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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

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[geometry]

-(+here is no grubsauce)
-(Un1ess you have the grubs +o make i+ yourse1f)

[themsthe8r8ks]

Captor????????
Is this type like a lame weirdo day?
8ecause I didn't get the memo.

[caliginous]

OH ITS ENDGAME ALRIGHT.
NOT THE ENDGAME YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
THE COLLAR COLOR IS THE LEAST OF YOUR MANY-FACETED PROBLEMS.
AS IS THE LACK OF GRUBSAUCE.
BUT YOU'LL EVENTUALLY FIGURE THAT OUT.
UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY *WANT* TO TAKE A SEAT AND LET ME EXPLAIN.
I'VE DONE THIS A FEW TIMES THOUGH, SO I'M PREEEEEEEETTY SURE I KNOW THE SCRIPT BY NOW.

[He doesn't bother saying hi. She won't remember.]

[themsthe8r8ks]

Karkaaaaaaaat!
Why are you using that color????????
You're making it look l8me! XXXXO


[She pretty much ignored everything he just typed, yep. God, what a poser.]

[hystericull]

every fucking time your motherfuckin ass all up and decides on itself to split.
AIN'T NEVER NEARLY MOTHERFUCKING BEING ALL FOR LONG E FUCKING NOUGH.
hope that fuckin goop gets good and stuck up all lodged in your motherfucking noise tube.
TIL ALL YOU CAN'T BE GETTING NO MOTHER FUCKING AIR DOWN TO THEM PUTRID MOTHERFUCKIN AIR SACS YOURS.
oh, how a brother would fucking pay his left shame globe to see on it.
BY THE MOTHERFUCKING BY.
make to pry the strangleband off this motherfucker's nugbone and you can be all at having your filthy hue back. >;oD
MESSIAHS MOTHERFUCKIN BE KNOWING I AIN'T STANDING TO HAVING TO BE LOOKIN ON IT NO FUCKING MORE.

[themsthe8r8ks]

Why are you so mad, Gamzee????????
Is it 8ecause I k8lled that weak weaky weak we8k saaaaaaaad excuse for a tr8ll?
That's too 8ad, 8ec8use he deserved 8t! He's lucky I w8nt eas8 on him!
And your h8nds 8n't any cleaner th8n mine are th8y????????
:::;)


[It's the only reason for his anger that she can think of. The comment about her splitting is worth pause, but not comment. Maybe he's from further on the timeline, after she leaves to fight Noir? That would make the most sense.]

[puppy_lancer]

i don't think they care whether or not your collar color goes with your tastes
these aren't really fashion accessories
and you gotta eat the oatmeal if you wanna eat eat anything else without puking

what's grub sauce?
some newfangled food?

[themsthe8r8ks]

Gru8 sauce is gru8 sauce, you new8.

[Sorry, guy. You caught her in the middle of a tantrum at a baaaaaaaad time.]

[fashionfairy]

Vriska Is That Indeed Truly You
I Admit That I Am
Rather Appreciative
That You Have Also Arrived At This Aberrant Stronghold
I Have Been Attempting To Conduct Some Exploratory Investigations In Search Of Our Other Friends But With Insufficient Success

[themsthe8r8ks]

[Oh no it is one of her many red crushes of the moment!]

Well I'm glad someone appreci8s my presence!
Even if it's punch-happy little Miss Fussyfangs.

[xanthous]

IIt'2 not a noo2e. The collar2 look ab2olutely nothiing liike noo2e2. Are you bliind?

And you have to eat iit plaiin unle22 you want to expel iit all later.

[themsthe8r8ks]

[Ah, here's the mustardblood quirk she's so familiar with!]

It was a pir8 reference. Are you dum8?
Ugh, that's not faiiiiiiiir! This whole thing sucks.

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[true_noir]

[More nonsensical language. That tore it. She was curious, though at least this was legible, if childish. On the upside, there was something to latch onto...]

So pleasant to see someone else with the right attitude in the end. The only thing that truly matters is what is before you.

Didn't enjoy the oatmeal did we?

[themsthe8r8ks]

Well yeah!
Why should I care a8out a planet that was doomed to 8egin with?
So this detesta8le sludge is called oatmeal? A 8oring name for a 8oring su8stance.

[pushedaround]

tHERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER STUFF YOU CAN EAT,
sOME ARE DECENT, aS WELL,

[themsthe8r8ks]

[...Didn't she kill this l8ser? Ugh, he must be from an offshoot timeline or something. Ugh ugh ugh ugh she doesn't ne8d this right now!]

Taaaaaaaavroooooooos!!!!!!!
I 8et you liked the oatmeal, right????????
8ecause it's weaky weaky weak weak and disgusting, just like you! :::;)

[cullscuttlefish]

You can eat w)(atever you want after you eat t)(e dumb oatmeal, wit)(out grubsauce. Otterwise, you'll puke all over t)(e plaice, and nobody wants to clean up after you, Serket.

[themsthe8r8ks]

Ugh whatever, I'll eat it.
8ut knowing I have to makes it taste worse.
And the nagging! Everyone fussing and nagging and 8othering!
God, may8e I WANT to puke!

placeholder because computer /shakes fist

[ghostytrainer]

mine's blue and you are right. it is the most stylish color there is.
though purple is a pretty good color too, btw. you and rose match now, ahahaha.
i don't know that they have grub sauce here, but the oatmeal is better than puking, in my opinion.
and you only have to eat it once. you'll be fine, trust me.

[Eat it, Vriska. Don't make him come down there.]

<3 I WILL BACKTAG INTO YESTERDAY WITH YOU

[themsthe8r8ks]

John.
Shut up.
I'm eating your stupid gross human oatmeal and I have to wear this l8me ass color!
The least you can do is feel s8rry for me! XXXX(

[voice]

[canofworms]

What is grub sauce...?

[If he sounds a little uncertain, it's because he is. Kind of unsure he wants to know. Grubs, you know.]

And you might not want to add things to your oatmeal. Might be against the rules.

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[themsthe8r8ks]

It's sauce made from gru8s.
What kind of 8oring and lame foods do you humans eat if you don't even have gru8 sauce?

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[destructiveprinciple]

noose is a good description of these dumb collars
but really it's not like these guys are gonna give a flying fuck if your collar matches your taste lol
you don't ask a lab rat if it prefers the sparkly gold or the yellow collar before you slap it on

and well. hah. try to die out of the public eye then!
saves use the trouble carting off your corpse

hey
is this grub sauce from that modern place where they feed people dead cows on bread?

[themsthe8r8ks]

I won't 8e leaving a corpse. :::;)
What's a cow?

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[blackwitch]

So what kind of food would you rather have? Some cake, maybe?

[themsthe8r8ks]

Sure. Cake is waaaaaaaay superior to pie. I'd eat it.

[She may have just decided this.]