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alright, you chuckleheads.
you're all obviously very bored, and since you're incapable of coming up with entertainment that isn't pants-on-head retarded, I'm here to help you out.
I know, I know, I'm very generous.
so, here's what we're going to do:

reply to this post anonymously and say whatever the hell you want.

seriously, that's it.
blubber about how mean the admins are, talk shit about people you want to punch in the face, whatever.
trust me, you'll feel better after.

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please.
Everyone knows who Dave is!

He's that guy.
The dude with the blog. How could you not know about him?

wrong
no one knows what he is
if he has a blog its like a shitty blog
i mean hes probably some amazing awesome guy but come on does that matter here

i thought all the puppet porn reblogged from his brother was pretty cool

must be a different guy from the one im imagining then
because puppets are lame ok
lame and disturbing with their soulless staring eyes

But anon! I thought you just said that NOBODY knows who he is!!!
or are you a different anon? damn this is confusing.

yes thats whats going on im a different anon and the other dude is a moron

i think anon has a point you know
i mean with the shitty blog and his obvious puppet dislike
he sounds like some big loser to me! :O

do you like puppets??

yes they are cool

why

because they look awesome and badass
and they're squishy and adorable

they have strings and an unending stare

unending stare from adorable googly eyes

its too late for you
theres no saving you from the snare of plush and floppy mitts

fuck you dave they are awesome and youre a loser!

i told you i dont know this dave
obviously hes not a loser but a sane dude
btw read below

he is totally a loser and also lame and uncool :|
omg why are you directing me towards dick monsters
why do people even have dick monsters
thats
weird??? >:?
gross
ew

because i cant be the only one sitting in this pit of misery
thats why

dont drag me down to your pit of depravity! >:O
i dont wanna know what kind of stuff comes out of their heads!!

its not a pit
more like a shallow hole
i cant even get to the bottom because im doubled over holding onto my shovel and dying
rip here lies anon
he anoned the wrong question

this is the shittiest hole
like no it is literally a hole full of shit!!
shit and dicks
which is a really crappy combination
(haha)
this is why we do not abuse the power of anon
all it leads to is shit and dicks

yet people abuse it every day
every way
theres just no stopping it because oop all anon

this power is too dangerous
there is too much responsibility
too much insanity
our shitty mortal minds cant handle it

we must become internet lawyers and tell everyone not to abuse the power
bad things happen like a pit opening up to hell
demons come boiling out and singing their songs
the one who abused the power gets bowed to
lead on my lord they say

lo and behold
another apocalypse in another world
the unholy singing penis demon heralding the end
all internet lawyers at their infernal mercy
the anoncalypse

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