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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

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[knightime]

wow
what was that clusterfuck i just read above
im not touching that with a ten foot pole
but i would appreciate if you didnt do something terrible to my beautiful significant other
ive already accepted his creepy horrorterror bullshit for what it is and all
i dont want to lose him
were so young
so much promise
he completes me

[Dave is the best at taking things seriously. Okok.]

i dont think exorcising is really gonna actually get rid of the spooky shit though
do you even know exactly what it is?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Taking things seriously is what Striders do best after all]

dont worry i promise
i wouldnt do anything to jeopardize your young love
ill make sure he makes it to your next anniversary
but the creepy crawly in his brain has go to go
i think youll both be much happier for it!
hell finally be able to appreciate you more like youve always dreamed
honestly though i have no idea what the fuck it is
other than its evil and bad juju and it need to get the fuck out

[knightime]

oh good
i dont want to be widowed at my age
shouldnt we figure out what it is first?
before trying to use random methods that might eliminate it or potentially make shit worst
as much as id like the creepy shit to take a permanent vacation elsewhere
it seems like a bad idea to just kind of go into it without a plan

[Although Dave isn't really known for being the most patient. But he doesn't actually know what might happen if they provoke whatever it is.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

i would love to but im not really sure theres any kind of expert for creepy crawly head dwelling tree horrors
although if anyone has actually figured out what the horror-terrors are tha would be
super swell and helpful to the task at hand
but until then thats all i got and t-minus who knows how long until he has another grimdork freakout

[knightime]

feferi maybe
she seems to kind of more knowledgeable of that shit
i dont know
but i dont think you can get rid of it through an exorcist
theyre not really like demonic or whatever
i think
man what the fuck
were basically fucked

[reddeadvirtuoso]

youre gonna have to clarify that for me because
the feferi from my universe is a crazy psychotic tree bitch
and if shes here there is no way in fuck i am asking her anything
yeah were basically fucked either way but
i could try and make us slightly less fucked than usual
thatd be really cool :|

[knightime]

crazy psychotic tree bitch
what
no
the feferi is the fish one thats around
idk how else to explain her
she wears goggles and looks like she wants to go swimming 24/7
well yea
but dont try to exorcize him
i will guarantee that would probably not work

[reddeadvirtuoso]

fish girl?
dont think i know her
but she sounds a lot more tolerable than a psychotic tree hugger!
what if we just splashed a little holy water on him

[knightime]

shes around
youll run into her eventually
were like magnets when it comes to the trolls
she probably is
she seems pretty chill tbh
isnt holy water for like
demons and stuff???
do horrorterrors count as demons