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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

Comments

[tortileghostwriter]

no

[reddeadvirtuoso]

you suck

[tortileghostwriter]

and

[reddeadvirtuoso]

it just makes them eat your brain more!
you being a stick in the mud is literally killing you
literally

[grislytragedian]

Too late, Jade said yes.

[tortileghostwriter]

and i have veto rights
really now john do keep up

[grislytragedian]

Two against one, veto overturned.
Don't worry, I am a professional and I know what I am doing.

[No. No he really doesn't. Not at all.]

[tortileghostwriter]

somehow i truly doubt this

[grislytragedian]

See and that's where you would be wrong.
Your doubt is misplaced.