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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

Comments

[thornythaumaturge]

john no.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

come on rose dont fall into the lame curse of the purple text

[thornythaumaturge]

having seen a movie doesn't mean you can perform what's required!
especially since you actually need to know what all of those theatrics are even supposed to do in real life!
i'm pretty sure i'd be better suited for it based on the simple fact that i can summon demons and shit.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

a movie can leave you perfectly prepared to approach real life
and summoning demons is like
the exact opposite of getting rid of them!

[thornythaumaturge]

see that's the point i'm trying to make!
it's the exact opposite and i'm still better suited!

[grislytragedian]

Says the girl whose plan is to talk to them nicely and hope they go away.

[grislytragedian]

Yes, Rose.

[thornythaumaturge]

john do you even know what horrorterrors are?
i really don't think the methods used in the exorcist will help!

[grislytragedian]

Things that are horrible and terrible, I would assume.
And you never know until you try, right?
What's to say they won't work?

[thornythaumaturge]

well yeah i guess but still it's a lot different than demons or ghosts.
i really doubt traditional exorcism methods would rid anyone of them!

[grislytragedian]

Well then how would you go about it, miss horrorterrible expert?

[tortileghostwriter]

no john

[reddeadvirtuoso]

yes dave

[tortileghostwriter]

no jade

[grislytragedian]

Yes, Dave.

[tortileghostwriter]

no john

[tortileghostwriter]

your support is greatly appreciated rose
let us talk sense into the two of them

[thornythaumaturge]

yeah well we'll need more than just each others support i'm pretty sure.
:|
i don't know about your jade strider but mine is stubborn as an ass.
and so is john.
john more so in fact.

[tortileghostwriter]

some things never change i see

[thornythaumaturge]

unfortunately.
maybe we should hide you.
you can come hide in my room i'm sure the other three won't mind.
we'll keep you under my covers!

[tortileghostwriter]

i like this plan
i am excited to be a part of it

[grislytragedian]

You are both party poopers.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

i know right
>:(

[tortileghostwriter]

and your point is what exactly

[thornythaumaturge]

we're not party poopers!
we just happen to have an ounce of intelligence. >:|