004 BITE. VOICE.

[bewareofdog]

Gettin' bit and shit from things other than zombies... that don't mean that yer gonna get extra limbs or shit, does it?

Or baby monsters poppin' out yer chest?

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[bewareofdog]

Fucker seemed to think of everything, eh?

[tsunball]

Yeah, it was seriously just fucking retarded. [ a grumble. ]

That bear's even in this place, but at least he can't do shit here.

[bewareofdog]

Wait a fuckin' tick...

I've heard of this shit before.

[tsunball]

.. Huh? Did you talk to one of the others from back home here before? There's some others here too.

[bewareofdog]

Not sure. Here I thought that things were soundin' familiar.

Anyway, do ya know Oowada Mondo?

[tsunball]

Yeah, Oowada's from back home, from the same class as me. Also got stuck in that school. [ unsure if he should call mondo his bro or not.. on one hand, they go drinking together and all, on the other hand mondo threatens him 24/7.. ]

So you met him?

[bewareofdog]

Yah.

He's my kid.

1 / 2

[tsunball]

Oh, he's your--

[ .. wait, hold that thought.. for a second.. ]

[tsunball]

W-.. wait, you're his dad?!

[bewareofdog]

Somethin' like that.

I initiated him into my family. I'm a lieutenant for the Tojo Clan. In short, I'm a member of the yakuza.

[tsunball]

[ he's not sure whether to freak out about the fact he's talking to a member of the freaking yakuza here first or the fact this guy just initiated mondo into his yakuza family too.. give him a few moments to sputter. ]

You just initiated Oowada? I mean-- yeah, it isn't too weird for a guy like him [ zoku and all ] but.. dude! I didn't even know there were yakuza here!

[bewareofdog]

Well... know ya know.

Usually there is a ceremony and ritual and some shit, but ain't got any of the right stuff. Also, ain't got no one here who would understand it. It's like I told 'em, that shit's not as important as rememberin' how to act after. Seen some shitty yakuza who forget themselves. But anyway, as the patriarch of my family, figure it's okay to skip it this once, given the circumstances and the fact I like his spirit.

[tsunball]

Man, the lack of a ritual isn't even the weirdest part about that shit, it's more weird that people join that easily now!

[ not that he's exactly an expert or anything, this is more about the mental image he has of the yakuza thanks to.. well, movies and all that stuff. ]

.. Not that Oowada usually is that bad of a guy. [ as long as he isn't threatening to beat leon up. ]

[bewareofdog]

Eh... [He shrugs, but doesn't offer much else. Not really one to comment on the ways of the yakuza, but agrees that there are people who are joining too easily even back home. That has something to do with weakness, which bothers him, but ain't to bitch and moan about to anyone. As for his new kid, it is part of liking his spirit and also to fulfil a dream that seems like got crushed when everyone's world got fucked.] Life's full of shit that's surprisin'.

[tsunball]

You don't have to tell me that anymore after the shit that went down back home and then here.

[bewareofdog]

Right.

So, don't get so surprised about this shit.

[tsunball]

But this is way on another level! Oowada never told me about any of this shit..!

[bewareofdog]

Haw?

Well, we did have some crazy shit happen.

[tsunball]

Don't tell me you guys bonded over that retarded whale thing.

[bewareofdog]

Nah, nothin' like that. It happened earlier.

[tsunball]

That's good, since yakuza bonding over some freaking whale would have been really weird.

Even by this place's standards.

[bewareofdog]

Eh. Bonded over worst.

[tsunball]

.. So.. you and Oowada going to go around doing yakuza shit now?

[bewareofdog]

What sort of shit ya thinkin' of?

[tsunball]

Whatever it is they do? Breaking kneecaps, cutting off pinkies.. isn't it that kind of stuff?