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animus_network2012-09-13 11:16 pm
heirterosexual) wrote in animus_network2012-09-13 11:16 pm
≈ first breeze! (text)
wow, oookay.
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!
[audio], done
John...it's good to see you again.
[audio] hahaha ♥
Is it working? Uh ...Again? Uh, well, for one I'm hearing you, not seeing you, so I dunno if it's nice to see you unless you look like a computer. Which would be kinda awkward, I think. But I guess you know me?
:U
[...]
Ah, I see. So you don't remember anything.
[She was heavily considering it to be a possibility. It doesn't hit her quite as hard as it normally would have.
If this was just John without the memories, he'd still be the same type of person.]
Yes, there are a large handful of us here who lived at a testing facility for quite a while, before we came here. You were there. You and a handful of your friends, I suppose.
We knew each other there, though I guess now your memory's been wiped.
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[He's tilting his head at the screen, and the voice.]
...Oh. Well-- I'm sorry, uh. Hopefully I didn't piss you off with too many pranks or owe you money or something.
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[Another pause.] Nothing like that. [Her tone grows a little warmer.]
You were a...friend.
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[...Well now he feels sort of bad.]
Oh. Well we can always be friends again, if you want. I'm not against friends. But that kinda requires me to know your name! You know mine already.
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Spot on. You were always smarter than you looked.
I'm Remilia Scarlet. [...] You can call me Remi.
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Heheheh, Scarlet. Like blood. It's a vampire pun, right there in your name. Remi it is, then. Um... nice to meet you again.
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She gives a small laugh.] I'm not the Scarlet Devil for nothing.
Likewise.
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So what was this Facility place that you knew me in like? Seems like I'm just everywhere without knowing, heh.
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It was a torture facility. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. We were constantly...experimented on. The reason my appearance was altered...was because of a particularly nasty experiment a handful of months ago that still hasn't healed.
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Well, I. ...Guess I'm glad we were able to be friends in a place like that. Sorry you got messed up by an experiment, though. I promise I won't freak out at whatever they did to you, though. My paradox-sister is part dog and I've been on a glowing yellow ship with her and my best friend in ghost-butt orange bird form for the past year, so. Not much really phases me anymore.
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Hold on a minute, I'm locking this. It isn't something I'll share blindly with the whole tower.
[...]
An old friend of mine, one I've lived with for, oh, the past hundred years, was at the Facility as well. Coincidentally you had been acquainted with her before I even arrived. [A small snort of amusement.] Patchouli Knowledge was her name.
[Another pause.] Everything was broadcast. You'd told me later you saw the whole thing, but it's a blessing you don't remember that now, in all honesty.
It was a test of integrity intended to split the two of us up. She either had to let both of her arms be ripped off, or let me die. I managed to rig her test so only one of arms was ripped off, though she still died. [...] Remember the vampire thing? They dumped me a field of high-power UV lamps for her screw-up. Got burned to a crisp. The scars haven't gone away yet.
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Patchouli Knowledge. Wow, what a funny name. Remilia Scarlet sounds way cooler, for the record.
...oh. Wow. Then that sparkling in the sunlight comment was probably kind of crude, wasn't it. There's a ...shitty book series that got turned into an equally shitty movie series, back home, that involves these stupid vampires that literally glitter like diamonds in the sunl-- that's totally not even relevant.
Um. I'm not great with first aid, but do you at least have like. Bandages and stuff on them? Or... I dunno, do you bandage scars if they're healed wounds? I'm kind of a God and beforehand the worst I'd dealt with was a broken wrist when I was a kid and a bunch of skinned knees.
[locked]
Ridiculous! I'm a part of the Tepes family line! [A bald-faced lie but she'll never let that go. Ever. Nonetheless she sounds amused.] We do not sparkle.
They're not raw. It's been a while. I've just been letting them air out until they fully heal. Not much I can really do, at the moment. I'm not keen on looking like a mummy.
[locked]
Heheheh. Good.
Yeah. And I mean, you shouldn't have to hide something that's not your fault. You shouldn't have to be ashamed of it, or anything.
[He idly runs his fingers over the thin scar on his chest, where Jack ran him through. It's hardly even noticeable, since it was a clean wound that was basically healed magically by crazy God Tier rainbow crap, but even if there weren't a mark at all, he'd still remember it.]
[locked]
It's not that I'm ashamed. It's that it's a damn reminder of those fucking pompous arrogant thrill-seeking sadomasochistic motherfuckers that called themselves interns that--
[Her voice suddenly drops in volume, going back to its regular tone.]
...it's touchy.
[locked]
...Whoa. I see that. Er, hear.
[locked]
[remi that's not exactly reassuring]
On a completely unrelated note, do you know a girl called Terezi Pyrope? You seemed to be friends with her back in the Facility, but...
[locked]
[SUDDENLY UNSURE.]
Terezi? Yeah, she's one of the trolls. Why?
[locked]
[An exasperated sigh.]
Look, okay, I really shouldn't mention this for my own good, but you reacted to my bursts of sudden feral vampiric anger like you'd react to a dog misbehaving. "Remilia stop that or I will do the windy thing."
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[He's quiet for a moment, and then laughs.]
Do you want me to uphold this tradition? I can do that. For the record the majority of the reason I didn't immediately threaten something like that is because for one, this is a voice conversation through a weird computer, so the windy thing is sort of moot, and for two I didn't really realize it was feral vampiric anger until you said it.
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[For the first time in their conversation she genuinely sounds like a pouty little kid.] N-No, see this is what I meant, I don't like the windy thing! [little kid whining x3 total combo hit]
[Augh.]
What else kind of anger would it be?
[locked]
[Wow that's sort of adorable?? He laughs a little.] Well then why'd you mention it? Now I'm totally gonna have to do that sometimes. You knew me before, you must know about the prankster's gambit!!
I dunno, just... regular anger? People-fucked-up-my-life-and-i'm-pissed-about-it anger?
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[FDGLSKHGFLD;H FLAILING!!!] You seemed way too shocked, that's why!
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