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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

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[geometry]

-(+here is no grubsauce)
-(Un1ess you have the grubs +o make i+ yourse1f)

[caliginous]

OH ITS ENDGAME ALRIGHT.
NOT THE ENDGAME YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
THE COLLAR COLOR IS THE LEAST OF YOUR MANY-FACETED PROBLEMS.
AS IS THE LACK OF GRUBSAUCE.
BUT YOU'LL EVENTUALLY FIGURE THAT OUT.
UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY *WANT* TO TAKE A SEAT AND LET ME EXPLAIN.
I'VE DONE THIS A FEW TIMES THOUGH, SO I'M PREEEEEEEETTY SURE I KNOW THE SCRIPT BY NOW.

[He doesn't bother saying hi. She won't remember.]

[hystericull]

every fucking time your motherfuckin ass all up and decides on itself to split.
AIN'T NEVER NEARLY MOTHERFUCKING BEING ALL FOR LONG E FUCKING NOUGH.
hope that fuckin goop gets good and stuck up all lodged in your motherfucking noise tube.
TIL ALL YOU CAN'T BE GETTING NO MOTHER FUCKING AIR DOWN TO THEM PUTRID MOTHERFUCKIN AIR SACS YOURS.
oh, how a brother would fucking pay his left shame globe to see on it.
BY THE MOTHERFUCKING BY.
make to pry the strangleband off this motherfucker's nugbone and you can be all at having your filthy hue back. >;oD
MESSIAHS MOTHERFUCKIN BE KNOWING I AIN'T STANDING TO HAVING TO BE LOOKIN ON IT NO FUCKING MORE.

[puppy_lancer]

i don't think they care whether or not your collar color goes with your tastes
these aren't really fashion accessories
and you gotta eat the oatmeal if you wanna eat eat anything else without puking

what's grub sauce?
some newfangled food?

[fashionfairy]

Vriska Is That Indeed Truly You
I Admit That I Am
Rather Appreciative
That You Have Also Arrived At This Aberrant Stronghold
I Have Been Attempting To Conduct Some Exploratory Investigations In Search Of Our Other Friends But With Insufficient Success

[xanthous]

IIt'2 not a noo2e. The collar2 look ab2olutely nothiing liike noo2e2. Are you bliind?

And you have to eat iit plaiin unle22 you want to expel iit all later.

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[true_noir]

[More nonsensical language. That tore it. She was curious, though at least this was legible, if childish. On the upside, there was something to latch onto...]

So pleasant to see someone else with the right attitude in the end. The only thing that truly matters is what is before you.

Didn't enjoy the oatmeal did we?

[pushedaround]

tHERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER STUFF YOU CAN EAT,
sOME ARE DECENT, aS WELL,

[cullscuttlefish]

You can eat w)(atever you want after you eat t)(e dumb oatmeal, wit)(out grubsauce. Otterwise, you'll puke all over t)(e plaice, and nobody wants to clean up after you, Serket.

placeholder because computer /shakes fist

[ghostytrainer]

mine's blue and you are right. it is the most stylish color there is.
though purple is a pretty good color too, btw. you and rose match now, ahahaha.
i don't know that they have grub sauce here, but the oatmeal is better than puking, in my opinion.
and you only have to eat it once. you'll be fine, trust me.

[Eat it, Vriska. Don't make him come down there.]

[voice]

[canofworms]

What is grub sauce...?

[If he sounds a little uncertain, it's because he is. Kind of unsure he wants to know. Grubs, you know.]

And you might not want to add things to your oatmeal. Might be against the rules.

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[destructiveprinciple]

noose is a good description of these dumb collars
but really it's not like these guys are gonna give a flying fuck if your collar matches your taste lol
you don't ask a lab rat if it prefers the sparkly gold or the yellow collar before you slap it on

and well. hah. try to die out of the public eye then!
saves use the trouble carting off your corpse

hey
is this grub sauce from that modern place where they feed people dead cows on bread?

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[blackwitch]

So what kind of food would you rather have? Some cake, maybe?