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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

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[puppy_lancer]

oh
you're another one of those troll things
thanks for the info then

[So there are alien trolls...]

[themsthe8r8ks]

I'm getting a 8riefing from pretendy pretending pretender pretend Karkat.
One that I dou8t will 8e 8rief at all.
If this is a joke I have to hand it to you guys!
8ravo for 8eing so coordin8ed!
Too 8ad the punchline is really shitty. ::::/

[themsthe8r8ks]

Your Vriska has 8rown 8lood?
Talk a8out shitty luck!
Even when it comes to the Vriska Serket collection it looks like I'm the 8est. :::;)

I skimmed it.

[themsthe8r8ks]

Hey you know how to talk to your 8etters!
I like that in a guy. :::;)

[geometry]

-(Hes ac+ua11y no+ pre+ending)
-(I promise you +his is en+ire1y rea1)(which is probab1y why you don+ find a punch1ine +o your 1iking)
-(+hough if you 1ike I wi11 s+ar+ in+roducing myse1f as Pre+endy Pre+ender Equius anyhow)

[He's being a little snippy because... well. He's never been terribly fond of Vriska or cerulean-bloods in general. So a combination of the two? No thanks.]

[themsthe8r8ks]

[Oh no it is one of her many red crushes of the moment!]

Well I'm glad someone appreci8s my presence!
Even if it's punch-happy little Miss Fussyfangs.

[themsthe8r8ks]

YOU'RE fake Equius?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
That's the 8est thing I've read all day!

[geometry]

-(G1ad I cou1d provide you wi+h en+er+ainmen+)

[themsthe8r8ks]

You always were such a gr8 pal! :::)

[geometry]

[...What.]

-(So you +wo were friends)(+hen)

[themsthe8r8ks]

[This is suddenly just too much fun. And she doesn't even have to lie.]

You didn't know?
My timeline's Equius has 8luer swill in his veins than I do!
We were neigh8ors and good friends 8efore he died.

[geometry]

-(I kind of assumed +he b1ueb1ood was yours)(since no+ once have I been mis+aken for any o+her)
-(I didn+ know he was par+icu1ar1y friend1y wi+h you)(+hough)

[He knew that Equius was a nutcase. But. Wow.]

[xanthous]

IIt'2 not a noo2e. The collar2 look ab2olutely nothiing liike noo2e2. Are you bliind?

And you have to eat iit plaiin unle22 you want to expel iit all later.

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[true_noir]

[More nonsensical language. That tore it. She was curious, though at least this was legible, if childish. On the upside, there was something to latch onto...]

So pleasant to see someone else with the right attitude in the end. The only thing that truly matters is what is before you.

Didn't enjoy the oatmeal did we?

[puppy_lancer]

watch it
you're not my better

[themsthe8r8ks]

He was the kind of friend you keep around to not look as 8ad.

[themsthe8r8ks]

We'll see a8out that, pupa.

[geometry]

-(I figured)

-(Anyway)
-(If youre rea11y +ha+ despera+e for grubsauce)(I have abou+ +en jars of chopped grubs)
-(You do know how +o cook +hem)(righ+)

[Normally he would have used them by now, but when the Tower gives you chopped Tyrian grubs and your moirail is the Empress-to-Be... well. Good thing they keep well.]

[themsthe8r8ks]

[Ah, here's the mustardblood quirk she's so familiar with!]

It was a pir8 reference. Are you dum8?
Ugh, that's not faiiiiiiiir! This whole thing sucks.

[themsthe8r8ks]

Well yeah!
Why should I care a8out a planet that was doomed to 8egin with?
So this detesta8le sludge is called oatmeal? A 8oring name for a 8oring su8stance.

[puppy_lancer]

i'm 30
i'm an adult

[hystericull]

[...Vriska was reaching a little far if she only had that explanation for his being angry with her. Back on the meteor, he and Tavros had shared a period if strained communication, and he was pretty sure she hadn't seen them together all the times she was here, either. Maybe she'd delved a little too deep into his mind the last time they had a mental struggle. That was the only explanation he could come up with, at least.]

[Either way, it didn't matter, because she was obviously fucking with him.]

hard to fuckin say on that.
AIN'T MOTHERFUCKING GETTING UP THE KNOWLEDGE ON WHERE ALL LAST YOU WERE TO BE FUCKING STUFFING THEM DIGITS YOURS.
but spare at me the motherfuckin deets on that cause i ain't sure on how fucking well the old bilesack could be handling them.

[...Wait.]

YOU DID MOTHER FUCKING *WHAT*!?

[true_noir]

If it is any condolence, you can travel down several floors and visit the restaurant. Of course, they like to charge you deadly missions just for a better meal.

Death hunting a lion's heart for a steak, or oatmeal. Quite the decision

[themsthe8r8ks]

That's surprisingly generous of you, Fakequius!
8ut the real Captor says I have to eat this crap plain and I don't feel like w8ing anyway.

[geometry]

-(You do)
-(Bu+ in case you had forgo++en)(bodies do need nourishmen+ regu1ar1y)(Vriska)
-(I have no need for +hese grubs anyway so you migh+ as we11 have +hem)