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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

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[grislytragedian]

I have seen The Exorcist.
Does that count?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

yes
>:)

[Jade no]

[grislytragedian]

Excellent, let's break out the holy water and crucifixes.
Hopefully neither of us will die horribly in the attempt.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

fuck yes
ill find us a bible and some verses to chant in latin
itll considerably increase our chances of surviving

[grislytragedian]

Awesome.
Though somehow I get the feeling we may need to strap Dave down in order to pull this off.
And distract Rose with...I don't know a wizard or something.
They don't seem to appreciate our help.

[tortileghostwriter]

no

[reddeadvirtuoso]

you suck

[tortileghostwriter]

and

[reddeadvirtuoso]

it just makes them eat your brain more!
you being a stick in the mud is literally killing you
literally

[grislytragedian]

Too late, Jade said yes.

[tortileghostwriter]

and i have veto rights
really now john do keep up

[grislytragedian]

Two against one, veto overturned.
Don't worry, I am a professional and I know what I am doing.

[No. No he really doesn't. Not at all.]

[thornythaumaturge]

john no.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

come on rose dont fall into the lame curse of the purple text

[thornythaumaturge]

having seen a movie doesn't mean you can perform what's required!
especially since you actually need to know what all of those theatrics are even supposed to do in real life!
i'm pretty sure i'd be better suited for it based on the simple fact that i can summon demons and shit.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

a movie can leave you perfectly prepared to approach real life
and summoning demons is like
the exact opposite of getting rid of them!

[grislytragedian]

Yes, Rose.

[thornythaumaturge]

john do you even know what horrorterrors are?
i really don't think the methods used in the exorcist will help!

[grislytragedian]

Things that are horrible and terrible, I would assume.
And you never know until you try, right?
What's to say they won't work?

[tortileghostwriter]

no john

[reddeadvirtuoso]

yes dave

[grislytragedian]

Yes, Dave.

[tortileghostwriter]

your support is greatly appreciated rose
let us talk sense into the two of them

[thornythaumaturge]

yeah well we'll need more than just each others support i'm pretty sure.
:|
i don't know about your jade strider but mine is stubborn as an ass.
and so is john.
john more so in fact.

[grislytragedian]

You are both party poopers.