.

As soon as Eikichi is halfway through the song, the mystery person finally speaks. Or yells.]


YOU SON OF A-


WHAT THE F--




[Before crashing into him, a hand slamming onto the keyboard, cutting off the video feed.

It was a bit of a blur, but it looked like the birthday boy in question.

Happy birthday!!]

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[deathboss]

[Eikichi would say hi to you star bro but like...

...he has to run across as you hear sounds of what appears to be fighting.

....is his hair on FIRE?!] %$#%@$%^@^%!!!!

[Nope, that's not star language. But it appears to be a lot of cursing going on as he's speaking!]

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[vvvroom]

[Meanwhile, off to the side, Tatsuya's eye-rolling can practically be felt.]

CALM DOWN, YOU BABY. [It's just a little fire.

Sheesh.]

wow you guys

[viditlibertas]

[...Alcor actually deadpanned when he heard the swearing string.]

ς◊ #Ψ %త∝ ≀☼ Δ≠☢?

[It may not have been really in star, but that didn't mean Alcor didn't speak star back. The power of subjective languages at work!]

[deathboss]

What'd you say?

[He finally stops to pat his hair down. mmmm crispy hair.]

[vvvroom]

...I dunno, but I think it was diss.

[Or not...?

Stars are weird.]

[viditlibertas]

[... ... ...you guys aren't Jun, so you aren't getting a real translation. Even if Alcor is grinning a little deviously.]

I said to be careful, of course~ You may break yourselves or the terminals if you rough house too violently.

[Yup. Totally what he said. Really.]

Might I suggest you fight on one of the less technological floors?

[deathboss]

Great idea!

I've been meaning to punch him properly for the past few weeks.

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[nemophila]

He said to stop using so much hairspray.

[Look he's getting better at star!!!!]

[viditlibertas]

[DAMNIT

STOP LEARNING SO FAST]

...I believe the meaning is similar enough, as is the intent.

[you wouldnt be on FIRE if you didnt use so much CHEMICALS on your hair and would thus be SAFER see its, uh, totally the same???]

[deathboss]

How else could my hair stand up then? And I only use part of a bottle...

[viditlibertas]

Glue?

[...he's not joking this time, it seems like a valid enough idea to him.]

[deathboss]

Then I can never wash it again.

[viditlibertas]

Why do you need to wash it? Don't you want it to stay the same, anyway?

[Sure, he gets you humans like hygiene for some reason, but it seems really weird to him still okay.]

[deathboss]

And then it would get full of grim and grit and probably blood around here. Eventually it would mean that more bacteria would be in there...and also it would be oily and smelly.

I'm a man who keeps a clean image!

[vvvroom]

aaaahahahahahahaah oh my god that's amazing

[deathboss]

wow shut up.

[viditlibertas]

This is why I'm not teaching you both starlanguage, by the by.

[See stardad facepalm. Facepalm, stardad, facepalm.]

[deathboss]

Hey I was just being nice to him for this birthday!

[vvvroom]

I don't think you know what "nice" means.

i tried to get people to tell me not to do this but they didn't so

[viditlibertas]

...Eikichi Mishina. You are not a very adept singer, yet. What you have him was not a gift, even if your efforts are commendable.

[All spoken line he was talking about the weather.]

voice

[vvvroom]

[...Hey now, he didn't mean it like...]

It's not that, I just don't want everyone giving me attention. The song was alright.

[NO ONE INSULTS EIKICHI BUT HIM!!!]

[deathboss]

[Wow being insulted by Star Bro. That sorta hurts?]

...that bad?

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[vvvroom]

[It's a little quiet from his end, but Tatsuya can be heard saying that no, don't listen, it was a great gift, things like that, but he's not speaking directly into the computer.]

[vvvroom]

fine i think an alien telling you you use too much hairspray speaks for itself anyway

[deathboss]

You saw what my hair looks like normally.

NO one wants to look like my pops.

Except my pops.