4th Time in Text

[knightime]

what do you while waiting for the sleep paralysis to wear off?
i mean it was kind of terrifying the first time
and maybe even the second time
but at this point its like the hugest fucking waste of time to be stuck lying on your bed waiting to get feeling to your fingers again
but now im curious
what is the longest you got stuck lying in bed for
like an approximate if you werent sure of the exact time

Comments

[restitchtime]

Nothing, considering I broke her jaw before shit hit the fan. I'm sure yours would be better conversation anyway - he was practically oozing insecurities, wasn't he?

[somebody stop them before they pummel each other]

[knightime]

funny how thats not how i remember it going
should i remind you
it might help with the faulty memory you got going there
its not like that shit is a secret now
congratulations
you know what some shit fucked up tower did
heres your fucking prize

[restitchtime]

Considering you can't even remember that staying alive is a fucking priority I don't think you have any room to talk about memory. Or are you going to blame your inability to go a week without being torn to shreds on the tower, too? Because there's only so much you can shove on it before it's just a pile of bullshit.

its not like i needed my heart anyways

[knightime]

i get it already
you dont actually have to shove it in my face
i was never cut out for any of this bullshit
let me just start being more like you
maybe id die less and get more shit done

nah that's totally optional

[restitchtime]

It'd sure save everybody a lot of time and energy if you did something useful besides playing the martyr. Or do you actually think throwing a pity party is going to magically make everything better?

[knightime]

sorry let me get on that
let me go plant some shit
grow some produce
woops theres the famine
guess theres no crops for the rest of the season
my bad

[restitchtime]

You're more of a desert than a famine if we're going to play shitty metaphors. Famines pass eventually.

[knightime]

your opinion of me continues to be the highlight of my day
youre my fucking sunshine
it is you

[restitchtime]

Somebody's got to be the scorching face of reality, and I guess that's me by default. Thanks for giving me so much to work with.

[knightime]

i appreciate the concern but i dont exactly need it
thanks but no thanks
go back to dealing with yourself and your self esteem issues

[restitchtime]

Yes of course, what the fuck was I thinking? You're never actually going to stop being a massive tool and getting yourself killed so many times that the general population loses track of the number.

It was pretty clearly a mistake to assume that maybe you'd try and watch your ass considering that you getting wasted effects more than just your sorry self. I won't make that goddamn mistake again, don't worry.

[knightime]

and youre never going to stop being the hugest bitch who makes it a fucking goal to try and put down everyone they come in contact with
if you arent putting them down youre trying to piss them off in some form or manner

ill keep that in mind next time im in a life threatening situation

[restitchtime]

Because all that touchy feely shit has definitely been great for the survival rates around here. I've never made any pretenses about being nice, but I guess you never caught that in the ten minutes or so between your revival cycles.

I'm sure you will. And I'm even more sure that you'll promptly forget it and render it completely fucking useless.

[knightime]

afraid suddenly being relatively civil and maybe even friendly is suddenly going to get you killed
i have participated in a friendly pat on the shoulder
obviously i must be killed now that i have established positive interaction

yes
i love dying
how did you fucking know

[restitchtime]

Sure would explain a hell of a lot.

Because you've done everything you possibly can short of fucking carving it into your forehead to let everybody know.

[knightime]

you arent going to get cooties if thats what youre scared of
most people arent going to judge you pass wow this girl is kind of a huge bitch

im overdue for kicking the bucket again
now my schedule is all screwed up

[restitchtime]

I honestly don't give a fuck about what people think of me; I've got better things to do than giggle and participate in brainless conversations.

That's what happens when you stop to converse with the non-suicidal masses. You're probably going to have to off yourself three times this week to make up for the imbalance.

[knightime]

of course you dont
no one wants to hear you giggle anyways
it would be the sound of horrorterrors having a good time

its going to be a lot more than that since it looks like im on a roll
your welcome
i usually dont forgo my schedule for just anyone

[restitchtime]

I've actually heard that goddamn sound, and let me tell you that there's nothing that will ever come close to being as bad as that was. Nothing.

Queen bitches like me usually command that kind of attention, so it's not surprising. I'm sure you'll find a way to get slaughtered and make up for it.

[knightime]

so im guessing it isnt the same sound of horrorterrors screaming in pain or horror
which is kind of an odd experience now that i think about it
do any of these sessions actually not end up fucked on its side holy shit

ill just have to tell them that i had a queen to serve and that my knightly services were already rented and paid for
first come first serve

[restitchtime]

I haven't run into one yet that hasn't been at least half bullshittery, so I'm starting to think the answer to that is no.

Damn right. Loyalty's not cheap and it damn well better be ready whenever I need it.

[knightime]

fucked with our pants down
as always

well now my entire month is ruined
but its all for you my majesty

[restitchtime]

It's less of a surprise and more of a mild inconvenience at this point, shit.

Should have thought about that before signing on for the knighthood. Nothing left to do about it now but suck it up and get on with things.

[knightime]

i didnt even sign up
it was basically a shitty lottery system and someone decided to throw my name in it
of course i would get chosen

[restitchtime]

Hey, at least you got a halfway decent job out of the fiasco. You could have been drafted into eternal shit shoveler or something instead.