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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

Comments

[xanthous]

IIf every piirate expect2 gettiing caught maybe they 2houldn't be piirate2. Good piirate2 2houldn't be that horriible at gettiing away wiith theiir deed2.

II can't beliieve II almo2t forgot how horriible and annoyiing your blueblood2 are.

filtered private;

[cullscuttlefish]

I don't want sympat)(y, and t)(e one perc)(son I want pity from isn't )(ere anemonemore. But you said it yours)(ellf: no one was giving you t)(e actual details. So t)(ere t)(ey are, and now, you can do wit)( t)(em w)(at you w)(ale.

I'm not going to suddenly go waxing pale or anyt)(ing like t)(at, because I t)(ink t)(at's aboat t)(e last fin eit)(er of us actually wants, but if somefin )(appens to you and you want a sidekick to go kick some bass wit)( once it's all said and done, come find me.

[hystericull]

ugh.
DUNNO WHY ALL A MOTHERFUCKER WAS GETTING HIS MOTHER FUCKING EXPECT ON AT MORE FROM YOU.
this back and forth ain't giving my motherfuckin jimmies the rustling in no way what that they like.
TOODLE MOTHER FUCKING LOO, SNORE WHORE.

[puppy_lancer]

hang around in the halls at night and you just might see it.

shhh it's okay u u

[ghostytrainer]

[Oh Vriska, Vriska, Vriska...]

you will, trust me.
i said the same thing when i got here too.

actually, if i am being completely honest i was still saying the same thing all up until last month.
but anyway, it's just something you have to kind of see for yourself before you believe it.

[blackwitch]

That's right, that's right! When it comes to food, cake's definitely the best! [ to kill people with, she means.. ] Or maybe jelly!

[canofworms]

At least you're aware of it. That's something.

[It's an edge, which probably means you're a less worrisome person than he thought, in both senses of the word. Possibly.

On the other hand...]

Let me say something else, then: just because you think you're one of them doesn't mean you're home free, all right?