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[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

Comments

[restitchtime]

How the fuck has nobody committed them before now? Their batshittery's a little boggling.

[the Outer Ring only knows]

[knightime]

lalondes man
we might as well give up trying to understand it

[restitchtime]

It's just a migraine waiting to happen, so you're probably right. Trying's really fucking hard to shake though.

[knightime]

its like a drug weve gotten addicted too and now we cant stop
gotta understand these bitches when we know we cant
but we try anyways
man this is a shitty addiction

[restitchtime]

Why couldn't we have gone for something manageable like crystal meth? At least you get fucking government aid for breaking that habit.

[knightime]

because we like having challenges
ridiculously impossible challenges that deals with flighty broads and assholes
somewhere we went astray

[restitchtime]

Pretty sure that it started when we decided not to hit the block button right off the bat and kept talking.

But who knows? I'm just throwing guesses out there.

[knightime]

what convinced us to keep talking
why didnt we utilize the block button
oh right
i assumed that i could get her to block me first if anything
backing off from a fight isnt my way to go

[restitchtime]

Yeah, sometimes being unable to say no to a challenge really ends up biting you in the ass. I think that I was kind of doomed from the start, though - he got my handle from Harley, so I'm pretty sure no matter what I did he'd keep coming back.

[knightime]

considering how these sessions are
yea
nothing we did was going to stop the trainwreck coming our way
all aboard
choo choo

[restitchtime]

Damage control instead of prevention as usual, then. Just what I was looking forward to in my life, how the hell'd they know?

[knightime]

lucky fucking guess
nice to know

[restitchtime]

I guess somebody had to have all the luck that we seem to have been deprived of. What great fucking hands it's in.

[knightime]

i can sleep tonight knowing this
i feel safer already
you dont even realize

[restitchtime]

Oh, I can just imagine. Just be careful not to fall down in tears over how relieved you are, that shit's kind of frowned upon.

[knightime]

my single manly tear has already been shed
there will be no crying episode tonight
just the snores of a very content teenager who finally got sleep in this shithole

[restitchtime]

I'm going to call bullshit on getting a good night's sleep around here, but so long as there isn't any sobbing floating through the halls it doesn't really matter.

[knightime]

you caught me red handed
i dont sleep
sleep isnt a thing
its a myth and ive been pretending it all along
im actually that asshole who keeps stomping through the hallways to keep everyone up
if i cant sleep no one else can sleep

[restitchtime]

In that case you need a little more practice before you manage to do much more than twist an ankle. I can barely tell when you're out there being a pissy insomniac.

[knightime]

i am a delicate flower
fuck you

[restitchtime]

A delicate flower that's really fucking horrible at being spiteful. Just calling it how it is.

[knightime]

there was a really shitty pun in there somewhere
it included your name and being spiteful and it was less ironic and more kind of blatant

[restitchtime]

If you think I haven't heard the thorny rose puns at least a thousand different times in my life and that during any of them I've been anything more than flatly unimpressed we're going to have to have a talk about what you're talking away from our encounters.

[knightime]

thats why i didnt outright say it
id be making run of the mill jokes when we could actually dig us some decent material
easy mode is for squares

[restitchtime]

And just like that you've got more creativity than 2/3 of the assholes I know back home. Not that I'm going to be any more impressed by whatever shit you fling at me than theirs, but at least it'll be something new.