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[skulltini]

k so lemme get this striahgt
stright* godamnit
fuck it u kow what i mean
but yea earth is razzed and we got our asses saved by some ~mysterious force~ or somethin?
Roxy, let me handle this. You’re far too excitable to handle this properly.
As far as I know, SBURB was supposed to save the world, but we are clearly not in the game. We didn’t enter it, at the very least. We are somewhere that is not of our home.
Which was going to be destroyed regardless, really.
jaaaney i got this, god!!!
LMAO oops this isnt my color
doo dee doo I’m Jane and i need to stop bein such a tightass
oh shit dirk and jake
u 2’d bettr b ok n safe somewhere or im gonna b rly upset n mad at u :(
ROXY!
Ugh, wait. This is needlessly frustrating.
And stop touching my chest! You have your own!
Dirk, Jake. Or anyone here at all, I’m not picky. Can any of you tell us our location, and how we got here? Anything pertinent to the situation.
also collers
collars*
wtf is up w/ them?
I think that would count as pertinent to the situation.
just gettin it out there, janey
also
honk wonk ;)
olsmxlsmcn
ROXY.
STOP. TOUCHING. MY. BREASTS.
:)
And stop using my color! You’re going to confuse everyone.
cant stop wont srop <3
y r we still typing when were right next to each other?
I’m...not really sure. But we are. And now nobody is going to want to help us!
Because there are already so many shenanigans.
shooosh janey shooooooosh
any1 wanna help us out w/ a few answers?
We would most appreciate it.
And please stop stroking my face. It’s kind of strange.

[ooc: Tags will be coming from both skulltini and worststrider!]

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PLEASE WAIT

[knightime]

uh

[knightime]

[He actually slides his shades down to stare at the monitor for a moment. Give him a minute to actually process the hot mess he's staring at.]

[knightime]

welcome to animus
you do not get any shitty tshirt or souvenir
instead you get a lot of bullshit
its a huge ass tower
which is actually p cool because theres a lot of wicked floors here
but theres also a lot of crappy monsters so good luck with that
also the tower caretakers are all assholes so youll probably hate that too
i know youre excited
but give me a second im still trying to read this hot mess of cotton candy

[knightime]

dirk
as in dirk strider who types in some badass orange?
yea hes here
idk where atm but hes here

ok no im done ill stop

[knightime]

just fyi
this is a network connected to all the terminals
and believe it or not but there are traumatized kids here already
my virginal 13 year old eyes cannot unsee what it has seen
keep that shit off the network and in the privacy of your rooms
oh wait
you guys have roommates
good luck with your public boob touching

[worststrider]

You talk quite a bit, though I'm sure you get told that often.
Rambling must be a natural talent for you.
Though I must thank you for the information, as preposterous as it all seems.
No, we're looking for Dirk Crocker. He does type in orange, but I'm afraid he's not related to me in any fashion.
If you're thirteen I'm sure you've thought of touching a boob, so I can't feel too bad about scarring you for life.
And she just kept grabbing me! It was completely unsolicited.

[knightime]

i take pride in the fact that i assault people with walls of bright ass fucking red
it doesnt get cooler then that
ugh
jesus dicks
what is this tower and its obsession with striders?
youre like the sixth one to arrive
welcome to the strider party
youre late
no not really
i was too busy playing a crappy game but you already seem to have some decent knowledge on sburb already
just grab hers back
alls fair in love and boob touching

[worststrider]

It's not that bright! Though, I suppose reading notes in the same shade has desensitized me to just how bright it is to others..
Six Striders? Would there...happen to be a Dave?
I mean.
The chances of it being my Bro would be astronomical, but there's the possibility.
Isn't there?



She doesn't have much to grab.

[knightime]

uh
...
sup?

[He would have laughed at the comment about Roxy not really having boobs, but he's kind of floored at the moment.]

[worststrider]

...
*You* are Dave Strider?
Oh.
Oh dear.
It's an honor to meet you finally!!

[knightime]

i feel like the need to just say
nope
i was kidding
but yea my name is dave strider
...
...
holy shit can we not?
like do this im honored to meet you song and dance
ive done it once already and it hit all kinds of awkward for both parties
im not exactly the same dave that you look up too
alternate universe shenanigans at their best

[worststrider]

Even if you are an alternate version...You're capable of the same things he did.
My Bro was a hero, you know. That means you could be one too.

[knightime]

oh hell no
we are not seriously having this conversation
i was already informed about this
trust me
its like deja vu came and slapped its cock in my face

[knightime]

it also probably jizzed in my food and pissed in my juice
deja vu is pretty rude tbh
god damn it
there goes a perfectly good meal

[worststrider]

Denial is unbecoming.

[knightime]

your face is unbecoming

[He did say he's 13...

You don't understand Jane. He has a lot of unresolved feelings about this subject. Also, he is quite in denial.</small.]

gosh you and your strider spam

[skulltini]

what i got from this is
cool tower, not cool monsters + dickish caretskers
dirk is here and not dead
youre 13 and me huggin my bffsy 4 the first time ever traumatized u
cool towres and monsters i can handle no pron i fuckin grew up w/ them
prob*
gonna have to drag janey off 2 find our bff
n i shouldnt touch boobs around kids

LOVE ME

[knightime]

the tower can also be a dick if youre not careful
so everything here basically sucks to some degree
you can probably check the dorms
or the cafeteria
i mean those are generally the two places everyone can be found around at some point
you know the last thing should be a given
considering touching boobs in public is technically not acceptable in society
but ok
good to know you can learn i guess

I DO

[skulltini]

pfff im not too worried ive been dealing with monsters n shit since before i could walk s'all good
how longs dirk been here?

[knightime]

idk
maybe a month
or around that long

[skulltini]

a moth?
month*
i just talked 2 him like 10 mintes ago
timespace is weird

[knightime]

this place completely disregards it
oh your friend is way from the past?
lets take him from this point
lets take you from way far ahead while were at it
its ok because we can do this
nothing like being a jackass and making lives hard

[skulltini]

wow
dick move, tower

[knightime]

you get used to its special brand of shit
did you need any other questions answered?

[skulltini]

nope, couple of other ppl filled me in
i'm roxy english, jsyk