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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

Comments

[xanthous]

IIt'2 not a noo2e. The collar2 look ab2olutely nothiing liike noo2e2. Are you bliind?

And you have to eat iit plaiin unle22 you want to expel iit all later.

[themsthe8r8ks]

[Ah, here's the mustardblood quirk she's so familiar with!]

It was a pir8 reference. Are you dum8?
Ugh, that's not faiiiiiiiir! This whole thing sucks.

[xanthous]

[Too bad it's still not Sollux.]

You mu2t be a 2hiitty piirate iif noo2e2 are the fiir2t thiing you thiink of when collared. Are you that eager to get hanged?
2top beiing a grub. You're new, 2o try not to whiine too much before you get culled.

[themsthe8r8ks]

The risk is part of the fun, you dum8ass! Every pir8 should hope to escape the noose someday!
I'll whine all I waaaaaaaant you douchenu8s.

[xanthous]

IIf every piirate expect2 gettiing caught maybe they 2houldn't be piirate2. Good piirate2 2houldn't be that horriible at gettiing away wiith theiir deed2.

II can't beliieve II almo2t forgot how horriible and annoyiing your blueblood2 are.