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so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

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your support is greatly appreciated rose
let us talk sense into the two of them

yeah well we'll need more than just each others support i'm pretty sure.
:|
i don't know about your jade strider but mine is stubborn as an ass.
and so is john.
john more so in fact.

some things never change i see

unfortunately.
maybe we should hide you.
you can come hide in my room i'm sure the other three won't mind.
we'll keep you under my covers!

i like this plan
i am excited to be a part of it

i had a feeling, all things considered.
i'd want to hide too if john were going to attempt an exorcism on me.
based on the movies he watches...

you cant hide forever!

i don't know there are a lot of floors in this tower.
if we can't hide forever we can probably out run you guys forever!
since you'll probably be looking for holy water pretty much forever!

but im the time guy
in the second it takes you to deide where to go i can be down at the bottom and back
with my handy dandy holy water in tow

...
fuck you, you butt.

[[Stupid time powers!!!!!]]

>:)

[MUAHAHAH]

try and stop me

bring it!

consider it brought in force

precisely my point

so while they're distracted trying to find holy water and crucifixes we'll just get snacks and sneak away.
perfect plan.

exactly
it may very well take them ages to find us
let us begin immediately

well it's going to take them ages to get their supplies so definitely ages to find us.
time on their side or not if the stuff doesn't exist they're screwed!
...and i'm pretty sure john doesn't know how to make holy water.
my room is-
no wait that would be stupid.
uh.
meet you in that big room with all the fish?

yes i was about to say that wouldnt have been the best plan
also unless john has become ordained i do believe youre correct
though again somehow i doubt holy water would have any effect
in any case that works fine enough

...hee hee.
john as a priest.
okay i'll see you there!

[[Unfortunately snackless because where the fuck do you find snacks in this place I mean seriously.
Don't they know they have lots of preteens who thrive on junk food?]]

[he's equally empty-handed, sadly.]

Would it really kill them to install some vending machines?

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thornythaumaturge - 2012-08-10 04:09 (UTC) - Expand

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tortileghostwriter - 2012-08-10 04:26 (UTC) - Expand

You are both party poopers.

i know right
>:(

and your point is what exactly

we're not party poopers!
we just happen to have an ounce of intelligence. >:|

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