Vriska Serket (
themsthe8r8ks) wrote in
animus_network2013-03-12 06:34 pm
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If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

filtered private;
Or did you forget that you're talking to the 8iggest 8itch in our session?
You got a 8ad 8r8k, deal with it.
May8e I'll 8e luckier.
Or may8e I'll make a 8ad move and you'll have something to ru8 in my face.
Good jo8, Vriska! Finally got what she deserved!
Wouldn't that 8e gr8?
[Vriska feels bad, but she doesn't want to. She doesn't want to be seen as a weak troll with pity for anyone; she'd rather pretend to be a functional troll and be hated for it than give in to this human disease called friendship.]
filtered private;
I'm not going to suddenly go waxing pale or anyt)(ing like t)(at, because I t)(ink t)(at's aboat t)(e last fin eit)(er of us actually wants, but if somefin )(appens to you and you want a sidekick to go kick some bass wit)( once it's all said and done, come find me.